[general chatroom.]

[4 out of 10 members are online.]

tooru:
he is sleeping

leave him alone you dude bros

kuroo:
all i ask for is one picture

one picture to add to our himbo album

noya:
yeah seriously tooru cmon

i will guilt trip you into taking a picture of him

is the reason you are not taking a picture of his

is bc he is

naked

:oooooooooooooo

kuroo:
omg

drooling

send pic asap

bokuto:
a whole seven course meal is right there

and oikawa ain't even letting us look at it

this is injustice i will be calling my lawyer

noya:
i will represent you in court

kuroo:
with you representing us in court we would go to jail even if we were innnocent

noya:
nah you see ive been watching judge judy

i can handle this boys

move aside

[iwa is online.]

iwa:
ha

ha ha

ha ha ha

real funny guys haha im laughing so hard ha ha

kuroo:
i don't trust that laughter

iwa:
:>>>>

why not

come over

i will show you how entertained i am

kuroo:
i think imma sit this one out

tooru:
i go to the bathroom and ur awake?

wow

bokuto:
iwa i was thinking

would you

run across the town naked for a hundred dollars

iwa:
absolutely not

noya:
i would

bokuto:
i know you would

tooru:
i would consider tbh

kuroo:
i will do it for free rn

iwa:
i will call the police

bokuto:
ok but what would you do for a hundred?

iwa:
that's a good questions actually

tooru:
i would eat a raw mushroom

kuroo:
hundred is a lot

i would probably kill someone

noya:
i would

pull iwa's pants down for a hundo

bokuto:
aight bet?

noya:
bet

iwa:
i am never hanging out with you guys like ever

tooru:
more importantly you need to come to the kitchen

so i could rebandage your wounds

and we could eat breakfast

iwa:
yeah yeah i know just a few more mins

i want to shower first

you have any spare towels/clothes?

tooru:
ya actually

wait

i'll come to the room

iwa:
okay :>

[tooru is offline.]

noya:
i gotta say it

iwa

you and tooru?

great pair

kuroo:
yeah actually

bokuto:
agreed

iwa:
guys we barely know each other

we have known each other for like what

almost three months only

and

noya:
getting defensive are we?

that tells me some things

iwa:
i don't want to rush anything

kuroo:
ok we need to establish some things

i summon thee

sugawara

[suga is online.]

suga:
wow timing

kuroo:
imma need you to delete some messages

iwa:
oh fuck

[messages deleted.]

noya:
hueheuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuhehehuehuehuehueh

iwa:
i regret everything.