SQUAD GOALS

mitty mittens
wes clone
melodie lara jean
cierra sista
jason my boi

clone
hi mitty are you
sure that we can't
all come to the ffh
premier with you??

mittens
lol i only get one
plus one so...

my boi
and he's taking me
suckers

sista
fuck you

lara jean
im your onscreen
gf

sista
im your onscreen
sister and ex gf

clone
we played the same
character

mittens
no im taking my bf

mittens
try convincing some
of the other cast or
just wait

my boi
haha suck my dick
guys

my boi
i win

sista
you're the worst
mitty im so glad
i broke up with you

mittens
it? was? mutual?

sista
whatever

sista
you're still the worst

mittens
my heart is truly
broken over this
news

sista
it should be

clone
you can't blame us
for trying

clone
i mean im still hoping
that in that water scene
you'll take your shirt off

clone
cause damn

my boi
honestly,,, same

mittens
guys i don't get soaked
in that scene

clone
disappointing

clone
they could've used your
great abs for clout

mittens
im more than just my
abs wes

my boi
yeah he's also his ass
and hair and face

mittens
thank you so much jay

my boi
you're welcome :)

lara jean
idk using your abs did
get a lot of clout...

lara jean
why not use that trick
again?

lara jean
no one would be
complaining

mittens
melanie please

mittens
people also like me for
me

lara jean
yeah sure honey

mittens
stop being so
rude to me!!!

lara jean
then bring me to the
ffh premier!!!

mittens
not happening

lara jean
then suffer my wrath

sista
honestly idk why
anyone thought putting
you guys in love interest
roles would be a good
idea when all you
do is fight each other

lara jean
i wouldn't have to
fight him if he was
nice to me

mittens
i am nice!!!!

lara jean
oh fuck off

mittens
how are you calling
me the rude one
when you turn
around and do that?

lara jean
bc you're a bitch

mittens
hey!

mittens
and you're not
even gonna defend
me jay???

my boi
idk you can be kinda
a bitch sometimes

mittens
jay!

my boi
i love you?

mittens
:(

mittens
you know i might
just take river as my
date to the premier
now

my boi
WAIT NO

my boi
IM JUST KIDDING

my boi
I LOVE YOU MITTY
PLS!!!!

lara jean
ha this is what
i call karma