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valerie casablancas x elijah hewson
chapter five || 🎬🤍🦢

❝ i'd love to complete you! ❞

imessage
ELIJAH
february 22nd
19:26

unknown
hi! thank you for not killing
me in my sleep last night! greatly
appreciate it <3

elijah
hahahaha no problemo

elijah changed 'unknown' to 'valerie'

valerie
oh no...

elijah
what did i do?

valerie
you're one of those...

valerie
a no problemo warrior

elijah
i said it ONCE i am NOT a no
problemo warrior ☹️

valerie
i fear you are ☹️

elijah
shut the hell up

valerie

elijah
you had to look that up

elijah
L

valerie
no bitch i didn't.

valerie
i have a whole folder.

elijah
that didn't make me think you
were any cooler...

valerie
same man who wrote a
sad face in a note

elijah
listen... your bed was very warm
and i had a flight to catch. i didn't
wanna move and i was sad

elijah
also i'm 90% sure i slept clutching
your snoopy teddy the whole night

valerie
I HAVE THE BEST PICTIRE
FOR YHIS

valerie

elijah
i'm employed what does this
mean?

valerie
my jaw acctually dropped

valerie
someone cooked here...

valerie
are you sure you're employed?

elijah
yes?

valerie
last album was 2023 ☹️ you
don't seem employed

elijah
so you know who i am...

valerie
SUCH SERIOUS THINGS NEVER
GO UNBROKEN

valerie
LIKE IYS YOUR LAST NIGHT

valerie
MOVE ON

valerie
IN THE LASY LIGHT

elijah
oh... someone's cooked HERE

valerie
i assume you know who i am?

elijah
I JUSY WANTED TO BE ONE
OF THE STROKES 😱

valerie
shut the fuck up

valerie
don't make me bust out into u2

elijah
GOOD NIGHT VALERIE

valerie
GOOD NIGHT WLIJAH????

imessage
ELIJAH
february 25th
10:47 am

valerie
did you know we supposedly met
last december??

elijah
what

valerie
okay so!

valerie
okay so after a small internet
search (twitter) i've ended up on
inhaler twt (scared for my life?)

elijah
free you

valerie
and someone got photos with
the both of us ten seconds apart

valerie
and now everyone thinks that... well.

elijah
oh no? what will we do?

valerie
now is not a time for sarcasm.

elijah
yes right, but i was awoken
at five am for this so...

valerie
WHERE IS BRO?

elijah
home?

valerie
i thought you were still in
ny oh no 😭

valerie
when are you back?

elijah
next monday

valerie
well don't forget about my very
cozy apartment when you're back

elijah
well ofc

elijah
snoopy and i are best friends
now

valerie
chat is this rizz

elijah
i fear

valerie
oh go back to bed you're losing
your mind

he he he he 😝

that's lahoteslvr e btw