CHAPTER TWO:
intimidation level zero

peter
did you find him?

ned
yup

peter
what did he say??

ned
lots of things

ned
weird things

peter
well, is he gonna fix it??

ned
i'd say the chances of that
happening are slim to none

peter
agh, c'mooon

peter
are you sure you can't fix it

peter
every time i say karen this video pops up

peter

peter
and i talk to karen a LOT

ned
i'm sorry, dude, but this
guy is really good

ned
i have no idea how he did it

ned
why can't you just ask
stark to fix it

peter
if tony finds out someone hacked
the suit he's gonna flip out

peter
maybe you can just... find out who he is
and then i can pay him a visit?

ned
like... to threaten him?

peter
no!

peter
just intimidate him a little

peter
you know

ned
right, and how'd that go last time

peter
....

peter
we don't talk about that time

ned
you stepped on the guy's dog's
tail and started crying

peter
I SAID WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

ned
yes, and i trembled in fear of
what would happen if i ignored you

peter
WELL THE DOG DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG

peter
I CAN'T PUNISH AN INNOCENT
CREATURE FOR THE CRIMES
OF ITS OWNER

ned
...dude