Kenma's phone.
10:45 PM

Pervert Kuroo
Hey hey hey

Wyd

Kenma
And here I was thinking you left me alone

Pervert Kuroo
Why would I

You seem interesting

Who the hell these days would refuse to talk to a stranger? Ever been on omegle?

Kenma
I would and yes I have been on omegle

Pervert Kuroo
A loooot of dicks there. Literally.

Anyway, what u up to?

Kenma
Trying to find a way how to block your number

Pervert Kuroo
Nooooo

Don't block me

I'm lonely

My friend is annoying me so I need a distraction

Kenma
What are they doing?

Pervert Kuroo
Rambling about some boy he saw

"Dude I've seen God. He is literally God"

What is he even talking about

Kenma
Wow sounds like he saw a really attractive person

Pervert Kuroo
I'm sure you're attractive ;)

Kenma
Leave

Pervert Kuroo
Sorry sorry sorry sorry

Nickel nickel nickel banjo

Kenma
What? I'm seriously gonna block you

Insane Kuroo
Forgive me your highness. Btw what's your name?

Kenma
Why would I tell my name to some stranger

Insane Kuroo
Because I'm a nice guy who loves cats cmon pleeeaaaase I don't even know if you're a boy or a girl

Kenma
...

Name's Kenma. I'm a boy.

Insane Kuroo
Nice to meet you, Kenma. You said you're homeschooled right?

Kenma
Yeah

Insane Kuroo
Luckyyyyy public schools are soooo shit

Kenma
I know. I went to one before.

Insane Kuroo
Where did you go??

Kenma
Haikyuu High (a/n: I'm making it Haikyuu High because all characters need to be in one place)

Insane Kuroo
You're joking!

No way what wait

I go to Haikyuu High

Kenma
A coincidence

Insane Kuroo
I think not

Kenma
You're annoying

Insane Kuroo
No I'm lovable

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One of the reasons I love texting fics is because I don't have to think of too much plot. They are easy and fun to write.

I made up Haikyuu High because KuroKen and 4 other pairings (of unreleased fics) are in highschool. I needed them to be at the same one.

-hatari