[general chatroom.]

[4 out of 10 members are online.]

[iwa is online.]

hinata:
ha ha ha

ha

ha

haaaaaaa

iwa

hi

hi big boy

hello

answer me

bokuto:
sucks to be u

hiiiiii iwa

wow okay ignoring me too

tooru:
you guys are doing it wrong

hi iwa

iwa:
hi tooru

hinata:
wow okay

screw you

iwa:
i was busy washing my hands man

cmon

bokuto:
lets wash our hands together next time ;>>>

iwa:
no?

tooru:
are u coming over any time soon?,

i need to know

iwa:
not sure

work is kinda tough right now so

im slightly busy

hinata:
i wouldnt know work

my two boyfriends are supporting me

bokuto:
hows the poly thing working out for u

hinata:
splendid

im very happy

tooru:
its still hard for me to fathom

it seems like

just yesterday u were single and look at you now

iwa:
hinata saying he has two boyfriends has the same vibe as some of the scam emails i get

like it sounds realistic

but somehow it feels wrong

like...

how come u never mention their names

bokuto:
wait a second...

u might be onto smth here

tooru:
u know that u say it

i cant help but feel suspicious too

iwa:
if the guy selling gold bars to be via email can prove

can you prove ur two boyfriends hinata?

hinata:
yeah

look them up

kageyama tobio

known him for a long time

tooru:
ooooooooh kags

he did always have a crush on u

wait then whos the other one

hinata:
long story short

i met him and i started liking him

and then kags started liking him too

and thats that

it's atsumu

iwa:
holy shit

miya atsumu????????????????????

hinata:
u know him???????

bokuto:
who are these people?!?!??!?!?!??!?!

tooru:
where's my cheese????!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!

iwa:
i work with miyas

both of them

ofc i know him

hinata:
holy shit

wait lemme be right back

[hinata is offline.]

tooru:
are they better looking than me?

iwa:
no u are

and will always be

the cutest

tooru:
:>>>>

thank u

bokuto:
youre cute too bokuto

thanks bokuto

hey wanna kiss bokuto?

sure bokuto

*smooch sound*

wow ur a great kisser

iwa:
did u misplace kuroo or smth??

tooru:
i was gonna ask...

iwa:
if its any consolation

u have good legs

i need ur leg workout routine

bokuto:
thanks dude

nah kuroo is being an idiot again

hes in the shower singing a song

uhhh wait

i think the lyrics say

funky monkey chunk

funky

monkey

iwa:
yeah sounds like kuroo

[hinata is online.]

hinata:
hoooooooooooooly

shiiiiiiiiit

iwa:
???

hinata:
ive known about iwa for agesssssssssss

actual ages i cant fucking i

tooru:
what do u mean??

hinata:
tsumu always told me about a

and i quote

a hunk at his workplace that looks like he could kill him with a glare

has some tattoos

and occasionally smokes

iwa:
yah that would be me

hinata:
holy shit

okay wow

tooru:
i still havent seen all ur tats

iwa:
;>>>

theyre in a hidden place

tooru:
...

dont tempt me

bokuto:
im already tempted

iwa im gonna find u right now

[bokuto is offline.]

iwa:
i might actually have to go hide rn.

also work is calling

see yall

bye bye tooru

tooru:
byeeee ♡

[iwa is offline.]