Andy was your best friend. He was always there for you, so when he came to you complaining about a Saturday detention, you knew you couldn't let him down. So you spent all of Thursday creating the perfect way to get detention. When you finally pulled your amazing prank off, you were sure to get detention. And you did, because your prank was targeted at none other than Vernon himself. What you didn't expect, was the prank to be so bad you landed yourself more than one sentence. When Andrew found out, he couldn't stop laughing.

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"What'd you even do, anyways?"

"I snuck into his office and emailed all his female coworkers his undivided feelings for them."

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little bitch deserved it