A/N: Posting this separately because I kinda have to make an announcement/it's been two months 💀

So I kindaaaaaa deleted the chapters after To Us, and You in the first book. I just don't like them anymore, and they don't fit. Hope you understand 👹

I also rewrote that chapter by the end. Go check it out!

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[BEGIN AUDIO ON 25/7/23]

Hey guys, this is our podcast.

I haven't touched this thing in such a long time. We do have things to discuss, don't we? Also, we're doing a mukbang of sweeeeeeeets.

Yeah, and I made them.

Yes, yes. Do you wanna start? Anything on your mind?

Marcel the druggie went to rehab.

Baby...

No, Lloyd. He is what he is. I saw him walking on the street looking like Pauvre-

-Franny, that's not a nice word.

I know, love, that's it's really what he looked like! He's lucky that Blueberry recognized him on our walk. We chatted, I guess. He begged me for money and drugs..

I know it's hard for you to talk about. You said that he reminded you of your mother, and that sorta was the kick in the ass he needed. He's in rehab now. He called us before.

I didn't pick up the phone.

I know, Bella did for us. He seemed like he was doing good.

I guess.

Baby, please don't eat all the cake. I want some, too!

I'm sorry, Lloyd. I just got sad.

It's okay. I'll add some tea.

(Chewing noises going for TWO MINUTES)

Okay, Lily and Peter are actually like a thing. So are White and Vally.

Ah, they're so cute together.

I know! These cookies are really good. Did you put cinnamon in?

Huh? No, it was peanut butter. Was kinda going for a Reese's vibe.

Remember when I couldn't eat peanut butter? Couldn't eat anything, really. Food allergies suck. But yeah, um, Étoile's doing pretty good at school. It wants to be an architect, and from the looks of its drawings, it seems like it knows what to do.

Maybe we should have it build a cat-house for Jr.

It's not a bad idea. Lily's still working with my parents. She has fun with the animals. Da actually moved out!

She lives in New York, right?

No, Los Angeles. I think you're close, though. Not really good with that stuff. She likes it there, she says it looks pretty at night.

I heard that Étoile has plans to move out, too. It told me it wants to stay near your parents.

Oh my gosh, they're so dramatic about it. It's like it's literally moving a drive away to be closer to the college, and Mama thinks it'll get eaten by wolves or something.

They're worse with you. Remember when we went to Poland for about three days and they called you every day.

I mean, they were worried because they weren't that friendly to gays.

Well, yeah, but we were under the crown. They couldn't do anything to us.

True. I don't know. They're just too worried about everything.

Wait, we have to give updates about us.

That's true! Well, right now we're not at home. We're on vacation in Puerto Rico. The beach is very nice. You think the food is ssssoo spicy.

It is, though! I'm used to Korean spicy, not Hispanic spicy.

Woow. Damn, I can't eat anymore. I had like a lot.

I could, but I shouldn't.

Eh, we'll save it for later.

Well, this is the end of out podcast. Subscribe to my Onlyfans.

Haha!

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