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Felix and Jisung just fall apart, unable to breathe from laughing so much.

Minho is just as confused as Gabi is, and he looks at the boys with so much bewilderment.

"I... Guys."

Even if they do hear Minho, it doesn't matter, since they are in no condition to form sentences that make sense.

"Guys."

The elder fishes his phone out of his pocket and is greeted with a ballerina Jisung wallpaper.

As he unlocks it, he takes another glance at the mentally unstable boys.

"... It just says older brother?"

And Minho shouldn't have said that, because it only makes them laugh impossibly harder.

"Do you seriously not understand what it means?" Felix chokes out.

"Older brother."

"Well, yeah," Jisung snorts. "But the other meaning?"

"Which is?"

More laughs.

As Minho realizes that some people are watching, he backs away. 

"Right. I'm out."

"No, wait!"

Jisung grabs onto his sleeve, pulling him back. 

"We're sorry, I'll tell you."

The elder folds his arms and looks at them expectantly. 

"HAHAHA, I'm s-sorry... I can't, Felix... you tell him."

Pissed off, Minho scoffs.

"Are you for real? I'm done."

Felix stops him from leaving this time.

"Okay okay okay."

The younger leans in, trying not to giggle loudly in Minho's ear. 

"ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᶠᵉᵗᶦˢʰ"

"Huh?"

"ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᶠᵉᵗᶦˢʰ"

"A what?"

"ᵃ ᶠᴱᵀᴵˢᴴ"

"Again?"

"ᶠ ᴱ ᵀ ᴵ ˢ ᴴ"

"..."

Felix sighs.

"A fetish."

Minho glares at Jisung, who isn't doing a good job of restraining giggles.

"I literally still cannot hear you."

"Wha- it's a fETISH-"

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(｡･ө･｡) gabi how are you holding up with this newly acquired information?