Daffy duck #5
Requested by @gravitylove0, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it
"Oh, (y/n)!" Said Daffy cheerfully, flowers in hand as he knocked on your door.
You ran quickly to answer him.
"So, (y/n), are you ready for our da-whats THAT? " He dropped the flowers as he stood there completely horrified.
"Relax, Daffy, he's Tina's nephew. I'm babysitting"
"Why couldn't she look after him? Or better yet, why didn't her sister look after him?" He argued.
" Daffy, it doesn't matter, all that matters is I have to look after him for today and that's that! "
"So you won't be able to go out?"
" Nope "
"Fine! I'll just be leaving then"
"No, wait"
"Yes! I knew you'd come around, but what will you do with the kid? Leave him in the park? Or dump your purse with him and leave him in a candy store?"
" What? Neither! I want you to help me look after him"
"What?!? Don't you think I have better things to do?"
" No"
He shot you a look when you said this and finally have up.
"I hope you're happy" he whispered to the baby.
"Leave poor Zachary alone!"
" Zachary? Yeesh, not the name I would've chosen" he rolled his eyes.
"Here Daffy, hold him for a moment while I go get him some more milk" you handed him the baby as you rushed in the kitchen to get some milk.
Daffy just sat there for a moment staring at the kid. He didn't really know what to do in a situation like this.
"Wanna play a game of some sort?" He said, finally.
"Ah!!" Was his reply.
"Is that a yes or a no? Ooh, look at this rattle!" He said with a great fascination, not so much for entertaining the child, more for himself.
"Ga ga!" Said Zachary, obviously amused.
"You like that, huh?
"Goo!"
" You know, it's really difficult to understand you when you talk like that. But you're a sweet kid"
Zachary just smiled at him.
He then started sniffing. "Pee-ew! Is that you? Personal hygiene, have you heard of it?" Daffy started yelling as he covered his beak.
"Waa!" Zachary started to cry as Daffy raised his voice.
"No, no, no. I didn't mean all that" Daffy said softly as he lifted the child and gently patted his back as an attempt to calm him down.
"I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but would you like me to change your diaper?"
He was met with a look of joy.
"I'm guessing that's a yes. Now hold still. How do you, what's the issue with these? Why is there a pin on this? Uh, never mind I'll just use these diapers instead. Less work"
He successfully managed to change his diaper but the idiot didn't know how to dispose of it properly.
"So" he started. "Wanna watch some tv?" He said, to which Zachary immediately laughed and clapped.
They both sat down and watched television. When you came back, you found them both, eyes glued to the screen.
"Aww, isn't that just sweet?" You said as you watched the two of them sitting there together "
"You can say that again. I also changed his diaper" he bragged as put his hands behind his head and relaxed.
"Great! Where did you put it?"
"Put what?"
" the diaper?"
"Over there"
" Eww, so you mean you didn't throw it away? " you replier replied, disgusted as you held your nose and picked it up.
"Well where else was I supposed to put it?"
" In the bin!"
"The bin, huh?"
" Yes" you groaned as you finally got rid of it and sat down next to him.
"I love you" you said to him with a smile as you cuddled him closer.
"Who doesn't?"
"Uugh"
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