There were some days that you had to fight to stay afloat. Those days weren't too frequent, but when they did happen, it was a struggle to get out of bed in the morning. Typically, there were three things that made you happy enough to push through. 1. (Y/f) ice cream: it was definitely a game changer. A bucket of the best ice cream in the world made things a bit better. 2. Your pet: No explanation needed on that one. And last but not least, 3. Denki: This sweet angel had been gifted from the gods, apparently. No matter how sad you were, Denki always seemed to know just what to say. He would stop by and help you get ready in the mornings, stop and grab you a snack to help you through the day, fend off any unwanted people to help you stay relaxed, and of course, tell stupid little jokes that always seemed to get you to laugh. He was perfect. An angel in disguise.

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"What do you call a cow that has no legs?"

"I donno'."

"Ground beef."