I actually feel so guilty that I'm posting this instead of a chapter. I'm practically posting once a month like IM SORRY! It's just my drafts are trash and I don't have any new ideas ;-;

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Kirishima: Bakugou? It's 4 am, why are you baking a cake? And with the party decorations and sweets?

Bakugou: I'm celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity, want a cookie?

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Bakugou: Hey, smile for me you're looking down in the dumps

Kirishima: Ok... like this? *smiles angelically*

Bakugou: *voice cracks* yEaH! Exactly like thAt

Kirishima: Hey, why are you blushing?

Bakugou: No reason at all *tries to hide face*

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Kirishima: I can probably sing all the lyrics to any Disney song you can name

Bakugou: what the fuck is a Disney

Kirishima:

Kirishima: buckle the fuck up and prepare for a long ass marathon while we cuddle you ignorant little shi-

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Kirishima at Bakugou's funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him?

Deku: Of course *leaves*

Kirishima, leaning over the coffin: Now listen, I know you're not dead.

Bakugou: yeah no shit

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Kirishima: Bro, can I have some chips?

Bakugou: No.

Kirishima: pleaseeeee~

Bakugou: fuck off

Kirishima: *gets up, straddles Bakugou, and leans in really close and whispers in a sultry tone*

Kirishima: give me the god damn chip you sack of crap.

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Kirishima: Water is wet, do you want to know what else is wet?

Bakugou: Oh my god not this again...

Kirishima: Spaghetti.

Bakugou: I'm dating a kid.

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Kirishima: Are you... blushing?

Bakugou: what, no.

Kirishima: Did I get the ever stoic, hardcore, total badass Bakugou to blush?

Bakugou: No... It's... it's the cold.

Kirishima: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too"?

Bakugou: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* n-nO!

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Nya~
I have way more saved but I'm so sleepy
Good night!
I'll try to squeeze in a oneshot tomorrow ^^