(italics are implied to be flashbacks:) )

"In today's special episode of Total Drama Island. You've been watching Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Leshawna, and Y/n make their way to the final five. It's been a long seven weeks. So, we decided to give our wee finalists a chance to contemplate on how far they've gotten. And enjoy all the camp grounds have to offer. But what happens to the cameprs after they walk the dock of shame? Board the boat of losers, and leave the camp? Where are these rejects living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserve to win the one hundred grand? The losers are about to let it all hang out. And you won't wanna miss a word. Comin' up on Total Drama Island!"

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"Welcome to Playa de Losers!" Chris says riding his jet ski to a fancy resort on the beach. "The all inclusive luxury resort where our campers are sent after being brutally voted out of the game to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality show losers. When we are down to the two final competitors, their fate will be in the hands of these seventeen losers!"

"Ahhh this is the life! Woahhhh!" Sadie falls off her chair and into the pool, splashing Noah in the process.

"Get my shirt wet why don't ya?" He snarks. Sadie laughs at his misfortune and floats in the pool.

" Sorry Noah. Woooo! You guys should come in it's sooo nice! Ow! Something bit me!"

Katie gasps and brings her knees to her chest. "Do you think it's a shark?"

"Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water brainiac."

"Noah's right.." Sadie says looking around the pool. "Besides, I saw the sharks getting seeweed mud wraps."

"If it wasn't a shark, what was it?"

Izzy emerges from under the water and laughs. "Oh sorry about that. I just had the urge to bite something. Do you ever have that feeling? Like you need to just sink your teeth into something. Maybe that's how sharks feel huh? Okay bye!" She holds her breath and then goes under water.

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"As you can see our campers have made themselves comfortable here at our luxury resort." Ezekiel sits in the hot tub with Geoff and Bridgette as they make out. " Looks like Geoff and Bridgette are happy to be reunited."

" Dude! This resort is off the charts!" He yells then continues making out with his girlfriend.

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"Can you believe this place is right around the corner from this lame-o campground." Trent says while suntanning with DJ.

"Now this is what I'm talking about. I can hang here from a while." An eagle suddenly swoops down and takes bunny from DJ as he screams out for him. "Oh no...bunny!"

The eagle drops bunny onto the grill and Cody comes over looking redder than usual with tongs in hand.

"You know, ever since I got my body cast off and stitches removed, I started to realize, this place is pretty sweet!"

"Yo Cody need some sunscreen? You're looking a bit pink dude."

"No thanks! I'm trying to get a tan. It attracts the ladies!"

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" I love being a loser! This is so much more my style." Lindsey gushes as she and Tyler sit poolside together. " If I'd have known how phat this place was I would've gotten my butt kicked off first episode! Plus, now Tyler and I can hang out!" They smile at each other and lean in to kiss each other. When they pull back Lindsey raises her eye brows and looks around. "Which one's Tyler?"

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"Yo yo dawg check it out! Being famous has totally changed my life. I'm just kickin' it yo." He holds his chain with the letter 'Z' on it and shows it to the camera. "Got some fly bling too. Ya' like?" He says to Bridgette and Geoff who ignore him and continue making out.

"Look! Someone's bikini bottom." Izzy says holding swimsuit bottoms.

"I think that's yours Izzy." Katie says while exchanging glances with Sadie.

Izzy's face goes blank as she looks under water and sees she's naked at her bottom half. "Oh no it is!" She goes underwater and swims away.

Owen laughs and points at her. "Haha imagine losing your trunks. I could never!"

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Courtney flips through a magazine while glaring at the multicolored pages. Not satisfied, she tosses the book to the side. " I don't care how nice this place is..I'm not supposed to be here. I found out exactly what went on the night I left camp."

Harold opens the voting box and plants the votes with fakes with Courtney's name written on them.

"Let's see how much you like it when someone messes with your love life."

"It was all Harold's fault! I should be in the final five right now!" She complains. Harold peeks from behind the bush to look at her. "When I find that little twerp, I'm going to grab hold of him and wring his skinny awkward little neck. You hear me Harold?! I know you're hiding around here somewhere! He has to come out sometime and when he does he's going to get it!"

Harold crawls through the bushes and turns to the camera. "Okay, I guess what I did to Courtney was pretty heinous. It's just that Duncan wouldn't stop buggin me with stuff. But I'm so starving."

His stomach growls obnoxiously loud and he looks down at it. He looks at Courtney and sees her uprooting a light pole and holding it like a stick. She then looks around and continues hunting for Harold. "This bites."

He crawls around and sees Trent sitting on his chair eating some food. "Psst. Hey Trent. Slide me some baloney."

"Yeah, what the heck." He says while shrugging as he throws him the baloney.

"Dude why are you helping him? He's a traitor aye."

"True, but he doesn't deserve to starve to death. He sure can't come out here."

Courtney walks around with her lightpole and surveys the area.

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"I learned a lot during my experiences on the island with Heather. If you're going to have a best friend who makes all of your decisions for you, you should make sure they're not a total jerk!" Lindsey says to the camera.

"Yeah I was pretty shocked to be the third camper voted off. Apparently I wasn't bossy, manipulative or "dangerous" enough to make it through. You can't say I wasn't a team palyer though."

"Oh sorry. Woohoo! Way to throw those murderballs. Go team go."

"Oh my gosh! We have so much to tell you since we've been here!" Katie and Sadie say while holding each other. " Can I say hi to my peeps back home? What's up Toronto!? "

"We're having so much fun here. This resort rocks!"

" Yeah Total Drama Island was really hard. We even survived our first major fight."

"That was so sad, but we totally recovered."

"Totally. And even though that was all like majorly hard, nothing was as hard as when we were seperated."

"Aww Sadie!"

"I miss you already!"

"I miss you more!"

"No I miss you more!"

"I miss you infinitely more! Bye!"

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Courtney pokes the bushes with her light pole and looks towards the camera. "I'm in the middle of filing a lawsuit for wrongful termination of competition. These people are witnesses! I was unfairly kicked off!"

"Huh?" Owen says with his mouth stuffed with food.

"I didn't see nothing man."

"Got me."

"Must've missed that episode."

" What is she talking about?"

" Didn't see it. Don't care."

"You all know what happened?!"

"Aww Courtney, you want a hot dog? They're super yummy!" Courntey glares at Owen and slaps his hot dog out of his hand and across the floor. "NOOOOOO! WHYYYYY!" He chases after his hot dog as Courtney watches in disgust.

"You just would've got kicked off in another episode..no one really liked you that much." Lindsey points out making the cit gasp.

" That is so not true! Everyone likes me! I used to be a CIT!" A coconut falls out of the tree and hits her in the head. " This is a coconut... we're in Muskoka people. If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct!" Then some snow falls on top of her and a person on skiis goes down the pile of snow.

"Are you Tyler?"

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"How would I characterize my experience? Easy. It stank."

Cody tries to touch Eva's mp3 but she bites at him and he retreats away.

Eva comes riding in on the yacht with fire bruning in the background.

"My anger management issues improved a bit."

"Are you Tyler?" Eva slaps a piece of steak onto Lindsey's face leaving grease on her face and causing her to fall onto the ground.

"Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful-"

"He kissed a guy!" Izzy says with a spear through a fish.

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"Didn't!"

"Didddd!"

"Did. Not!"

"Did did did did di di di di did did di di di di di di did!" Izzy sings.

"I can break this tie!" Trent says clearing his throat. "He totally did."

Noah kisses Cody's ear while dreaming. The two wake up and start screaming at each other.

"I have...no comment." He says crossing his arms.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I got a letter from my sister that says there's a picture of me in Stalker Magazine!EEEEEEEE!" She squeals. Katie and Sadie squeal for her and clap their hands together.

"Eeeeee. Congratulations you just peeped. Things only go downhill from here hunny." Noah sarcastically says.

"Maybe if I get an acting coach, and my nails and hair done, I'll get on the cover!"

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"So Trent, if you could say something to one of the five remaining campers, what would it be?"

"Uhhh, I guess I'd tell Y/n that I was rooting for her. And there's no hard feelings. I'm caught up on the episodes. Hi Y/n." He says waving to the camera.

"No Trent..I'm so sorry." Y/n says with her head dwon. "Heather wanted me to vote for you. But I knew I just couldn't do it. I would never." Trent puts his hands on her shoulders.

"It's cool. I believe you. Everything happens for a reason, yeah? No point in dwelling on it, what's done is done."

"You still awake?"

"Barely. I'm actually getting used to being awake kind of. I'm so tired, that I'm not even tired anymore. That make sense?"

"Not really. Where's the little dipper again?"

"See the big dipper? Follow the handle to that bright star, the pol star. And then you'll see it." Y/n says pointing to the sky.

"Oh I see it."

"Y/n here I got you something."

"Oh thanks Trent." Y/n graciously accepts the food and starts to eat it.

"Y/n's so cool and nice. I really dig that about her."

"She's a good person. And I care about her very much."

"Awwwwwww." Sadie and Katie gush.

"That is so beautiful." Owen says wiping a tear from his eyes.

"Aww I know. Hold up, I gotta pee." Izzy says. She closes her eyes and everyone gives her disgusted looks. "Okay I'm done!"

"Ew Izzy!" Everyone quickly pulls their feet out of the pool.

"That is so gross!"

"What?It's chlorinated. Sheesh." She then puts on her snorkel and continues swimming.

"And there you have it. Stay tuned to hear the hear the answer of the question everyone wants to know. What do the losers think of the final five? And who will they vote to win? These answers and more coming up."

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"Okay, you've seen how the losers are spending their time. Now it's time to find out what they think of the final five."

" Heather can kiss my butt. It's all her fault I'm stuck in this place. She's a scum sucking, backstabbing witch and I'm gonna enjoy watching her go down." Eva interrupts Chris.

"Wow. Tell us how you really feel."

"I just did."

"Just throwing a few strips on the barby!" Izzy says while frying up some coconuts. "Hey Noah that means you! Hahaha just kidding. Well I think Heather is a total psycho."

"Heather is a formidable competitor, but I can't say I approve of her tactics. I mean, reading Gwen's diary in front of the whole world...so uncalled for." Courtney says while she continues searching for Harold. Harold rustles in the bushes as he continues hiding.

"Heather was definitely the scariest female on the island. But I can handle her....Did you hear something?" He gets poked by the light pole and gasps.

"There you are you little traitor!" Courtney starts hitting him with it as he winces at every hit.

"Tuh, little guy." Trent says while laughing.

"Wow, glad she wasn't my CIT."

"So Trent, Lindsey? Give us your take on Heather."

"I hope I never meet anyone like her ever again."

" She is really mean! Like really mean!"

"I'm calling my parents, you cannot make me stay here." Heather says stomping around the dock.

"That's just great! Why do we keep losing people?"

"Why don't you dodge this?" Heather says throwing a canoe over Tyler's head.

"I had to take the leadership role, hello we're on a losing streak. And really everyone else on the team is pretty useless."

"She was pretty bossy eh."

"Oh she was so totally bossy!"

"Beth, Lindsey, go warm up the shower for me. Now!"

"Go get me some chips."

"In the forest?"

"In the dining hall. Now."

"Go get my makeup bag from the cabin!"

"But the bees..."

"NOW!"

"Telling her off was the best moment of my life." Beth says while smirking.

"That girl is the meanest girl on the whole entire side of Kalamuzoo!" Owen says.

"If none of us even like her, how did Heather get into the final?"

"CAUSE SHE'S A CONNIVING BACKSTABBING LITTLE WITCH. THAT'S WHY!"

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"Who would I like to win?" Courtney says while thinking. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd have to pick. Duncan. Don't tell the others though, okay?"

"Oh we already know." Izzy says as she and other crowd around the CIT. "You were all over him."

"My golden lab drools less over a ribeye steak." Noah smirks.

"And... we eavstropped again." Lindsey says.

"Ugh!"

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"Duncan. Man that is one tough dude. I saw him wrestler a grizzly bear to the ground-" DJ says slamming his fist on the table, propelling bunny into the air. "Bunny!"

"Duncan? I hate that guy! He made me pee my pants. He drew on my face with a marker. He strung my underwear up a flag pole, put hot sauce in them, fed them to me for lunch in an underwear sandwich. He's beyond annoying. Idiot!"

Harold falls out of the tree and onto the floor.

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"Duncan's not as tough as he seems." Bridgette says while she's laid up on Geoff. "Courtney told me he has a sweet side to him. And Y/n told me he was the reason DJ got a new bunny." She and Geoff both stare at Ezekiel, who was trying to discreetly get closer to them in the hot tub.

Duncan gives DJ his new bunny and DJ spins around with him in his hands.

"Well I think he's pretty cruel." Lindsey says slurping her drink." Anyone who treats deers and trees badly is not a friend to deer or trees!

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"Y/n! Oh em gee she was so so sweet!"

"Omg yess Sadie she totally was nice to me when you and me were on separate teams."

"This is so unfair! I'll miss you Katie!"

"Oh! Me too Sadie!" Katie says tearing up. Y/n goes over to her to take her by the hand and leads her to the rest of the team.

"Oh c'mon . It'll be alright Katie!"

"Y/n makes the yummiest cupcakes ever. So sweet and yummy. Man I wish she was here right now! If she wins she should buy a giant cupcake oven and just keep making cupcakes!"

"Cupcakes, cupcakes we're gonna get cupcakes!" Owen sings and dances. Y/n laughs and finished frosting the cupcakes.

"Easy big guy. As if she'd spend the money on you." Noah says rolling his eyes. "She's so positive and happy all the time...It's weird. But, she can be kind of normal. Like she locked Heather in the fridge." He says while smirking. "Super cool. I got chills."

"Y/n could be kind of mean sometimes though." Beth points out. "Especially towards Heather."

"Nuh uh, this glutton is going to eat them. Y/n stop baking and start saucing the ribs."

"No, Owen is more than capable of doing them himself. We're almost done."

"I didn't get to be head chef because of poor presentation-"

"No, you got to be head chef because if I remember correctly, you "called it". And who do you think you are telling me what to do? I got an A in culinary. i should be telling you what to do if anything!" Y/n says raising her hands in the air.

Owen starts to back away and steals a cupcake while he's doing so.

"And why the heck do you have on an apron? You're not even cooking!"

"If you're not gonna be a team plater and act like a baby then you can accompany Trent in the medical tent."

"I'm a team player to an extent but not when the team consists of a narcissistic mean girl with split ends!"

"You two are being ridiculous. Stop letting Heather dictate you lives. She's just using you girls."

"You look like you could skip a meal."

"But it's Heather though. And she was equllay as mean!" Owen points out. "I mean, she locked her in the outhouse. She pulled her shorts off and showed her undies on national televison. Lied to her several times. Voted off her boyfriend. She kind of deserves it!"

"Exactly. Plus, without all of that, she'd be super boring." Noah says. "I like that she's not little miss perfect. Makes for good television."

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"Y/n was my best friend." Bridgette says as her face lights up. "She and I clicked since day one. She was so sweet and supportive. I can't wait to see her. Y/n if you're watching this, I'm rooting for you girl." Bridgette says making a heart with her hands.

"Aw yeah babe! Def rooting for Y/n! She was super cool." Geoff says while smiling.

"Y/n was so gentle and caring. Mmm mmm. That girl was cool as ice. She always knew the right words to say to make a man feel better."

"Oh no, I'm sorry DJ." Y/n says putting a hand on his shoulder. Tyler does the same to his other shoulder.

"You can do it Tyler!" Y/n says from beside Duncan. He crosses his arms and smirks at her.

"Yeah, unless you're chicken."

"Oooo Y/n was super cute! She was so nice! Awww I miss her so much." Lindsey frowns. "She did so good in the talent contest."

"I think it's pretty pathetic how she's scared of barf. Get over it eh." Ezeikel says.

"Ummm, who even are you?" The boy visibily deflates and walks away.

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The sun goes down and everyone's huddled around the pool listening to Trent play on his guitar. Cody hobbles to the group, still red all over.

"Dude, you got cooked today." Trent pauses his music to say.

"Who me? Ow Ow." Cody says sitting down, the burns obviously effecting him.

"So, who do you guys want to win if you could vote right now?"

"Oh can I pick Sadie?"

"Awwww you'd pick me and not you?"

"Duh you can't vote for yourself. That's tacky."

"Okay, I'll vote for you to win, and you vote for me to win!"

Courtney clears her throat to interrupt their conversation. "Girls, you have to be in the final five to get a vote. Remember?"

"Oh yeahhhhh. I don't know then."

"Well, I think Gwen should win."

"Really? But she rejected you on international television. Several times." Lindsey says.

"Thanks for pointing that out Lindsey... Gwen is my dream girl. I'm just not her dream guy. But as long as she's happy, I'm happy."

"That's really cool dude." Trent says slapping him on the shoulder. He yells and Trent's hand leaves an imprint on his back.

"Oops. Sorry man."

"Well obviously I'm voting for Y/n. She's like my best friend." Bridgette says.

"Leshawna. Definitely." Harold says lovestruck.

"But you'd vote for Duncan..right." Courtney says.

"Why would I do that?"

""Because if you don't, I'm going to post all of your little love notes to Leshawna on the internet." She says while smirking.

"Fine whatever. I'll vote for Duncan....not."

"I don't think y'all are giving Duncan enough credit. He woke up from a monster nap and helped us win the dodgeball challenge." DJ points out.

"Okay, that's true. That was a killer strategy dude pulled out of his butt."

"He had all five of you wailing on an opponent at one time. I like his style." Eva points out.

"You keep forgetting Y/n locked Heather in the fridge. That was priceless." Noah says shaking his head.

"I think Gwen should win."

Smoke goes through the air and Chris appears out of nowhere. "Okay losers, it's time for the most unexpected twist of all time. Tonight, you will be voting the next camper off Total Drama Island!"

"No way! Tyler?!"

"Here's how it's gonna work. There are no marshmallows. I am gonna ask you one by one, who you would like to see join you here tonight at Playa de Losers. Katie and Sadie since you share a brain, I'll ask you both. Who would you like to vote for?"

"Oh, I miss Y/n the most!"

"Oh it would be so much fun to have her here, definitely Y/n!"

Everyone gasps as a dinging sound effect goes of signaling the vote.

"Why are you voting her off? If you like Y/n, leave her in!"

"That's three votes for Y/n."

Courtney gasps at the host and everyone looks at her. "No what?! That's not fair!"

"Okay, onto the next voter. Lindsey."

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna say Y/n."

"Lindsey!"

"No, you can't vote for me. You have to vote for someone still in the game, like Y/n!"

"Okay guys, NO ONE SAY Y/N!" Izzy yells, but soon covers her mouth as she realizes her mistake.

"That's six votes Y/n."

"Sqwak. Y/n."

"No!"

"Seven votes Y/n."

"Dude, that's a parrot. It doesn't even know who Y/n is.." Trent says coming up to Chris.

"Sqwack. Y/n."

"Nine!"

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Chef grabs my luggage for me and drags me by the arm as I'm too stunned to react. He pushes me onto the boat and it sails me away.

I end up on a fancy resort with my luggage in hand as Chris smiles at me. He comes up to me and puts his hand around my shoulders.

"Hello Y/n! And with that, we are down to four! Tune in next week to see the dramatic, conclusion of Total Drama Island!"

AUTHORS NOTE

yall pls don't attack me lmaoooooooo

i obv had to take y/n out bc they knew she would slay too hard, rip.