paintball deer hunt (9)
Leshawna wakes up by hitting her head on the top bunk of her bed. She groans and rubs her head. "Ugh, okay that dude is really starting to get on my last nerve."
Heather yawns and sits up in her bed. "Whatever he just loves ruining our mornings. Beth, Lindsey, go warm up the shower for me." The two girls look at each other before she talks again. "Now! And remember..."
"Not too hot this time, I know."
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We all wait for the communal bathrooms to open as Heather is currently occupying them.
"What's the hold up?"
"Heather needs her private time." Lindsey tells Bridgette while trying to hold her pee.
"How long's Queenie gonna be in there, I got urgent business."
"She could still be a while." Beth says as she's next in line for the bathroom.
"That's it I'm going lumberjack style." Gwen says while stepping out of line to do her business.
I roll my eyes at Beth and Lindsey as I hold my pee. "You two are being ridiculous. Stop letting Heather dictate your lives. She's just using you girls." I say a little meaner than I intended. The two girls frown and turn back towards the bathroom.
***confessionals***
Y/n: "Look I didn't mean to be rude, but I'm just telling it how it is."
***confessionals end***
"I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet!" Chris says from the speaker. " Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit."
Beth knocks on the door to alert the primadonna. "Um Heather."
"Can one of you come in here and lotion my back. It's peeling." We all silently shuffle away so Beth ends up having to do it.
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We gather around the campfire pit as we await instruction from Chris.
"Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge!"
"WE ARE READY!" Owen cheers back.
"Incoming!" Chris starts to throw cans at us. I catch mine with one hand and see it's beans. "This is breakfast."
"No, breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's yucky bird eggs." Heather corrects him.
"Beans, beans they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you-" Owen stops when a can is thrown and hits him in the face.
"Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting." He pulls out a neon colored paintball gun and some of our eyes light up.
"Now that's more like it." Duncan says satisfied.
"Oh I love paintball! I remember my cousin had a paintball themed birthday party. Safe to say my team one." I say to Lindsey as we smile at each other.
Chris shoots Harold with the gun and he falls onto the ground.
"So we won't be killing anything?" Brdigette questions the host.
"Negatory. This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. I'll tell you your roles once we get into the woods. So..finish brekky."
Owen burps as he's seated on the grass eating his beans. "Ahhh, got any more?"
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Chris stands in front of a wall with red and green paintball guns mounted on them. He then starts to separte the teams.
"Okay, for the bass. The hunters are: Harold, Geoff, and Bridgette. Locked and loaded with green paint. And for the gopher hunters, Leshawna, Y/n, Beth, Owen, and Lindsey." I catch my gun as he throws them to us.
"WOWWW WOOO! THIS IS AWESOME!", Owen yells out.
"You also get these stylin' glasses and wicked camo caps. The rest of you are now deer."
He holds up deer antler and little red noses. Then he pulls out the tails.
"Yeah right, I am not wearing that." Heather protests.
"There is no way, I'm a deer." Duncan says crossing his arms. Chris ignores him and set the deer antlers on his head.
"Take these off and your team is toast."
Owen messes with Duncan before getting in his face. I put the glasses and hat on and them cock back my paintball gun.
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"We should come up with a plan to insure that we win." I say gathering the hunters of my team together. "I was thinking that we travel in groups, two together and the other three together, Four eyes are better than two."
"Sorry Y/n, but we probably need to find Heather."
"To?"
"To do what she says. It's in the alliance rules." Lindsey says shrugging her shoulders.
"Lindsey, Heather doesn't care about you guys. She can't win on her own so she's bossing you guys around and making you do whatever she says. But it's not to late to defend yourselves. I'm sorry for snapping earlier, but I was only trying to help."
"But if we don't, she'll be like, really mad."
"Who cares?", Leshawna says putting her hands on her hips. "And we're gonna try and vote her off soon anyways. We all hate her."
"That's nice. I kinda like that idea." Beth says with a smile. "Let's go bag some deer."
I smile at her enthusiasm as me and her high five. We're distracted when Owen splashes himself with a jar of something.
"Hey, uh, what are you doing Owen?" I question the boy.
"Masking my scent so the deer don't smell me coming."
"Tell me that isn't-"
"Pee? Yes, yes it is."
We all "eww" as he looks up in the air impressed with himself.
"I got some if you need some."
"We're hunting other campers, you don't have to hide your scent." Beth reminds him.
"You mean I collected all this pee for nothing?" He tosses it in the air and Lindsey and Beth run away. Me and Leshawna look at him unimpressed.
"Dude, you are one sick ticket."
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I ended up getting split off from the group. Lindsey and Beth ran away from Owen's pee jar, and Leshawna had to take a pee of her own, so I was by myself.
I was on high alert searching for any member of the bass. I moved stealthily thorugh the woods.I soon hear someone rustling in the bushes. I cock my gun and ready myself to shoot. Soon I see Sadie step out of the bushes and I shoot her in the shoulder.
"Ow, hey!"
"Sorry. Well not really." I say with a shrug as she's now taken out of the game. She frowns and begins to walk away towards the camp.
I hear arguing in the distance and start to walk towards it. I get closer and I'm able to make out Heather and Beth yelling at each other and poor Lindsey trying to stay out of the mix. Leshawna's standing to the side with her hand on her hip. Then Beth shoots Heather in the leg and she gets a cramp and falls to the ground. Beth and Leshawna soon hug each other and laugh.
"Guys, what are you doing?" I see as Heather is fuming.
Heather steals Lindseys gun and starts to shoot Leshawna and Beth.
"Oh it is so on." Beth says narrowing her eyes. She and Leshawna start to fire back at Heather while Lindsey crouches down behind Heather for protection. I turn away and put my hands out to protect myself although it's no use as we're both splattered in orange paint.I then pull out my gun and start to shoot Heather in the back of the head.
"Ugh, you're getting it in my hair!" She complains and turns around to shoot me.
Unbeknownst to us, members of the killer bass were watching us from behind the bushes. They exchange looks before shooting us all with blue paint.
"This is really fun." Bridgette says as she uses most of her shots on Heather.
" Attention human wildlife and hunters. Please report back to camp. It's time to show your hunts and tally up the scores." Chris says from the intercom.
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"Tsk tsk stealing from Chef, eating chips in the woods, being mauled by bears, do you know what I see here? I see a very undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint product, and I have to say...that was AWESOME!" Chris says while pacing back and forth. We all look down at the ground in shame as he lectures us, but perk up when we see he's not mad.
"When you guys opened fire on your own team, wicked tv guys!" Chris says motioning towards Heather, Beth, Leshawna and I.
"Hey where are Duncan and Courtney?" Harold asks. Sadies nugdes him with her elbow.
Courtney and Duncan shuffle towards the group with their antlers intertwined with one another. Duncan explains their predicatment and ends up getting kicked in the nuts by Courtney.
"Easy Courtney, the medical tent is only equipped for one member at a time. And Cody's kind of using it at the moment." He says gesturing towards Cody who's wrapped head to toe in bandages. Bridgette and Geoff separate Duncan and Courtney.
"Well, since four members of the gophers are dripping in paint." Chris says gesturing towards the four of us who were engaged in a mini paintball. Lindsey turns around and points to her back covered in orange paint. "Make that four. And some of them aren't even deer...I think we have our winner."
The bass celebrate their win while we hang our heads.
"Gophers, I'll see you at the campfire ceremony...again."
***confessionals***
Beth: "Y/n was so right! I'm glad I stood up to Heather! If I can do that, heck I can do anything!"
***confessionals end***
"So, how did you-", she says referring to the paint all over me.
"Heather."
"Hmm. Noted." Gwen says as we walk back to our cabins.
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"I mean seriously, twice in a row? What is wrong with you people?", Heather says aloud. "I can't wait to send Beth home.", she points at the brunette.
"Don't worry Beth, everyone hates Heather so you know most of us are gonna vote for her." I say while Leshawna nods her head. Heather scoffs and crosses her arm.
"I wish I could kick off multiple players at once!" She says referring to me and Leshawna.
****confessionals***
Cody: "Okay, I know I got mauled by a bear, but I'm feeling good about this. I'm a quick healer, and besides Heather's as mean as a snake dude. Her own team shot her like eighteen times. they'll never kick me off.
Leshawna: "Who did I vote for? Well Heather's been a pain in my butt since day one. But I gotta say, Cody."
Owen: "Yeah that Cody...not so useful in challenges anymore."
Lindsey: "I totally admire Belle for standing up for Heather, but she's so dead now."
Y/n: "I know we all agreed to vote for Cody, but like, I'm still gonna vote for Heather." I say shurgging my shoulders.
***confessionals end***
"There are only eight marshamallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper-"
"Who does not receive a marshmallow must immedately return to the dock of shame, cathc the boat of losers, and leave." Gwen interrupts him with her arms in the air. "Can we just get on with it?"
"Fine. Whatever, spoil the moment." Chris rolls his eyes. He throws the frist marshmallow to me. "Y/n, Trent, Lindsey, Owen, Gwen, Leshawna, Beth." Heather's eyes grow wide as it's just down to her and Cody.
"Campers, this is the final marshmallow tonight..." He takes a moment to build into the dramatic effect. "Heather."
She snatches the marshmallow from him and points at all of us. "You all are very lucky." I roll my eyes at her and eat my marshmallow.
"Cody, the dock of shame awaits bro."
We all wave goodbye to Cody as Beth wheels him out and Heather glares at him. I sigh and get up and leave towards our cabin with Gwen and Leshawna.
"Someone's gotta teach that girl a lesson." Leshawna says ball her hand up in a fist and slapping on her palm.
"And I think I know just how it do it." Gwen says with a smirk. She fist bumps Leshawna and then the two girls turn to fist bump me.
"Well, normally I would think about talking it out. But Heather can't be negotiated with, soooo." I fist bump them back and we all exchange mischeivious grins.
AUTHORS NOTE
sorry this was a bit boring lolllll
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