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Christopher Bang.

Hot, but that's not the point.

He's annoying.

And mean.

Lee Felix.

Always on the receiving end of Christopher's rudeness and annoyingness.

Is-

Is that a word-

Annoyingness...

It better be a valid word istg-

ANYGAYS-

And it's not even that. The fact that Felix is the only one on the receiving end of Chris's antics is what pisses him off the most.

And the younger never asks him why.

Felix probably wouldn't like the answer he has for him anyway.

I mean how is Chris supposed to explain that he doesn't know why either?

He walked into the high-school building and he saw a guy. Becoming his enemy wasn't the plan, but even a little teasing riled the freckled boy up.

In his defense, Chris isn't even a full-fledged bully. 

Just some "Hey shorty" 's.
Which really made him mad since they were pretty much the same height.

Multiple prank calls.
One of which Chris summoned his best 90-year-old woman voice and yelled out a "Robert, the cat shit in the laundry room again!" 

And a bunch of nights spent on spamming Candy Crush requests on Facebook.

The elder only took his pencil and eraser once, and Felix had to go through hell and back to retrieve the trivial objects.

It took multiple smacks and punches to get Chris to give 'em back, and thinking about it brings back war flashbacks.

For both of them.

And it's even more entertaining because Felix is feisty. And easily provoked. His instant comebacks and tendency to smack the elder whenever he was mad just made Chris want to irritate him even more. 

And Felix knows this. Jisung always tells him that if he stops reacting, Christopher will leave him alone.

But it's never that simple.

Ignoring isn't easy.

And you have to give Felix some credit since he did try it.

Only once.

Because, oh man.

Felix? Antagonized.

Jisung? Wrong.

Hotel? Trivago.

He wouldn't leave him alone.

Chris's irritating behavior only amplified when he realized he wasn't getting a rise out of Felix.

Needless to say, the elder's arms were practically bruised and Felix was left traumatized.

But this has to stop, and Felix currently has a Plan B. 

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