"I wanna buy this" Makki said as he pointed at a navy blue dress.

"I know you wanna buy most of the shit in this thrift shop, but I don't have twenty dollars in my pockets and I don't feel fucking awesome" Mattsun sighed loudly.

"Awh, you party-pooper. We should head home before Oikawa and Iwaizumi get there. What if they decide to have sex without us?" Makki put the broken keyboard back to its place and started walking towards the exit.

"Hopefully those two idiots realize just how gay they are for eachother soon. Then, Miko will be gone and we'll rename the mansion into Elite Gay Club For All Gay Boys, or EGCFAGB for short" Mattsun followed the pink haired boy out of the store. Speaking of, Mattsun's hair was partly blue because someone begged (on their knees) for him to dye it.

"Do you think they talked about their relationship? Also, I did something which I will regret, but damn it will be worth it" Makki suddenly confessed.

"Oh lord, what did you do?" Mattsun's eyes widened, Makki's ideas usually never ended on a good note.

"You'll thank me.. Ugh, now that we ate those cupcakes I feel so fat" Makki started dialing the drivers number, they needed to get back to the mansion first.

"When I was in the third grade, I thought that I was skinny...but then I looked in the mirror and saw I had man titties" Mattsun said, he swears he heard someone behind him choke.

The driver arrived quicker than they had anticipated and soon the duo were back home, at the mansion. It was still empty, so of course Makki's head got filled with many inappropriate thoughts.

"I just remembered that the Kylie lipkit that I hid still hasn't been found" Mattsun opened the fridge and got a couple of bottles of strawberry milk out.

"Oh shit, you're right. Where is it anyway? We could use it for other purposes" Makki winked at Mattsun who rolled his eyes before stepping closer to the other male.

"Why is it that every time when we're alone you're always giving me hints?" Mattsun asked as he wrapped his arms around Makki's waist.

"W-What do you mean hints?" Makki couldn't help but look away, his cheeks were burning. Did I ever mention that the only person who could actually make Hanamaki extremely weak is Mattsun?

"C'mon, look at me babe" Mattsun said, his voice was unusually smooth.

Makki finally looked at Mattsun, his lips had formed a small smile. He slowly leaned in and pressed his lips against Hanamaki's. The other immediately responded by wrapping his arms around Mattsun's neck and pulling him even closer.

They would have taken their kiss into another level if not the sound of door unlocking.

"Fucking cockblocks" Mattsun whispered and the duo peeked out of the kitchen.

"Oh, you two are here already! Is everything okay?" Oikawa asked as he took off his shoes.

"Yup! Everything is okay. Did you two have fun?" Makki smirked.

"Non of your business" Iwaizumi interfered. His cheeks were slightly red and Makki did not let that pass.

"I know we just came back, but Iwaizumi.. You'll have to get to work soon. There are quite a few meals to prepare. I have to finish writing this report" Oikawa sighed. He had quite a lot of fun with Iwaizumi. The other was oddly interested in Oikawa, well more interested than before. It made him happy.

"Okay, understood" Iwaizumi said before heading towards the kitchen. The two of course just had to follow him.

Iwaizumi yawned as he opened the fridge. Maybe he should have went to bed earlier.

"Iwaizumi, are you sleepy or something?" Mattsun asked as he continued drinking his strawberry milk. Honestly speaking just between you and me, that shit is one of the most amazing drinks ever. Like if you've never tried it you most definitively should.

"Yeah.. I went to sleep late, we went out.. I'm feeling quite tired.. I need an energy drink" Iwaizumi sighed.

"Well, wakey wakey eggs and bakey, Iwaizumi" Makki said and gained a glare from Iwaizumi.

"What if I was vegetarian?" He crossed his arms in front of his chest (hotness level +297292).

"Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness" Makki didn't even flinch when Mattsun spat out his drink, he just kept doing whatever the hell we was doing.

"I hate you guys" Iwaizumi chuckled and started working.

It was around 15 minutes later when the bell rang. Oikawa walked downstairs cursing under his breath.

"My parents or Miko aren't supposed to be here for another two hours, what the hell?" he said as he unlocked the door revealing a mail man.

"Here it comes" Makki whispered as he peeked out of the kitchen.

"Uhm, a stripper pole for Oikawa Tooru?" the mailman said.

"Excuse me?" Oikawa couldn't believe what he heard at first.

"A stripper pole you ordered this morning?" Oikawa heard two people giggling behind his back.

"Yeah, okay. Give it to me" Oikawa watched as the mailman took out a big ass box out of the car and carried it into the living room. As soon as he was gone Oikawa turned to Makki.

"Hanamaki Takahiro, what is this?" Oikawa asked.

"You'll thank me later. Mattsun, c'mon, let's bring this to our room" Makki and Mattsun disappeared off with the box. Oikawa just sighed, he should have expected something like this.

They came back to the kitchen around 20 minutes later and found Iwaizumi with a weird expression on his face. He looked like he was sulking.

"Oh, what happened to our sexy butler?" Makki asked as he sat down next to him.

"Are you guys good at keeping secrets?" Iwaizumi asked as he looked up.

"I am, it's just the people that I tell those secrets to can't do it" Mattsun said with a very serious look on his face.

"I'm not playing. You told Kuroo and Bokuto a lot of things. I want you to keep this a secret between us for now" Iwaizumi sighed and for once Makki and Mattsun became serious.

"What is it? Is something wrong?" Matsukawa asked, genuily concerned.

"I promised myself to never fall in love again, not after what happened last time.. But here I am" Iwaizumi said as he stood up.

"Wait... Iwaizumi did you..." Makki could feel a smile creeping onto his face.

"One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, eight hundred and nine islands, two hundred four countries, and I had to catch feelings for Oikawa" Iwaizumi finally admited.

"Actually, there are eight planets" Makki complained.

"Viva la pluto, fuck you!" Iwaizumi exclaimed. He soon went back to his seat and just sat there.

"Don't worry Iwaizumi, we'll help you with anything" Makki said and put his hand on Iwaizumi's shoulder. "So that one day you can proudly thrust your dic---"

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"--- and I never went to beach orgies again" Makki finished talking.

"Okay, what the actual fuck Makki? Anyway, keep this between us for now. I'll figure something out, not just gonna let Oikawa go" Iwaizumi smirked and started working.

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So I really like this chapter! Like a lot!

On another note, thank you for 83k+!! I am so glad so many of you like this fanfic. It's actually kinda unreal, I never thought I would have such a successful fanfic! So thank you again!

I'll work even harder to make chapters even better ❤

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-hatari.