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꒰ 🧇🤌🦕 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

lemme start with one thing: i went into uni thinking 'okay, i'm gonna initiate my nerd mode and just stay on top of things.'

did i acc follow that bs?

HA, NO!

so for those going into uni in the future, lemme give u a word of advice:

1. don't sleep in lectures: no matter how boring they are or no matter how ideal the conditions are for sleep, DON'T! i did a lot of that in my early days and its acc the biggest regret. like i genuinely can't take one of my module lectures seriously. only sleep if u know ur shit and have a phd in that topic.

2. make sure you CONSISTENTLY do your pre work: fetus me (aka me newly into uni) did all her work on time. understood like 4/5 of my module properly. but like make sure if udk, ask the lecturers, LIKE FR THEY'RE USEFUL. and when i mean consistently, don't be like me and ditch pre work after reading week. STAY ON TOP OF IT.

3. you need to realise that uni isn't acc hard like ppl make it out to be, it's just a shit load of work, with deadlines you have to keep on top of consistently.

4. some people are the sweetest human beings and will help you out, but some ppl are the stingiest mfs ever. like we had a 'bonding exercise' if you will and we were talking abt diff revision techniques ppl use. me being me said it, cos what do i have to lose. BUT THESE ACTUAL STINGY HUMANS WERE LIKE OH I READ, I DON'T WANT TO DISCLOSE MY REVISION METHODS. and i was there gaping my mouth open like a fucking goldfish.

5. act like a dumb bitch: people think you're dumb and won't give you nazr/the evil eye. trust me it's helpful.

6. make acquaintances: meaning they don't have to be ur friends, they're there when u need something from them and vice versa. this makes me sound like a bitch but trust me, it's valuable.

7. DON'T/AVOID BUYING FOOD FROM UNI: this is one of the main reasons why my money went like that. like shit is so overpriced. make your own or even better, get a £3 tesco meal deal.

8. people who you make friends in freshers weeks aren't gonna be your life long uni mates: nothing else to say other than that.

9. people tend to look for a relationship in uni, but go in with my motto: no attachment, just vibes.

10. if you go to a london uni, try renewing your 16+ oyster, i didn't and i spend more on travel.

11. join societies: these are one of the best way u make mates fr.

12. go to freshers parties: freshers week (more like months) is the most lit time in a student's uni life. don't have alcoholic drinks from the venue; they're overpriced and you're more prone to being spiked. lemme tell u, it ain't a good experience.

13. speaking of freshers, you might think u wanna looks pretty and wear heels. lets face it, heels are gonna fuck up your feet. wear trainers or even boots instead.

14. JOIN STUDENT DISCOUNT APPS: shiz like unidays, student beams and totum (this u have to pay, i don't have this, but alot of ppl do)

15. my laptop died so i needed to get a new piece of software to do my work. so me being me i went to the apple store and i was contemplating whether to buy an ipad or a macbook. GET THE IPAD AND PENCIL. i'm not gonna lie you can do more things for the iPad like make notes, go on emails and all that and it's just so much more easier in comparison to the macbook. like that's my biggest regret , so i recommend all of y'all to buy an ipad and an apple pencil trust me. or get yourself a laptop, which is touch screen that u can write on.

16. (imma stop here) wear comfy clothes in uni. i kid u not, i live in my joggers, hoodies, and ugg like boots/ trainers. i even came in pjs!

ngl , if someone told me this before uni, i would've been the smartest lad there, but no. hope this bs wisdom does to y'all.

i have way more, but lemme stop right here.

next time on winnie's waffles (game show voice):

• the multiverses i thought about for lucid acrimony and my LA memes ...

see y'all later! <£3333

***from the waffle making big/lil sis

- reaction pics all from pinterest