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valerie casablancas x elijah hewson
chapter nineteen || 🎬🤍🦢

❝ now i'm higher than anyone here! ❞

imessage
VALERIE
02:39 am

elijah
valerie casablancas

valerie
elijah hewson

elijah
just checking in to remind you
how special you are

valerie
oh god what did you do?

elijah
nothing

valerie
are you drunk?

elijah
perhaps

valerie
how much did you drink?

elijah
let's say... we left at eight pm
and it's now twenty to three am

valerie
oh you're an idiot 😭

valerie
if your liver fails you're not
getting any of mine

elijah
i don't want you stupid
liver

valerie
good because you're not getting
any dickhead

elijah
you're so mean to me 💔💔

valerie
bruh 😭

elijah
no way you just bruhed me

elijah
this is unacceptable

elijah
i don't like this

valerie
i like drunk elijah

valerie
i think he's funny

valerie
remind me to tell sober eli i like
him better when he's drunk

elijah
remind sober elijah to tell you that
he's one phone call away from falling
completely in love with you

valerie
go to sleep you're insane

elijah
it's true

valerie
go to sleep

elijah
val
read at 02:59 am

this is my last update until like... mid february ☺️