MAkki:
I hate my life

MAtt_sun:
??????????

What happened

MAkki:
I DROPPED MY FUCKING KEBAB

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

MY PRECIOUS KEBAB WITH CHICKEN

MAtt_sun:

I thought something serious happened

Got me worried for no reason

MAkki:
EXCUSE ME THAT WAS MY CHILD

I WATCHED THAT KEBAB BEING BORN

AND NOW HE'S ON THE GROUND

MAtt_sun:
Are you done?

MAkki:
Yes

Jeez you seem grumpy today

MAtt_sun:
Yeah I got into an argument

Oikawa told me he's in love

MAkki:

Oikawa Tooru in love?????

First time I hear of this bullshit

MAtt_sun:
Yeah same

But he had some compelling arguments

So I was just kinda sitting there like

MAkki:
Bitch I know the feel

I had this friend in middle school

He told everyone that his parents bought him a $500 scooter

So we were like

BUT THE NEXT DAY HE CAME TO SCHOOL ON THAT SCOOTER AND THAT BITCH IS REALLY 500

MAtt_sun:
OMG YOU REMINDED ME SOMETHING

BITCH GUESS WHAT KAGEYAMA DID TODAY

MAkki:

SPILL THE TEA BITCH

MAtt_sun:
Alright so I'm walking to my locker and I see Kageyama

And he looks fucking SCARED AND CONFUSED

So I wanna ask him what's wrong bUT SUDDENLY HE PUTS A LETTER WITH A HEART INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S LOCKER

MAkki:
SAY WHAAAAAAT

MAtt_sun:
I KNOW RIGHT

I MEAN IT'S THE KING WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

MAkki:
A BITCH IS CURIOUS AND THAT BITCH IS ME

MAtt_sun:
want more tea?????

MAkki:
Give it to me boi

MAtt_sun:
Oikawa's ex will be attending our school starting next week

MAkki:

You mean that long ass soon-to-be-farmer Ushiwaka??????????

MAtt_sun:
You got that right

Oikawa's freaking out bc he dumped him thru text and hasn't seen him since

He said he's afraid Ushiwaka will steal away his Mr. Universe

MAkki:

Why would Ushiwaka do that

He's nice unlike Oikawa who thinks he's the God of this school or smth

MAtt_sun:
Honestly idk why I'm friends with him

But whatever

I get to hang around the kul guyz

Did you know Bokuto sings 5 Seconds of Summer songs???

MAkki:

MAtt_sun:
Idk apparently he likes some guy and is trying to win him over

Oh Oikawa just texted me

"USHUKONA IS GONNA FUCKING KILL ME WHAT THE FUCK ISHININABISNGONNA FUCKING KIL ME IM AFRAID OF DYAING"

MAkki:
Is he having a stroke

Ushiwaka does nothing but water his tomatoes so

MAtt_sun:
Oikawa thinks the world revolves around him so

And now he's coming over

I'll text ya later

MAkki:
Okay, tell me how it goes!!! 💕

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Should I use reaction images in next chapters or?

Anyway, hope you enjoyed

I can't move bc I ate too much

-hatari