"So basically, this one time I ate a pizza completely naked while skateboarding. It was a wild night" Makki laughed, but that laughter soon turned into terror as Iwaizumi threw a book at him.

"You broke my lock just to tell me this stupid ass story? I will literally kill you" Iwaizumi said in an angry tone as he stood up. It was 08:37 in the morning and Makki was already annoying him.

"Listen, I'm trying to get away from the fact that I might have accidentally hired an assassin to kill me, I'm just tryin' to live" Makki sighed loudly, moments after Mattsun busted into the room scaring the living shit out of Makki.

"Guys guess what!" he yelled the moment he stepped foot into Iwaizumi's private space.

"Do you want to die? Because I can arrange that. I have a frying pan and I'm not afraid to use it" Iwaizumi cracked his knuckles.

"Miko is going away somewhere! I overheard her on the phone" Mattsun grabbed Iwaizumi's laptop off the table and sat down onto his bed as if it was the most casual thing ever.

"I'm giving you both five seconds to get out of my room before I kick you into another universe where Makki can't talk and Mattsun is practically homeless" Iwaizumi said and he wasn't messing around. (y'all I'm hinting something)

"More like hoeles--" Makki was interrupted by Iwaizumi who stood up and grabbed a book off the shelf. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban to be more precise.

"GET OUT!" he yelled. Makki and Mattsun flew out of the room faster than Trump denies being a white supremacist.

"Jeez, he sure woke up on the wrong side of the bed" Mattsun said as he fixed his shirt. "Back to Miko, if she leaves - we can proceed with the second part of our master plan"

"Hell yes. The sooner Iwaizumi and Oikawa get together, the better it is. Let's do it before Christmas. Oh, and this tie really suits you" Makki said as he noticed Mattsun wearing a new dark blue tie with tiny blueberries.

"Awh, thank you. I love you~" Mattsun pinched Hanamaki's cheeks.

"I love me too" Makki suddenly said and Mattsun froze in his stance. "You're not bad too though"

Mattsun would have said something if not footsteps coming from upstairs. Oikawa appeared seconds later, his facial expression wasn't the best.

"Hey, is everything okay?" Mattsun asked and Oikawa simply gave him a death glare. "Sometimes I wish I never applied to work for you"

"Say, Mattsun, why do you work here anyway?" Oikawa asked as he struggled to find instant coffee that Makki hid somewhere in his bag.

"I'm a gentleman, I enjoy the finer things in life" Matsukawa faked some foreign accent and raised his eyebrow.

"What, so crying over Spanish soap operas with a bucket of icecream at 3 AM is refined now?" Makki asked and Oikawa nearly choked on his own spit. Soon he'll be choking on something bigg---. :).

"Fucking snitch" Mattsun turned around and stomped back to Iwaizumi's room, from the muffled sounds that came out of it the other two could understand that:

1. Either Mattsun fake cried and hid under Iwaizumi's blankets.

2. Or he hid in the bathroom and Iwaizumi was asking him to come out while gradually becoming angrier.

Either way Mattsun is a dumb idiot and we can all relate.

"Is Miko going somewhere?" Makki asked as he sat down next to Oikawa.

"I'm not sure yet.. Say, has Iwaizumi said anything about me?" Oikawa turned to Makki slightly who only smirked. Of course Hanamaki knew that they both like eachother and he was planning a "Super Gay Super Great Date With A Lot Of Gayz". (SGSGDWALOG)

"I'll tell you later" he patted Oikawa's back.

"Ugh.. All these feelings. I don't know when was the last time I felt like this" Oikawa sighed, it was early in the morning, but.. It's 5PM somewhere right? (whoever finds where it is 5 PM when it's 9 AM in Tokyo will be forever appreciated by Author-san)

"Wear heelies to escape your feelies" Makki smiled. Soon Iwaizumi and Mattsun joined them at the table.

Literally the moment Iwaizumi walked in Oikawa's heart started going crazy and he honestly felt like a highschool girl in love with a jock.

"Iwaizumi, did you watch the video I sent you?" Makki asked, Iwaizumi sighed loudly before taking the sandwiches out of the fridge.

"You mean GOT7's new music video you sent me at 6 AM in the morning? Yeah, I did... It's pretty good" Iwaizumi finally said something Makki had been dying to hear. (IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SKYYYYYYYYYYY)

"YES BOY!" he yelled, but was silenced when Mattsun pinched his butt.

"Completely unexpectedly" Miko walked into the kitchen, the clothes and accessories she was wearing cost at least $18,000, not to mention her perfume and make-up.

"Good morning~ I have some great news!" she said and turned to all of them.

"What is it, honey?" Oikawa faked a smile, he had no intention of talking to her today.

"I was invited to a fashion show in Hong Kong, I'm leaving immediately. I'll be gone for three days! I'm so excited" she said fixed her hair which was full of hairspray, it looked like a fucking brick.

( Like, seriously y'all, I have this image of Miko in my head since she's like my first serious OC and I fucking hate her so much. Even Trump is prettier than her AND THAT MEANS A LOT.)

"While you're there, you could donate to some charity, you know, for people in need" Makki suggested, but Miko shook her head.

"Pft, why would I?" she said and Oikawa almost facepalmed.

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths" Makki sighed loudly and took another sip of his chocolate milk.

"You've been awfully mean to me, why?" she crossed her arms, probably waiting for Oikawa to say something.

"Let me be straight with you, I'm not" Makki smiled. It took Miko good 5 seconds to get what he meant. She then turned to Oikawa who was giggling like some school girl.

"Tooru! Say something!" she said, but Oikawa shook his head and continued to quietly laugh.

"Well, either way, I'm leaving in around 5 minutes. Don't miss me too much" she walked out of the kitchen and the four finally broke out into laughter.

"That was good one Makki, you have my approval" Iwaizumi said as he patted Makki's head, which was followed by another death glare from Oikawa and a kick in the shin.

So many things happened in the next five minutes that even the author themselves can't write it, so have this commercial instead.

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The four stood near the front door and watched as Miko slipped into her 5 inch high heels and a Gucci coat.

"I'll be off, see you in three days! Be sure to start planning our wedding while I'm gone" she waved them goodbye and left.

The moment the doors closed Mattsun tapped on Oikawa's shoulder.

"Oikawa.. I did some research" Mattsun started saying, his voice quite shaky. "The fashion show she's going to i--"

"Is not real? I know. I checked it too, she made it up. I called her friends, she's not staying over at their places too, which means only one thing - she's probably going to some other guys place" Oikawa said, but he didn't feel hurt by that fact at all.

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Hey, sorry for such a long wait, I've been busy with school and so on.

For those who voted on "To Annoy The Grim Reaper" on the last chapter - it's out.

Anyway, how are you guys? Doing fine?

The upcoming two or three chapters are very important as I'm planning A BIG THING. :)))))))))))))))))))))))) ily

-hatari

P.S Can Do by Granrodeo just started playing and I'm dying I MISS KUROKO NO BASKET