Update for you all:

He left me on seen

BLOODY SEEN

From now on, I will not reply to anyone's stories trying to be funny.

This has been a massive blow to my ego and I have now realised that I'm not as funny as I initially thought.

There goes any chance that I have of sliding into Matty Cash's DMs... My confidence is now ✨gone✨

I'll probably forget about this in a few days but enjoy laughing at my expense 💕

EDIT: before people come for me, I was NOT trying to slide into his DMs. I'm pretty sure he's a minor and as a responsible 18 year old, those were not my intentions. The only DMs I'm trying to slide into are Matty Cash's (0 progress on that though).