*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧—chapter three: messy for no reason like our fathers

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IMESSAGE

children of divorce

bryana - bree bee 🐝
harley - harley davidson 🏍️
joa - joey 🦘

Today 2:09 PM

bree bee 🐝
well now my day is ruined

bree bee 🐝
oh my god

harley davidson 🏍️
girl wtf

joey 🦘
told you not to drink all
that

bree bee 🐝
NO IT'S NOT THAT
SHUT UP JO

bree bee 🐝
the opp is trying to contact
me 😐😐

harley davidson 🏍️
how the fuck... but he's
blocked on everything i
thought?

joey 🦘
GIRL

joey 🦘
ur dumb

joey 🦘
she didn't mean electronic
communication

harley davidson 🏍️
oh

harley davidson 🏍️
OH MY GOD???

harley davidson 🏍️
WHYNIS HE SENDING
YOU LETTERS

bree bee 🐝
"dear bryana, i never meant
to—" GUNSHOTS

bree bee 🐝
wait but i kinda feel bad

bree bee 🐝
guys he signed it
"k.a. <3"

joey 🦘
girl STAND UP

joey 🦘
he's not worth it anymore

joey 🦘
remember what he did!!

joey 🦘
damn snake

joey 🦘
fucking rat

harley davidson 🏍️
JOA PLEASE CALM DOWN

joey 🦘
i'm killing her ex-bf

bree bee 🐝
that would solve 100% of
my problems

harley davidson 🏍️
no one is dying. we are NOT
ending up on the news

harley davidson 🏍️
is have a solution

bree bee 🐝
and that is?

harley davidson 🏍️
unblock him. talk to him.
see what he wants.

harley davidson 🏍️
who knows, maybe he really
is sorry for breaking your
heart girl

joey 🦘
why are you...? whatever
that's not my business

harley davidson 🏍️
bryana and kimi are like
brocedes variants or smth.
i'm gonna throw up

bree bee 🐝
BROCEDES IMY 😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

bree bee 🐝
still think it's actually insane
how our dads still won't
talk to each other

bree bee 🐝
LIKE WDYM NICO MISSES
LEWIS AND HE JUST WANTS
HIS BESTIE BACK BUT LEWIS
JUST IGNORES THIS MAN LIKE
THE PLAGUE

harley davidson 🏍️
EXACTLYYYY

harley davidson 🏍️
holding a grudge for SEVEN
YEARS (almost eight) is
diabolical

bree bee 🐝
can i kill them both

joey 🦘
I LEAVE FOR FIVE
MINUTES AND ALL OF
A SUDDEN WE'RE
DISCUSSING BROCEDES

joey 🦘
THIS IS INSANE ACTUALLY

harley davidson 🏍️
"everything bar lovers" CROFTY
WHEN I CATCH YOU

bree bee 🐝
SHUT.

joey 🦘
that fallout is crazy

joey 🦘
childhood friends to enemies
to strangers is crazy

harley davidson 🏍️
SO CRAZY

joey 🦘
i could never

joey 🦘
anyway...

harley davidson 🏍️
can we talk about your dad
and seb

joey 🦘
NO???

joey 🦘
red bull!seb is NOT smth
we discuss here thank youuu
(mark hated his guts. seb still
haunts his narrative btw)

bree bee 🐝
HELPPP

joey 🦘
I'M NOT JOKING EITHER

joey 🦘
he literally has nightmares

bree bee 🐝
STOPABDJSBFHSHR

bree bee 🐝
aw man

harley davidson 🏍️
what

bree bee 🐝
nico told me to put my phone
down bc i'm laughing too
much 😔😔

bree bee 🐝
bye ☹️

harley davidson 🏍️
bye bree 😔

joey 🦘
bye pooks we'll talk to
you later 🫶🏻

author's note
this trio is like if their
dads had to live in the
same house as the delulu
fans. it's not a good thing
😭😭 like the girls know.
(they know about the
fanfics 😰 and then they
just make jokes about them
whenever. IT'S CRAZY)

09.30.24