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Lixue

HYUNG SO BASICALLY THERE WAAS
THIS GUY THAT USED TO LIVE NEXT
TO ME HIS NAME WAS JIN WELL NOT
WAS HE'S STILL ALIVE LOLOL AND HE 
WAS AN ALCOHOCIC WHICH IS FUNNY
BEVAUSE HIS NAME IS JIN AND LIKE GIN
IS ALSO ALCOHOL AHHAHAHAHAHHA
BUT BASICALLY OH ALSO JIN LIKES
SQUISHY BABY BUTTS BUT WAIT NO NOT
LIKE IN A CREEPY WAY LIKE HE THINKS
THEYRE CUTE??? NOT IN A CREEPY WAY
BUT ANYWAYS HE MOVED OUT WHICH IS
A SLAY BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BIGGER SLAY IS
NO YOU DONT IM ABOUT TO TELL YOU
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GUESS WHO MOVES IN. GUESS WHO
FRIGGIN MOVES IN RIGHT NEXT TO ME
CHAN CHRISTOPHER BAAAAAAAHNG

urmom
No way.
In hell.

Lixue
I KNOW RIGHT

urmom
No
I meant no way in hell am I
reading that

Lixue
Ou I was wondering how you
read it so fast ;-;

urmom
:|

Lixue
Mean hyung :'(

urmom
I'm your favorite hyung L

Lixue
I'm your favorite lil bro right :D

urmom
No

Lixue
Tsundere lookin butthead

Quokka
NO WAY IN HELL BITCH

Lixue
No please read it I put effort
into the paragraph

urmom
No I don't think you did 💀

Lixue
WHY ARE YOU BEING SALTY
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN
TO JISUNG NOT ME

urmom
YOUR ASS FUYCKING ATTACKED ME
IN YOUR APARATMENT

Lixue
YOU DOUBLE CROSSED ME YOU
TWAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE
ON MY SWIDE

urmom
I've broken ties with you
Like how you broke my mf bones 

Lixue
IT WAS
A
PILLOW

Quokka
STFU
I READ THE PARAGRAPH
BITCH
OUT OF ALL THE FUKCING
APARTMENTS???????????????
NO WAY BRUH

Lixue
DAWG THATS WHAT IM SAYINNN

urmom
Chris moved in next to Felix?

Lixue
YOU READ NY PARAHRAOG???

urmom
No
Context clues

Lixue
Bffr :|

urmom
It ain't that deep 💀

Lixue
OKAY BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
THE GODS HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS

Quokka
Bro
This shit is unreal ong

urmom
I'm scared for your safety 

Lixue
Aww i love you too hyung :>
(Jisung I ain't tryna steal your mans)

Quokka
Have him bruh

urmom
I
I meant Chris's safety

Lixue
NO SHOT 
BFFR
BFFR
YOU SAID 'YOUR'
SHUT UPO
NO WAY BRUH

urmom
Cope

Quokka
One of y'all finna go to prison

Lixue
Me and Chris?

Quokka
No me and Minho

Lixue
Wait why

Quokka
Dawg I was being 
I'm

urmom
The amount of braincells
I have lost
Because of you two

Lixue
Sarcasm dOES NOT SLAY OVER TEXT

urmom
You're gay

Lixue
You rubbed off on me ig

Quokka
🧍‍♀️
Also it's number of braincells
Not amount

Lixue
Ms. Young lookin

urmom
Jisung
Did you hear that

Quokka
What

urmom
It's the sound
Of
ABSOLUTELY
NOBODY
FUCKING
ASKING

Lixue

*Message deleted*

Quokka
KESHYIH
KSJGHSKJF
SIUHDFIUSTF87GSEYIH
387583479397U389
BITCH
BICGTH

urmom
What

Lixue
Typo :(((
My bad guys

urmom
Tf was that
You deleted so fast

Quokka
B        I          T        C     H

urmom

Was it a picture of Jisung

Quokka
BITCH ASS MOTYHER FUCJAER
ALSO WTF WAS THAT QUALITY

Lixue

*Message deleted*

Quokka
BROJFFJ

urmom
I DIDNT FUKCING SEE IT
HOW ARE YOU DELETING SO FAST

Quokka

Lixue

*Message deleted*

Dawg you're so embarrassing

urmom

Lixue
DAMN

Quokka
GYUTR^&OTYUGIRFHILKJ
HOW DID YOU GET THAT

urmom
I-
I screenshotted it 

Quokka
Oh

Lixue
HARVARD WANTED HIM 🗣🗣🗣
TO STAY HOME 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

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(｡･ө･｡) fun fact i never click the backspace button when writing duck uNLESS UNINTENTIONIAL TYPOS

HALF MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND PINTEREST RIGHT

AND I FUCKING

SAW THIS THING

IT WAS LIKE 

WHAT IF WE'RE ALL CHARACTERS IN A BOOK AND WHENEVER WE EXPERIENCE DEJA VU ITS THE AUTHOR REWRITING THAT SCENE AND I 

I CANNOT

I AOSIFHHIUOSIDYIUYUSUIFJK

anyways my d00ds

happy new year :D

i say this all the friggin time but thank you for being patient asf with me- its finals month and im dying with school and tingz :']

i was gonna push out like a shit ton of duck chapters at once but like i already kept you lovelies waiting so imma just *clicks publish*

steal it back w rizz 😳

felix's accent in that video was so strong for no reason lawd

best disney princess go 

its rapunzel 😩