𝐷𝑜𝑟𝑐𝘩𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝐵𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛
𝐽𝑢𝑛𝑒 8𝑡𝘩 @ 2:56 𝘱𝘮

𝑚𝑎𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑣 ~
The sound of grits bubbling and the silver spoon scraping at the bottom of the pot erupted through the speakers of your phone as Mae stirred up her food.

"So, are you going to tell me who Kiri is or am I going to have to find out myself?"

Setting up your phone on the bathroom counter, you grabbed a peel off mask packet, squeezing it into your hand. "And how exactly will you do that?"

"Don't worry about that allat just spill it"

"He's just one of the volunteers at the shop," you told her as you spread the creamy liquid all over your face, causing a cooling feeling to be felt on your skin.

"So...," Mae she began to speak, pouring the steaming grits into her bowl before placing the pot back on the stove. "Is he working with you or on you?"

Your face went straight with your hands plopping down on the counter, "Mae shut up!" You spoke dryly, still knowing she was going to continue.

"See now what I do? I'm just asking cause I know how you get"

Scrunching your face, you went back to applying your mask. "And how's that?"

"Well, y'know, you'll start messing with some boy for a while then you decide to drop him after only 2 weeks over something so small."

"No, they just have too many red flags for my liking"

"Y/n, the red flags are nonexistent, you just let Kaiden mess up your trust in people"

"Who?" You played dumb, knowing exactly how she was referring to, but not wanting to think about trifling people today.

"Girl you heard me," she rolled her eyes as your phone started to ring.

You laid your mask packet on the counter, bending down to get a better look at the unrecognizable number with a Miami area code.

"What you looking at so hard?" Mae asked, seeing how focused you were on your phone that she heard vibrate from her end. "It's Kiri ain't it?"

Thinking you should answer the call, you picked up your phone, "I'll call you later, Mae"

"Ouuu I knew it! Tell him I said hi" she smiled cheekily.

"Uh huh bye," clicking the red button your finger moved over to the green one, answering the mysterious phone call.

"Hello...who is this?"

"Yea so I'm kind of having an emergency and I need your help"

You huff though the phone already knowing it's Kirishima speaking, "Send me the addy"

⊰ 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑝 ⊱

250 𝑊𝑦𝑛𝑤𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝐶𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑢𝑚~

Now standing in front of Kirishima's apartment door, you knock twice causing it to echo out in the fancy decorated hallway before you heard gruff voice call out to you.

"It's open" the familiar voice belonging to Kiri was loud enough for you to hear as you slowly entered his loft, peeking your head in first.

Now you weren't going to lie, you thought his place would be at least a little messy, but it was completely clean as if he had Bertram coming through there Monday- Friday every week.

Walking more into the loft you admired all the "The Weekend" posters he had hanging up along with the view of the city skyline that the sun shined on just right, keeping the sins of demon time at bay for the moment.

"I'm back here," he called out to you again, thinking you got lost or something.

Following the sound of grumbles, you walked into the comfy master bedroom with a simple push on his creaked door, finding him laid out on his bed.

You noticed he was a bit restless as you studied his appearance— eyes focused on him being shirtless, bare back pressed against his sheets as he had his hand resting over his eyes.

Sensing your presence, he peeked through his fingers— eyes half lidded as he began glancing over your outfit.

You were wearing a simple white top, a pair of blue shorts, and black Yezzy slides with your tote that read "don't touch my goodies" in hand.

𝑦/𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑓𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑝𝑜~

To Kiri you looked perfectly fine— better even in your natural state but what he couldn't understand was why your entire face was jet black.

"What the hell is on your face?" He asked in between laughs feeling his stomach tighten with each chuckle.

Rolling your eyes, you saunter over to his bed, kicking your slides off and tossing your house keys on his nightstand. "I was putting on a mask when you called," you answered, climbing into the bed with him as he shifted a little to turn on his side.

Remembering why you had come over to his place, you could've sworn you heard him say he had an emergency over the phone but here he is laughing and acting all chill so you decided to call him out on it.

"Speaking of that, you had me rush all the way over here for nothing to be wrong with you," you slapped his stomach with the back of your hand, causing him grit his teeth with a hiss sound sneaking past it.

Staring at him confused you watched as his face contoured in pain. "Baby boy, I did not hit you that hard."

"You didn't it's just"

"Just what?"

"Iheveasvnbhn"

"Huh? English please" you tilted your head, brow arched as you waited for him to explain himself.

He raised his arm, fidgeting with his beaded bracelet— nervousness clear on his face as he let out a sigh. "I have..," he waited a few seconds, rolling his beads in between his pinched fingers before he continued, "a sunburn." He tried to mumble out but your ears caught it, causing you to fight off the urge to say I told you so as the corner of your mouth turned upward.

You were trying not to laugh but couldn't help it cause you in fact did tell him to put on sunscreen but he wanted to act all bougie and now his skin was paying the price.

Kirishima huffed dramatically, crossing his arms over his chest as the sounds of your laughs bounced off his bedroom walls.

"Y/n, this is not funny" he complained, tone conveying slight irritation as he removed his eyes from yours now staring at the other wall away from you.

"What happened to Florida babies not needing sunscreen, hmm Kiri?" You taunted him lightly while tickling his neck, causing him to try and swat your hand away with soft laughs slipping through his facade.

Wanting to be serious, he tried to grab your hands while squirming from your touch. "Chill, y/n chill out" he demanded but his playful tone and chuckles betrayed him.

Finally getting ahold of you, he held your hand in his as he looked you in your eyes, gliding his tongue over his bottom lip, he caused a light sheen of saliva to gloss it over, catching your attention.

"Do I need to teach you how to keep your hands to yourself?" He asked in a way that intrigued you as you stared at him blankly, having you question what he meant by that.

With his hands now wrapped around yours and you still in daze, he takes your silence as a answer. "I didn't think so, Princess," he giggled, making your snatch your hands from his grasp.

Squinting your eyes, you sent him a slight mug, "Boy you are not that cute."

"You sure about that?"

"Positive"

"Liar!" He mocked, cocky smile growing on his face as his finger made it's way towards your face.

Quickly backing away, you nearly prevented his finger from making contact with you.

Easing onto his nightstand— away from the bed— you pressed your bottom half against the polished wood.

Kirishima's brow raised as he looked at you with confusion, "Where are you going?"

You tapped the wood gently, "Over here cause them flaky ass fingers not about to touch my face," you joked, having Kiri scrunch his face up.

"Mmcht, quit playing y/n," he smacked his lips, bringing his hand out in front of him and examining it, "It's not even flaky just a little ashy that's all."

Looking over your arms— inspecting them— a light bulb went off in your head, "Damn, so that's what this dust is..." you thought, noticing Kirishima start to rise off the bed.

"Uh, uh, pop a squat while I try to figure out how I can fix your annoying ass," you demanded while snapping your fingers and pointing your manicured hand towards the bed.

He did as you wished and sat back on the bed, crossing his arms over his chest with a pouty face, "I am not annoying."

"And the sky isn't blue," you shot back while pulling out your phone, starting to google the fastest way to get rid of a sunburn. Thumbing through different websites that basically said the same thing, you remembered mentally everything that you would need to do.

"Kiri do you have baking soda?" You looked up from your phone that you had slipped into the waistband of your shorts, waiting for his reply.

"Yea, it's in the bathroom across the hall," he pointed in the direction sluggishly before grabbing and tossing a pillow over his face.

You scoffed at his dramatics, pushing your lower body off the night stand as your bare feet padding against the smooth hardwood floor grew further and further until sounds of the bathroom door opening could be heard from a distance.

𝑏𝑎𝑡𝘩𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑝𝑜~

Looking around the nicely decorated room, you marveled at how spacious it was. At first you were surprised at how sophisticated it looked, but of course the bathroom still had a touch of Kiri in it with its blue neon light illuminating from the ceiling and behind the full mirror that hung over the sink.

You flicked the light on— needing more than what the dim blue one had to offer— and found your way towards the sink, opening the cabinets to grab the orange box filled with white powdered baking soda, you stopped when you had seen something that caught your eye.

Squinting your eyes, you observed the all-black box that read Trojan Magnum on it with Bare Skin written big and bold under the title. Being nosey you decided to crack open the box, seeing all but one of the large condoms left in 3 pack.

The sounds of shuffling could be heard from Kiri's room, making you quickly close the box and place it back where you found it. You snatched the baking soda and skipped over to the bathtub.

Now playing around with the water faucet— trying to figure out how to work it— you felt a strong presence enter the atmosphere.

"What're you doing?" Kirishima's tall figure asked as he leaned on the door frame— arms crossed with his eyes kept on you.

"I'm helping you," you stared at the faucet, growing more confused by the second, "Well I'm trying to at least." You added not knowing how to even turn on the tub to do what you needed to do.

"Pull the knob out first and turn it to the left for cold, right for hot" he instructed, watching you follow his directions smoothly as water began to fill up the tub.

You turned back towards him, "Now take your clothes off," pointing towards the shorts he was wearing.

Kirishima's body froze for a second as he blinked at you cluelessly, "Wait.. all of them?"

"No nasty, keep your boxers on" you laughed, grabbing the box off the floor, and poking a hole in the side.

Standing over the tub now, you gently shook the box back and forth, letting the contents fall into the small body of water.

"Kiri, are you undressed now?"

"Uhh.. Yea"

Reaching for the faucet, you turned it off. "Ok, you can get in now," you called out to him.

Approaching over the tub, Kirishima dipped his foot in, immediately yanking it out once he felt the cool water grazed his big toe.

"Y/n, this a damn ice box! I'm not about to sit in this"

Throwing your hand on your hip like somebody auntie with a deadpan look on your face, you couldn't believe the same boy who is covered in tattoos is afraid of a little water.

"Boy if you don't ya ass in that tub"

"Make me," he dared you, but you had a trick for him as you swiftly pushed him in— water spilling out the tub from his splashing around, "Y/N!!"

"Uh, uh, I don't wanna hear it cause you asked for it"

Sauntering over to the sink, you pulled out your phone and connected it to the Bluetooth speaker he had.

Now working on your face, you start to slowly peel off the painful black mask that was attached to your skin.

Finding it weird that you were currently in his condo and you haven't seen not one parent yet, you worked up the courage to ask.

"Kiri, how come I haven't seen your parents around?" You inquired, watching him shift in the tub through the mirror.

"My dad moved in with his wife a while ago so it's just me for right now"

Letting out an "oh" sound, you pulled the last bit of mask off, crumbling it up and tossing it in the little trash can beside the sink.

You decided against asking about his mom since he didn't mention her. The last thing you wanted to do was open a can of worms when you could've just minded the business that paid you.

Bobbing your head with the music flowing through the room, you waltz back to the tub, seeing Kirishima's eyes shut— head tilted back with his neck resting on the edge, causing his Adam's apple to be on full display.

Your presence went completely unnoticed as you sat on the other edge of the tub, watching him let the music drown out his thoughts.

"Kiri," you called out, making him peek at you from one eye with a "Hmm" sound following after.

"You ever seen that one episode of sponge bob when he tanned for too long and he was all dry and wrinkly?"

"Yeah, why?"

You shrug your shoulders nonchalantly, "Cause you kinda look like that if I'm being honest," you joked, raising your hands, and curling your fingers into a heart shape,"#speakingfromtheheart".

Head lifting off the edge of the tub, Kirishima's mouth fell open, "Ohhh you got jokes today, huh?

You let out a light laugh, pushing your hair over your shoulder, "Yea, I'm in a silly goofy mood or whatever"

Smirking, he ran his tongue along his bottom teeth while shrugging his shoulders, "Oh ok, well make sure you remember that silly goofy mood later on" he winked, resting his head back on the edge with his eyes closed.

"What you meannn? You questioned, knowing damn well you verbally assaulted this man to the 3rd degree, "I was just joking, y'know you'll always be pretty"

He poked his head up a bit, "Oh, so now I'm pretty?" He deadpanned not believing your bullshit.

"Yep," you shook your head, "A pretty ashy ass motha fucka if I do say so myself" you busted out laughing at your own joke, slapping your hand on your mouth which caused strained giggles to muffle through it.

"Ah ke ke ke," he laughed in a sarcastic tone, "Now what if that was my 13th reason? What would you do then?"

"Damn I ain't even think about it like that" you got serious, slumping your body downwards as you puffed up your cheeks with air before blowing it out, trying to think of how you would react.

"I guess I'd have to leave you some sunscreen in your casket cause Hell sure is hot and now we know you ain't built like"

Shaking his head in disappointment, Kirishima mentally took note of what you said so he could punish you later.

〈𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑛𝑜𝑤〉

He started to chuckle at the thought just as his back leaned off the wall and he got increasingly closer to you.

"Boy what're you doing?"

Letting out an airy laugh, his arms raised from the cool water, "Princess relax, I'm not mad," he assured you before cupping your cheeks— water running down the side of his arms, dripping off his elbows, "You just have some leftover mask stuck to your lip".

Brushing his thumb over your plump lips, he used the wetness from the water to easily wipe away the leftover residue from your mask.

A comfortable silence filled the room as the two of you exchanged glances with his palm still cupping your cheek.

The both of you just stayed still, watching each other's actions intently— only having your thoughts whispering encouraging words in your ear.

Eyes falling to your naturally pink-ish lips once again, he waited for a signal— any signal from you that showed you weren't thinking the same thing he was.

Nervous was a understatement to what he was feeling. His hands were all clammy and slightly wrinkled from soaking in the water or at least that's what he told himself.

There was no way you were making him feel this way, right?

Growing antsy of the building tension, he tried to read your body language as closely as possible, following your lead as you leaned in slowly with your eyes flickering shut.

With the soothing vocals of HER boasting his confidence, Kirishima brought your face down to his level— eyes closed as he lined his lips with yours, pressing them against yours gently.

To no surprise, he captured your full lips, giving you a brief sweet kiss before pulling away shortly after, causing a tingling sensation to linger on your lips.

"Y'know..." you spoke lowly, feeling his warm breathing hit your chin, "You could've just told me I had something on my face" you teased with an infatuated smile growing on your face along with his.

"Now where's the fun in that Princess?" He asked, diving in for another kiss. Only this time it was much more different.

This time it wasn't as sweet. It was more filled with passion and ecstasy than before as you two furthered into the kiss.

Kirishima laced his tongue with yours, slipping past your lips and exploring your empty cavern as if he were searching for something but ended up finding something else better.

Leaning forward, you deepened the kiss with lustful thoughts running through your head— hands leaving the edge of the tub, intertwining with the ends of his hair as you gave it a light tug.

His hands moved from your prominent chin down to your perfect waist, pulling you in more

The both of you becoming more enamored with each other as rush of excitement bubbled on the pit of your stomach and chills ran up your spine.

Completely lost in the moment, you didn't realize how far you were from the edge.

Feeling yourself lose balance, you toppled into the tub— freezing cold water splashing onto you as measly goosebumps started to rise to the surface of your skin.

And just like that... the kiss was over.

𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝘩𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑒𝑟~

Me:

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Anyways imma start reacting to my favorite comments on my spam account @ kakashisweeklystimmy cause I be dying laughing 😂😂

Also why y'all horny selfs be reading this at like 4am? Got me waking up with two pounds of crust on near my eyes to "Kiri fill me with your kids"😃 TAKE YO ASS TO BED MISS GIRL!!

Honorary message to my daily harassers/thugs~

See you next month 🤪✌🏾