*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧—chapter six: blocked!

IMESSAGE

professional yappers 🎀

theodore - teddy 🎟️
oliver - ollie 🪱
delilah - del 🌷
jianna - juna 🩰
kimi - kimi 🌸
jak - jak 🦩
paul - paul 🪷
dino - dino 🌺

Today 1:35 PM

teddy 🎟️
i'm having a crisis

teddy 🎟️
someone kill me

teddy 🎟️
right the fuck now

del 🌷
you're always having a
crisis

jak 🦩
what happened this time?

kimi 🌸
i think i have an idea

teddy 🎟️
my problem is ******
***** *******

teddy 🎟️
and i blocked him yesterday
btw!

teddy 🎟️
just his number!

teddy 🎟️
so if he says anything in the
group chat, i can't see it!

paul 🪷
WOWWWWW

juna 🩰
ain't no way you blocked
him

del 🌷
i believe it

jak 🦩
he def would go that far,
considering...

kimi 🌸
yeah

dino 🌺
i don't believe u

teddy 🎟️
so for whoever doesn't
believe me *cough* paul,
juna, and dino *cough*
you can all ask! he can tell
you!

paul 🪷
@ollie is this true did he
block you

juna 🩰
teddy told us to ask you
btw

dino 🌺
so now we're asking

ollie 🪱
yes. unfortunately, he did
block me

paul 🪷
that's a real shame

juna 🩰
imagine getting your phone
number blocked by your
childhood best friend

ollie 🪱
...

ollie 🪱
okay wait brb. annika
needs me

teddy 🎟️
also someone lmk if he
left or not. thanks

del 🌷
oh good timing teddy bc
he literally just left. he's
with annika rn!

teddy 🎟️
eye twitch

jak 🦩
cool it my guy

jak 🦩
you act like the world is
ending

teddy 🎟️
it is.

teddy 🎟️
there is a nuke.

teddy 🎟️
about to explode and wipe
out the entire planet.

dino 🌺
okay!! so, teddy needs to
be evaluated

teddy 🎟️
sorry guys i'm just really
stressed rn

kimi 🌸
it's okay teddy

teddy 🎟️
for the sake of my sanity,
i also might have to leave

teddy 🎟️
i need a break

teddy 🎟️
before i rip out my hair

teddy 🎟️
and gouge my eyes out

teddy 🎟️
and claw my face off

teddy 🎟️
and set myself on fire!

paul 🪷
UM???

teddy 🎟️
i'm sane, i swear

del 🌷
no ur not

teddy 🎟️
shut up

juna 🩰
so are you leaving, or...?

teddy 🎟️
mhm yup rn

kimi 🌸
ciao teddy

del 🌷
don't kys while you're
gone!

jak 🦩
yeah pls don't

paul 🪷
bye teddyyy

juna 🩰
see you tmrw maybe

dino 🌺
byeee

teddy 🎟️
bye guysss

author's note
this year still doesn't feel
real bc how tf are we in
july already???

i swear new year's 2024
was yesterday

07.01.24