*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧—chapter one: the future of formula one

elsie34 posted five minutes ago!

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elsie34 it's official!! i'm joining the big boys this year! it's an honour to be able to live my dream and finally be in formula one :)

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olliebearman SO EXCITED FOR YOU ELSIE!!!
↳ elsie34 @olliebearman THANKS OLLIE 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

oscarpiastri can't wait to see you at the paddock again, mate! permanently :)
↳ elsie34 @oscarpiastri i'm gonna tackle you as soon as i see you when we go to bahrain
↳ oscarpiastri @elsie34 pls do 🫡 i know how much you miss your fav aussie
↳ elsie34 @oscarpiastri ummm actually ☝️🤓 you're my second favourite
↳ oscarpiastri @elsie34 second?? who's first then? 🤨🤨🤨
↳ danielricciardo @oscarpiastri me obviously
↳ elsie34 @oscarpiastri @danielricciardo actually it's mark webber!
↳ aussiegrit @elsie34 Good one, kiddo!

logansargeant congrats els!!! <3
↳ elsie34 @logansargeant MY BALD EAGLE!!! can't wait to see you again!!

danielricciardo you're gonna do great elsie. i know the car's in good hands 🫶🏼🫶🏼
↳ elsie34 @danielricciardo imy already danny ☹️☹️
↳ danielricciardo @elsie34 aww, don't worry, firefly. i'll be at the paddock every race to cheer you on 😁
↳ elsie34 OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username DANNY STILL CALLS HER FIREFLY SOMEONE HOLD ME

username I'M GONNA CRY

username ELSIE'S FRIENDSHIP WITH THESE GUYS IS SO AHHHHHHHHH

username CONGRATS GIRL

username EVERYONE SHUT UP ELSIE'S ON THE GRID

username CONGRATS ELSIE (i'm still not over daniel's retirement)
↳ elsie34 @username THANK YOU SM (me neither bro 😭)

username having a female driver in f1 hasn't been a thing in thirty-two years and guess why
↳ username @username lmfao take the hate somewhere else

username someone tell me if this is a fucking joke? replacing danny ric for some newbie girl that doesn't know shit about this sport
↳ username @username she can drive a race car. you can't xx

username LFG 💪💪💪

username I NEVER CHEERED SO LOUD IN MY LIFE

username how to ruin sports 101

username elsie haters are stupid. like bffr. if you don't wanna see her content, why are you interacting? 💀💀
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username ELSIE I'LL BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN

username ignore the haters girl you're gonna do great!!!
↳ elsie34 @username THEY HATE ME CUZ THEY AIN'T ME 💪💪💪
↳ username @elsie34 HELPABFUAVFHA

username why couldn't they have put liam lawson in danny's seat

username red bull's junior team is gonna be so ass this year now. last season they were eighth in the constructors', which is okay ig (it's not okay, it's worse than that) but this year i bet they're gonna be like dead last or smth

username they replaced my goat danny ric with a GIRL

username oh it's so over

username embarrassing.

username do you even know what drs is

username what do all the buttons on the steering wheel do

username the honey badger's gone and they got... whoever tf this is

username wtf

username i'm never watching this sport again

username the haters are embarrassing themselves

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FUTURE OF F1 🏎️🥇🏆

elsie - els 🪼
ollie - bear 🐻
kimi - pasta enthusiast 🍝
oscar - osc 🐈‍⬛
logan - eagle 🦅

Today 3:42 PM

els 🪼
MENTALLY I AM STILL AT
DANIEL'S ABU DHABI 2023
POST-RACE INTERVIEW
WHERE HE ANNOUNCED HIS
RETIREMENT FROM F1

els 🪼
still haven't processed any of
this yet

els 🪼
like wdym daniel's retired and
i have his seat?

els 🪼
like this is actually crazy gang

els 🪼
also all the haters in my
comments are so fucking funny

els 🪼
they're acting like i killed him

els 🪼
like bro he's still here. he's gonna
show up to the races to support me

eagle 🦅
I SAW THAT HELPPP

eagle 🦅
but you made it tho. that's all
that matters. i'm so so proud
of you 🥹🥹

osc 🐈‍⬛
still can't believe you get to be
an official driver with me and
logan

bear 🐻
I'M STILL NOT OVER THIS

pasta enthusiast 🍝
CONGRATS TO MY AUSTRALIAN
BESTIE

els 🪼
I'M STILL CRYINH

els 🪼
THIS IS SO UNREAL

els 🪼
I'M???

bear 🐻
okay wait

bear 🐻
but i have a serious question

els 🪼
yes ollie :3

bear 🐻
are you still gonna show up
to watch the f2 races 😔

els 🪼
is this your way of asking me
if i'm gonna forget about my
f2 besties

pasta enthusiast 🍝
it wouldn't be the first time
he's asked that

els 🪼
oh?

bear 🐻
SHUT UP

pasta enthusiast 🍝
one time you were out sick
and he called me and was
like "kimi do you know if
elsie is gonna watch the race
this weekend?"

pasta enthusiast 🍝
like mate idk why don't you
ASK HER yourself

bear 🐻
ntm on me andrea.

pasta enthusiast 🍝
...

eagle 🦅
ANYWAY

eagle 🦅
i think this calls for a celebration

els 🪼
OMG YES

els 🪼
but only if oscar plans it

osc 🐈‍⬛
i'm doing what

osc 🐈‍⬛
we have four days until bahrain

osc 🐈‍⬛
also, i have no idea how to plan
a party?

eagle 🦅
all you do is buy party decor and
invite people. maybe even get a
dj. it's not hard, mate

osc 🐈‍⬛
that's not happening

pasta enthusiast 🍝
CAN I BE THE ORGANIZER

els 🪼
NO

pasta enthusiast 🍝
why do you hate me :<

els 🪼
unfortunately i have to go!!!

els 🪼
see you guys in bahrain 🤗

bear 🐻
BYE ELSIE

eagle 🦅
byeee els

osc 🐈‍⬛
we will see you then 🫡

pasta enthusiast 🍝
👋

author's note
YIPPEE!!!

09.28.24