"Every few nights I have a same goddamn nightmare" Makki started speaking as he finally sat down on Iwaizumi's bed. "This creepy spider dude tries to film a tentacle porn with me"

"Can you just answer my question as to why the fuck you two are in my room at 3 AM wearing spiderman costumes?" Iwaizumi asked as he rubbed his sleepy eyes.

"Makki watched a documentary about The Rake, now he can't sleep" Mattsun yawned, he shuffled closer to Iwaizumi.

"Mattsun.. That does not explain the spiderman costumes.." Iwaizumi sighed.

"I feel safe wearing it. Anyway, Iwaizumi I have an idea. A very gay idea" Makki smirked and jumped off the bed.

"What is it now?" Iwaizumi watched as Makki started dancing and singing something that sounded like "shimmy shimmy kokobop". He suddenly stopped and looked straight at Iwaizumi.

"Me and Mattsun will set up a date for you and Oikawa" he said and let out a fake villain laugh.

"His parents are coming today, there is no time" Iwaizumi got out of his bed and stretched. Might as well get a cup of coffee at 3 AM.

"There is time. Miko is leaving early for a photoshoot, you'll have a whole morning, a whole whooping 5 hours to have a date. We'll do everything. Set it up, make sure it works. And you two - should enjoy it" Makki spoke proudly and started nodding his head.

"Since when are you two my wingmen? Listen, I don't think it will work. I'm not even sure about what I feel towards him so.." Iwaizumi smiled at them a bit before leaving the room and heading towards the kitchen.

Of course those two followed him.

"Somebody once told me Tooru is in the closet, and he's just hiding his gay self~~" Makki sang quietly.

"He was looking kinda dumb with Miko by his side and acting like he is straight~" Mattsun joined in.

"Stop it before I throw this jar of peanut butter at yo-- hold up.. Why do we have this? I didn't buy peanut butter" Iwaizumi opened the cupboard and saw many snacks he never bought.

"Me and Mattsun went to a store yesterday. We were supposed to only buy me hair dye, but got carried away. We also ended up dancing to this super catchy song in a middle of the street" Makki explained. He opened the fridge and took out a bottle of apple juice.

"Oh no.. Here we go again.." Mattsun sighed.

"Iwaizumi, you should seriously listen to kpop, I'm telling you it's amazing! And the visuals~ I would pay Jin to punch me" Makki started ranting.

"One more word about that and I'll shove that lightstick thingy down your throat" Iwaizumi finally managed to find coffee which was put away because SOMEONE NEEDED SPACE FOR SNACKS.

"You can shove something else down my throat if you want" Mattsun choked on his juice as Makki said this.

"Mattsun.. Please, shut him up. I'm not even in the mood to drink coffee anymore. Going back to bed, if you even dare to come near my room, I'll make sure to put larva in your pancakes" Iwaizumi went back to his room and made sure to lock the door this time. He slipped under his covers and fell asleep instantly.

Iwaizumi thought that the whole "set up date" was a joke when Makki mentioned it, but when he woke up to frantic knocking on the door and someone shouting "IT'S YO DAY BOI, YO LUCKY DAY" - he realized that Makki wasn't kidding after all.

He opened the door only to be met by Makki (with freshly dyed hair, he was more pink than usual).

"Why... Why would you do this..." Iwaizumi asked, but Makki pushed him out of the way and went straight for his closet.

"Listen, I want Miko out of this household and Oikawa is clearly not even a tiny bit straight anymore, so you two are going to get together" Makki rummaged through Iwaizumi's closet until he found what he wanted.

"Makki, it should happen naturally.. Just because we both are gay as fuck doesn't mean we should get together. I don't know if I like him in that way and I really doubt he does too" Iwaizumi sighed, but Makki just went over to him and put his hand on his shoulder.

"You are two oblivious little shits, I am the expert here. Wear this. I have everything planned" he put the clothes on Iwaizumi's lap and disappeared off somewhere.

What Makki picked out was a pair of black rathet skinny jeans and simple dark blue button-up shirt. Oh well, he might as well go along with it. Maybe it will help him figure out his feelings too.

Meanwhile..

"Oikawa you better wake up before I cut your hair!" Makki yelled as he burst into his bedroom.

"Don't you even dare to touch my precious hair" Oikawa, to his surprise, was already up. He was on his phone, probably watching some youtube video.

"I know you're busy today, but the morning is free so dress up, we're going to a cafe" Makki took his phone out of his hands and put it on the counter.

"Since when are you so bossy?" Oikawa asked as he stood up. Makki just smirked and ran out of the room. His plan was working so far.

When Oikawa went downstairs everyone was already there. Makki was clinging to Mattsun, Iwaizumi was looking out the window, he looked like an actor in a drama who was waiting for someone to come back.

"Okay! Let's go!" Makki jumped around, he was really excited as he was 130% sure his plan would work.

"I don't know why we're going to a cafe this early, but I don't mind" Oikawa made sure to dress nicely, after all showing his best side to Iwaizumi was no.1 priority right now.

"We both have work when we come back..." Iwaizumi sighed, he was supposed to make a shit load of dishes today.

"I know, but let's go now, okay?" Oikawa put his hand on Iwaizumi's shoulder and smiled at him. The other gave in, who could resist that precious smile?

Good thing Makki and Mattsun were walking in the front all the time, because they were smiling like idiots, scaring people around. I mean, imagine yourself walking down the street and you see these two guys with massive grins on their faces. Spooky if you ask me, but not as spooky as the man who watches me every nig--- wait hold on, wrong story.

Makki's plan was smoothly and soon they reached a nice cafe, it wad small but looked magical.

"You two go order first" Makki said and Iwaizumi stepped forward with Oikawa.

"What do you want?" Iwaizumi asked. Oikawa thought for a second before settling on a simple latte and a piece of apple pie.

"Two lattes and two pieces of apple pie, please" Iwaizumi ordered. They had completely forgetten about the two wingmen who were quietly writing fanfiction on their phones.

They found themselves a nice seat next to a window and sat down, waiting for their order.

"Oh, Oikawa, emergency" Makki suddenly rushed over to them. "My friend is in trouble, me and Mattsun have to go, but you two enjoy!"

With that the two rushed out of the cafe and into the nearest shop. Their plan was carried out, now all that was left was for those two oblivious guys to understand eachothers feelings.

"Okay.. Well, we should still stay and drink our lattes" Iwaizumi sighed. Oikawa was actually pretty happy about this, even if he had no knowledge that it was all set up.

"At least it will be quiet.." Oikawa smiled. Iwaizumi looked at him..

Maybe Makki was right, maybe Iwaizumi did like Oikawa in a different way.

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SooooooOOOOOoo
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS
I'M SORRY FOR A TERRIBLE CHAPTER

also I thought about it and for 100k I won't only do a MatsuHana special, but also a 10k word chapter special -w-

I was also thinking about making another character ask but that's for later.

Anyway, anybody wanna ask me anything? i feel like answering questions

-hatari