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farahtownes i see both sides like chanel

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madisonbaileybabe OKAY HOT ASF
⤷farahtownes says u 😽

austinnorth55 okay shawty get ittttt 😍
⤷farahtownes austinnorth55 ik you did not just call me shawty, austibald northern 😐
        ⤷austinnorth55 farahtownes austibald?? what?

madelyncline can i be you pls
⤷farahtownes no, but you can be with me 😏
⤷hichasestokes damn that was smooooooooth affffffff
⤷farahtownes hichasestokes thank u good squire!

user1 HOT ASFFFFF

user2 damn....

drewstarkey this is very millie-esque
⤷farahtownes i had to 'chanel' millie for these shots 😉
⤷drewstarkey i don't get it
           ⤷farahtownes i don't expect you to, that was an awful joke. i'm just gonna see myself out

fionawils SO FUCKING FINE AND FOR WHAT
⤷farahtownes 😘

rudeth doritos locos tacos
⤷farahtownes so true

user3 farah townes is the reason why i believe i'm a lesbian

jonathandavissofficial serving looks as per usual

thedeionsmith she IS the moment

farahtownes jonathandavissofficial thedeionsmith you guys know exactly how to boost my ego 😩

user4 hand in marriage?!???!?!

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IMESSAGE!
"i smell like beef"

fazza
ello mates

i'm pissed

cart master 🍃
what

why did you type it like that

fazza
fiona changed my name to fazza so i j assumed that i'm now australian, so i should at least act the part, right?

cart master 🍃
yes except you forgot the part where this is only imessage and now you look dumb

fazza
CARTER WHY ARE YOU MY BIGGEST HATER

cart master 🍃
cause i don't like you 🥰

fazza
brilliant.

where the fuck is fiona

cart master 🍃
she's ignoring you cause she doesn't like you either bahahahahahahahahaha

fio
no don't listen to him babe, you know that you're the only person i'll ever love 😽😽

the cunt took my phone

cart master 🍃
i did not! you have no fucken proof

fio
shut up carter

anyways. farah, my love, what's wrong?

fazza
my fucking car broke down and none of my friends are picking up the phone

cart master 🍃
well...

we picked up the phone, didn't we?

fazza
yeah but you guys are quite literally on the opposite side of the country so you can't help at all

cart master 🍃
so true

my fault boss

fazza
it's ok not ur fault babe

but i'm mad bc i literally just bought this car and it's already got me standing on the highway looking like a fucking idiot

fio
call AAA

fazza
i did they said they can't send someone out for another hour so i'm looking up diff tow companies that could come get me

i almost got hit by a few cars cause no one moves over ever

fio
just pls be careful babe. highways get crazy

i don't need farah pancakes

cart master 🍃
ooh yum pancakes. gonna go make me some rn

fazza
carter, could you be any less interested in anything i have to say?

cart master 🍃
yeah, i actually can

fio
smh my head carter

i'm really sorry we can't help fay. pls text us when you're cars all taken care of and you're off of the highway?

fazza
ofc ofc

i miss you guys :/ charleston lowkey sux booty hole

cart master🍃
so quit

come back to seattle where you're hated dearly by moi ☺️

fazza
ah

as much as i would love to come back, i cant

cart master🍃
whyyyyyyyyyyyy

fiona misses u

fio
don't speak for me you goblin

but yes, i do miss you greatly my love. however i'll be back so soon just u wait

fazza
*reply to: whyyyyyy* cause i need moneyyyyyyy

plus, i'm gonna be on netflix 😏 that's sick as fuck.

but i miss you guys :(  like sm

WAIT OMG!!!!

fio
what??

fazza
come back to charleston early!!!!

i'll book y'all's flights!!!! i'll pay!!!!! just please come back 🙏🙏🙏

fio
i'm down!!

cart master🍃
i mean i'm down but i'll see if i can get a bit of time off

farah is your car working again?

fazza
no! but i'm ignoring that right now because it is simply not real. nothing is real

anyway, yes, come to charleston!!! let me know what days you can get off and i'll book it for then. if you can't, dw about it, we can do it a diff time

cart master🍃
word. will def let you know

fio
*emphasized cart master🍃 "word. will def let you know"*

fazza
YAYAYAYAYAY

oh guys the state police car is here i gtg

cart master🍃
oh shit

they finally got you for tax evasion. FARAH RUN🗣️🏃‍♀️

fazza
LMFAOO

nah they're here to make sure that no one fucken rear ends me

and to get an actual tow company to come out cause none of them are answering me ! yay!!

ok i gtg the officer is getting out of the car. i j remembered i had some weed in my car LOL

see you all in prison 😁