MAtt_sun:
I'm fucking dying

MAkki:
What happened???

MAtt_sun:
Oikawa sent me screenshots from his chat with Iwaizumi and he's been so coldly rejected that I cannot

I don't even know why he tries anymore

MAkki:
Omg show me

MAtt_sun:
K wait just a sec

MAkki:
LMAOOOOOOOO BITCH

"So mean Iwachan!"

Maybe stop being an obsessive lil bitch first Tooru

MAtt_sun:
😂 yeah that's what I thought

I swear I saw him taking secret photos of him

MAkki:
Ughhhhhhh stalker alert

MAtt_sun:
Well, enough about Oikawa

How are you doing my sweet potato

MAkki:
Fucking greaaaaaat I had 3 maths in a row today

MAtt_sun:
Oh shit fuck

MAkki:
It wasn't bad don't worry 😂

Mr.PJ has a new hair color I'm digging it

MAtt_sun:
Oooh what is it now????

MAkki:
Cotton candy pink ❤❤❤😍😍😍😍

MAtt_sun:

SWEET BABY JESUS DOES HE WANT US ALL DEAD OR FUCKSNDINWDODJJ

MAkki:
Hmmmmnnnnnnnnggggggg saaame biiiitch

Also he mentioned some hunk or smth that he's really good friends with

I CAN SMELL THE GAY

MAtt_sun:
ToT more positive representation for us gay boys please

MAkki:
Oh did you hear queen Riri is releasing a lingerie line

MAtt_sun:
Why would I care about that tho

MAkki:
BECAUSE IT'S RIHANNA YOU UNGRATEFUL PUNK

MAtt_sun:
Jesus said chill

MAkki:
G g g g g gghost butt

MAtt_sun:
Wow woke

MAkki:
Wanna hear something disgusting ;))))

MAtt_sun:
Hell yeah I'm all about that gossip

MAkki:
Okay so go to the bathroom during the lesson cuz I gotta do a big thing right

And one of the stalls is being taken

So I'm like "shit, now I'll be insecure about taking a dump"

MAtt_sun:
Relatable

MAkki:
And literally out of nowhere I hear

"Ahh~~~" in the other stall

SOME SHIT ASS WAS MASTURBATING IN THE SECOND FLOOR BATHROOM MIDDLE STALL

MAtt_sun:

Fucking nasties

What the fuck

MAkki:
Dude I fled the toilet without evem washing my hands

But no worries I asked my friend for a wet wipe in the classroom

MAtt_sun:
I really wanna know who it tho

Blackmailing is so fun

MAkki:
Well, he was wearing red converse shoes???? If that helps????

MAtt_sun:
I'm gonna sniff him out

MAkki:
Do it boy

I gotta go now since I have after school activities that cannot wait

MAtt_sun:
Text me soon bae

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Hej hej Monika hej på dig Monika

Anyway so here's an update

I have an English exam this saturday so wish your author the best of luck ❤❤❤❤❤

-hatari