After getting voted off during season one of Total Drama Island by my "friends"  and forced to leave camp, I thought that it would be over and I'd get to go back home to my old life. But then Chris made us compete for more money, and it ended up getting eaten. So then the campers who were closest to getting the money, got another chance to compete. I, along with others, fell short and was forced to watch from the sidelines as Total Drama made an aftermath show so we could watch our friends compete.

Courtney being Courtney, wound up getting her legal team to get her back onto the show. Which didn't do much because she ended up getting voted off again. Beth won the cash prize, and Duncan came up short in second place.

We were given another chance as Chris renewed the show for yet another season, so of course when I was given the chance, I decided to take it, given that I wanted redemption from last time.

Hopefully the peanut gallery wouldn't be essential to the vote, and if they were, they'd learned from their mistakes.

I sat beside Lindsey on the bus as she held my hand and sang songs the whole time. Bridgette chimed in a few times. It was weird seeing her without Geoff, since they were usually attached at the hip.

"Season three of Total Drama Folks! The world is gonna be mine! Sea to shining sea!"

Our bus finally come to a stop and we see Chris standing facing the cameras.

"They'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars! So let's meet our players! Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna!"

Heather stops walking causing Gwen to bump into her.

"Ugh. Are there reserved seats ..i.e can I have one not behind Heather's pony hair, ponytail."

"Um, my extensions are human hair." Heather says crosisng her arms.

"You learn something new everyday." Duncan chimes in while exchanging flirty glances with Gwen. Courtney glares at her as she laughs at his joke.

"Lindsey! Owen, DJ, and Harold!....guys?" Chris stops when DJ holds Owen in his arms as he starts freaking out.

"Sweet strawberry preserves. No!"

"He's afraid of flying remember?"

"Aerophobia, from the Latin. As opposed to aero nausea phobia , fear of air sickness."

"Keep up the fascinating facts, and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you." Noah snarks.

"No please...let's keep our nausea to ourselves guys." I say interrupting them with an awkward smile.

"And returning favorites. Noah, Y/n. Cody, and-"

"Yo yo yo. This year's winner is in the house- uh bus...uh runway!" Ezekiel announces. "Where's the plane aye?"

"I know right, let's fly!" Izzy says jumping onto his shoulders.

"Yup, Izzy's back! Also returing this season, Tyler! And the cohost of the Aftermath Show, Bridgette!" The all pile ontop of Izzy and Ezekiel.

"Yo Chris you forgot to introduce me ey." Chris sighs but complies nonetheless.

"And Ezekiel. Now, to mix things up a bit and keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors! He's an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species..Alejandro!"

A super tan, super fine boy with long hair walks down the bus. He removes his glasses and smiles. "Perhaps, I could assist?" He goes to help up Izzy and Bridgette and they both gawk at him.

"Wowwww."

"I- I- I have a boyfriend!"

"And amigos, please allow me."

"Wowwww aye-"

"I like girls." Tylre hurriedly says as he let's Alejandro help him up.

"And she's a sugar addicted super fan with sixteen Total Drama blogs. Sierra!" A girl with purple hair and it tied back comes into view as she squeals and looks at all of us like a dog does a bone.

"OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU GUYS! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE! ANYBODY GOT A PAPER BAG I CAN BREATHE INTO!" She says. I laugh at her and she rushes over beside me to greet Cody.

"Oh my gosh Cody! I've dreamt of this moment....only you weren't wearing a shirt!"

A rusty plane rolls up with Chris's face on the side. A few nails fall on the ground as it pills behind Chris.

"Chris...we can't possibly be riding in that." I say voicing my concern and raising my hand.

"I agree with Y/n. It doesn't look safe." Courtney says.

"Relax girls, it's perfectly safe." Just as he says that, one of the pieces of the plane fall off and Owen starts to freak out.

"NO! NO! I CAN'T RIDE IN THAT! Call the United Nations, call a cab, call my mom! No, I'm not doing this!" Chris gets tired of him and knocks him in the head with a frying pan.

"Anyone else got a problem with it?"

"Nope."

"Love it!"

"Dibs on the window seat!"

"Now boarding... a voyage to a million big ones! And saving you a first class ticket to all the action! Right here, on Total Drama World Tour!" He sings and I snicker.

"Haha, why are you singing silly?"

"Seriously..." Duncan adds.

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"Singing really? I thought Chris was joking about that?" Gwen says as we all follow Chris.

"Well I don't have a problem with it." Courtney says with a smile. I nod my head in agreement.

"Omg sameeee. It's so fun." I say to her as we smile at each other. "I sing all the time back home."

"Well you guys like singing."

"Well I don't.  Girls sing, little birdies sing, haha, Duncan's do not sing." Duncan snaps.

"Think I'll get to beat box?"

"I'll beat ya' if you try." Duncan threatens Harold.

"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather asks the host.

"Singing reality shows  are huge! The worse the singing, the higher the ratings. Which, is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsals or warning."

People start complaining while I smile and clap my hands together.

"Anywho, this is the dining area. Where you'll enjoy in  flight meals."

"Not for long eh. Prepare to lose to the Zeke."

"Okay... so not trying to be mean here but, you do realize you got voted out first last time, right?" Gwen says putting a hand on his shoulder.

"Word. And I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again. I'm stronger, faster, smarter-"

"Chattier, blabbier, can't shut uppier. Now zip it and let me finish the tour so we can get this bird in flight."

"Is there a ladies room?" Leshawna interrupts.

"Just through there."

"Good cause I gotta make a deposit."

***confessionals***

Leshawna: "There's a camera...in the potty again.  UGH! Can't a sista get a little privacy on this program?!"

***confessionals end***

"Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accomodations between destinations."

"Okay, but where are our beds?" Lindsey asks looking around. I feel a drop of water land on my nose as I wipe it off.

"Owen, care to demonstrate?" We shift our attention to Owen who's strapped up to the plane whiel sleeping and drooling onto the floor.

"P-plane...no.." He says delirious in between his snores.

"That does not look comfortable."

"No comfort for losers. Safety harnesses and an emergency exit. But, no comfort here. Or here."

" O-M-G Chris I am just L-O-L." Sierra says walking up to the host and laughing.

"We should hit the winners compartment aye, cause I ain't never gonna sit back here, ha, never."

"Uh is never your policy on mouthwash too homeschool?" Noah asks while Ezekiel smells his breath.

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Chris leads us to a nicer room with reclining seats, nice carpeting, and overall nicer interior. I sit in a chair across from Gwen as we take in first class.

"This is the first class cabin. The domain of each weeks winners."

"Now this is the kind of accommodations a lady deserves."

"They get ladies in first class too...oh you meant me!" Lindsey says as Alejandro flirts with her.

"That guy is as smooth as mama's gravy."

"Lindseys supposed to like me." Tyler says with his posture slumping.

"Nobody can compete with gravy."

"Hey Lindsey, I can do a hand sprang!" Tyler readies himself to flip and as he does, he lands harshly onto the carpet.

"Oh my gosh...poor. I- I 'm blanking on his name...oh I know Alejandro."

"That's my name."

"And what a nice name. I can say it all day."

"Please do." She laughs as Heather glares at their interaction. I turn and look over my seat at Lindsey and Alejandro, then see Tyler on the ground.

"Poor Tyler." I say to the girls.

"New guy is super hot tho." Izzy says while laughing.

"He is...I mean eh. He's okay." Bridgette adds while Gwen side eyes her.

***confessionals***

Heather: "I can see right through that guy. You know, this extra confessional is way nicer than talking in the toilet." Heather says looking around the plane.

"Maybe for you. I'm trying to prep for a flight here." Chef says.

"Hello, venting! Shhhhh. Any way, new guy is so transparent, so fake, so-"

"Deliciously seductive?"

"That is the exact opposite of what I was trying to say."

"Pretty good looking guy to me. I'm just sayin'"

"Ugh, forget this!"

***confessionals end***

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"Woah, where are we now? A grand piano. Wood burning pizza oven. Four person hot tub with LED dancing waters."

"How do we win this? My fair Leshawna loves a hot tub."

"Easy tiger, these are my quarters. And they're off limits. Clear?"

"Crystal." Harold says deflating.

"Oh Chris, I heart your limits." Sierra says gushing over the host.

***confessionals***

Heather: "Anyway, with Beth gone, Lins-iot, and Ale...whatver looking like a real threat, my only strategic move is to befriend the new girl. But pretending to like that, is going to be hard. I do not heart the new girl."

Y/n: "Sierra seems nice..A little obsessive..but nice at least. Maybe we can be friends since she doesn't know anyone yet! Plus, it would be nice to help her before Heather sinks her claws into her." I say crossing my arms. "On a side note...who knew that me and Courtney had anything in common! She can actually be likable when she's not rubbing her CIT accolade in our faces, or reminding us how strong her legal team is."

***confessionals end***

"And that's pretty much it. I skipped the cargo hole in the alley, I'm sure you'll find those exciting places later when I "accidentally"  lock you in them."

"Woah-"

"Senorita, are you okay?"

"Is the earth moving?" Bridgette asks in Alejandro's lap.

"Nope, we are!" Izzy says.

"One more thing. I'm sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony. Takes place right in there my friends."

Chris leads us to the elimination room and stands by the door. "If you don't receive a barf bag full of air-lined issued peanuts-"

"I got a peanut allergy yo- or more like a sensitivity-"

"You will be forced to take the Drop of Shame-"

"Okay, I just don't like-"

"Sorta like this." Chris grabs Ezekiel by the shirt and tosses him out the plane. "All eliminations are final brah."

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"Every second we're getting closer to adventure, and further away from mama." DJ sadily says. I get ready to say something comforting to DJ, but am interrupted when Sierra starts talking.

"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson. I also  happen to know your birthday is April 1st. You're my very own April Fool."

I give her a side eye before we hear a little dinging noise. Chris emerges from the shadows with a spotlight on him. He dances in front of us and strikes a pose.

"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell it's musical number time! So let's hear it!"

"But, what are we supposed to sing?"

" You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn't be challenging otherwise would it?" Chris says while smirking.

(i tried to change lyrics/incorporate y/n where I could. sorry if they suck lol. italics is singing.)

ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ : Come Fly With Us!

ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯

Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, Lindsey:  "Up, Up, Up, Up!"

Harold, Cody, DJ, Tyler: "Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing!"

Everyone: "We're flying, and singing. We're flying and we're singing!"

*Sierra pushes Cody on a food cart as he holds on for dear life.

Sierra and Cody: "Come fly with us, come fly with us!"

*Izzy pops out of the luggage holder and holds up a rockstar sign.

Izzy: "We've got a lot of crazy, tunes to bust, aha!"

Bridgette and Y/n : "Come fly with us, come fly with us!

Alejandro: "It's a pleasure and an honor and a must."

*Alejandro says grabbing me and Bridgette's hands

Duncan: "Dudes this is mess. You're singing in a plane."

Harold: "What did you expect Chris is freaking insane. Woah."

Gwen: "Yeah but guys, you're singing on tv."

Courtney: "Haven't you always wanted to, it can't just be meeeeeeeee!"

DJ and Leshawna: "Come fly with us. Come fly wiht us!"

Heather: "Do you know how to steer this thing?"

"Chef: "I try."

Ezekiel: "They thought they could leave me and depart. But this stowaways got winning in his heart!"

Noah: "Come fly with us. Come die with us-"

Owen: "We're flying, I hate flying stop the plane."

Chris knocks Owen out with the pan again.

Sierra, DJ, Cody, Heather: "Come fly with us, come sing with us!"

Duncan and Gwen: "No!"

Duncan and Gwen say while crossing their arms.

Chris: "Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules because in order to escape instant elimination-"

I snatch the papers from Chris and skim them.

Y/n: "All contestants must sing in each show."

Courtney: "Duncan do it. Let's go.

Cody: "Gwen sing it, don't go."

Gwen: "Well I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us. Come fly with us. Come and fly with us!"

Gwen says dancing and singing.

Courtney: "Duncan come on please."

Duncan: "This sucks."

Everyone: "Yeah!"

We all finish on the floor making jazz hands and Chris looks at us unimpressed.

"Enough singing you fruitcakes. Strap yourselves in. We are now beginning out descent to Egypt." Chef says into the speakers. "Singing show, worst idea ever." He says forgetting his mics on. "Chris is such an idiot. Hey why is the PA light still on? Aww shoot."

"We'll be right back."

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Our plane finally lands in the heat of Egypt. You can hear the cicadas and crickets as we watch Chris being carried by his servants aka interns.

"You guys ready for a little fun? Wow, its a scorcher out here huh? I call today's challenge, Pyramid Over Under."

"An 11 hour flight, Chef's inflight cuisine , and a musical number now we've got a challenge?" Leshawna asks.

"Don't you love this game?"

We line up by the starting line as Chris explains the instructions.

"It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven."

"It might help if you weren't dressed like a giant baked potato."

"Aluminum foil means the aliens can't probe your brains. It's a real problem in these parts."

Chris clashes cymbals together to shut them up. "Man, that's satisfying. Alright, pyramid over under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid. Now, ready, set-"

"Wait! Wait up yo!" Ezekiel says while running towards the starting line." I told you I wasn't gonna quit aye."

"Didn't we leave you in like, Whitehorse or, whatever."

"It's called landing gear homie. I climbed it and hid in the cargo."

"Impressive. But you're still out-"

"No way. I'm in it to win it."

"Okay, it's your funeral. Set." Chris clashes the cymbals again and we all start running. I find Sierra and see that she decided to go into the pyramids, so I follow her so I can speak to her.

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"Oh great. Our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mention there were different paths."

I go over to Sierra who's looking at the paths. "Hey girl. I love your hair."

"Oh my greatness, Y/n! It's super totally awesome to meet you! You're so cool. Ahh I love your hair too. You like my hair, do you want some of it?" She starts to fumble with her ponytail before I stop her.

"No, I'm good! I promise!"

"Hey Sierra, which way do you think we should go?" Heather says. I glare at her as she innocently smiles at me.

"Me? Um eh um.."

"How do we know which way's right?" Owen asks aloud.

"Oh I know! I saw this in a spy movie once. You lick your finger and hold it up to find the air flow!" Izzy licks her finger and turns to DJ. "Mmmm this sand really crunches in your teeth. DJ give me your hand-"

"Don't do it DJ, or you might get a case of crazy. C'mon Harold." Leshawna says leading her trio through one of the paths.

"Oh oh oh oh, let's take the scary mummy door!"  Izzy says running through the path.

"So, have you decided yet?" Heather says to her.

"Um, yes! I think."

"Well let's go then!" Heather says as she starts walking.

"Can we bring Y/n too? Pleaseeee." She says holding my hand rather tighly.

"Sure." Heather says with a fake smile.

"Aww, omg yay Heather. You're the best." I say smirking at her as she glares at me.

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Me and Heather exchange looks as we follow behind Sierra through the pyramid.

"Okay, what exactly are you doing?" Heather says pulling me by the arm. "Trying to steal my alliance partner?"

"More like trying to prevent her from being around you." Sierra steps on a tile and Heather turns around and sees spears flying towards us. She pushes me and Sierra to the ground as we gasp.

"Oops, sorry you guys."

Heather looks like she's about to snap,, before she regains her composure and smiles at the new girl. "Honest mistake, could've happened to any of us."

"Huh?" I say with confusion.

"O-M-Gosh Heather you are so nice." Sierra says with a smile. I shake my head at her and continue walking.

We end up running into Cody and continue walking, until we find a mummy and start running as fast as we can towards the exit.

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Alejandro, Bridgette, and Lindsey cross the finish line, and move to go to the team mats. Chris stops Alejandro as he follows the two blondes.

"Not so fast. This season, three teams! Bridgette and Lindsey round out team one. Alejandro, you're the first member of team two."

"In Egytian, it's itnēn." Harold comments. Chris gives him an unamused look and looks back at the pyramid.

"If it's any consolation you do get." He gestures towards the pyramid as Tyler falls down, hitting himself on the way. At the bottom he gets his head trapped in the sand.

"Uh Tyler, is it?"

"Yup. And you also get..." Noah and Owen run out of the pyramid screaming. "Congratulations."

"That's...wonderful!" Alejandro says trying to keep it together.

Heather and I sprint out of the pyramid behind Sierra who's holding Cody over her shoulder. "Oh I'm so happy we found you! Heather, Y/n, aren't you so happy?"

"I'm so happy I could scream." I run past Heather and past Sierra and cross the finish line before them.

"Ha yes! I beat you!" I say pointing at Heather. She blows a raspberry at me as she tries to catch her breath.

"We did it! Group hug! C'mon Y/n, Heather, you too." I smile as I go to hug Sierra and Heather rolls her eyes and awkwardly hugs Sierra from the other side.

"And hugs over. Y/n, Sierra. Get behind the number two." Sierra and I walk over to our team and Owen waves at us. "Heather and Cody you'll be on team three."

"In Egyptian-"

"No one cares Harold."

Cody surveys the area and then questions the host. " Where's Gwen? N-not like I care. Just curious..."

We direct out attention to the top of the pyramid where we see Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney arguing with one another. I shield my eyes from the sun and squint to look at them. I watched season two, I know that Gwen and Duncan had their moments with each other. But I also know that Courtney and Duncan were supposedly still together.

"Oh kids." Chris says through a megaphone as the ding signaling a musical number chimes off. "Recognize that sound? Whoever's not finished yet, we'd like a little musical reprise!"

"You said one song per episode!"

"Yeah, and this is a reprise. Not a new song. So if you don't sing you're out. Now let's hear it."

"You know what,no." Duncan says as he starts dragging Gwen and Courtney down the pyramid. "No, no, no , no , no. Three hours of these two squawking on this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat and you want me to sing? Forget it!"

"Dude...you have a contract."

"Eat it McClain. If you need me, I'll be waiting in the plane for a ride home cause I'm out. I'm done. I quit." He says cutting himself out of the rope. He walks to the plane leaving Courtney and Gwen speechless.

"Hi, looks like we're teammates." Cody says going up to Gwen to offer her a hand.

***confessionals***

Cody: "Girls on the rebound are the best! They cry, then you get to buy them a pop and listen...and then well they still won't go out with you. But you get to buy them a pop!"

***confessionals end***

Izzy wrapped in toilet paper carries someone in her arms as she runs out of the pyramid.

"IZZY NO!" Owen yells as Noah hides behind him.

"YOU'RE CARRYING THE UNDEAD!"

"Um what?!" I say as me and Sierra exchange confused looks.

"Oh cool! Bite me and I can be your undead friend like Frankenstein!" The person in her arms jumps to the ground and takes the toilet paper off of himself.

"Thanks for all the help you knobs!" Ezekiel says unveiling himself.

"Izzy, you'll join team-"

"Talaata, or three." Harold interrupts.

"C'mon guy after all this you gotta let me back in the game."

"Fine. But only cause we're down a man thanks to Duncan McQuittypants. Go ahead and join team one."

The homeschooled boy starts cheering to himself and runs over to join his team.

"Okay teams, talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. You have three minutes while I enjoy this ice cream cone."

"Team Victory!" Leshawna's team says simultaneously.

"Team Amazon!" Gwen's team says as Courtney kicks Cody in the nuts.

Our team was indecisive as we all try to figure out what to name ourselves.

"Team number one, Team number two."

"Got it, Team Chris is really, really, really, really hot!" Sierra comes up with. We all look at her like shes crazy as Chris beams.

"Alright, best team name ev-er!"

"At least if there's a suck up competition, we'd surely win." I mutter.

"And here are your rewards. Team Amazon, you win a camel. Team Chris is really, really, really, really, really, really hot-"

"I think there were only four reallys."

"You win a goat!"

A goat trots over to us a knocks Tyler across the sand.

"And team victory, here you go." Chris says holding a stick.

" So the guys in last get a camel and we get a stick?!"

"All will be explained..if I feel like it. Next time, right here on Total Drama, World Tour!" Chris sings.

AUTHORS NOTE

yay season three!

called for best total drama season and tdi couldn't answer so world tour picked up..!!

if you can't tell, i actually like cunt- i mean courtney:) (sorry not sorry)

sorry if it doesn't make sense that i jumped to s3, but y/n didn't win so like, i didn't see it relevant to write the end of s1. but, when i finish writing, i have some extra chapters that i publish to kind of fill in the gaps!!

i hope you liked!