1: cannibalism

[general chatroom.]

[ten out of ten members are online.]

thunder:
so aceee

what about you?

what brought you here?

if you want to share of course

sweet:
don't pressure ace into sharing their addiction

they probably want to know us better first

roses:
agreed

ace:
yeah that's basically what i was feeling

thank you for sharing your addictions though

i see we have quite the range here

thunder:
yeah we do

we all hate hyena tho

green:
wym we all hate hyena

i dont

roses:
i dont too

wave:
im like fifty-fifty on that friends

hyena:
stop sabotaging my appearance in front of a new person

needles:
my man you fucking suck some times

admit it

hyena:
yeah you have a point there

i get c r a n k y

sweet:
so ace

we are all friends here, don't pay attention to what they are saying

anything you wanna know?

ace:
any rules i should follow?

wouldn't want to make a bad impression

hyena:
oof

green:
murked

sweet:
well we don't have any explicit rules

roses:
i think it's common sense not to send porn links, links to gore, bully and dismiss anyone in the chat room

spaces:
we can have fun all we want but it's important not to hurt each other

roses:
i will send you a dm with more information

wave:
me first

sweet:
am i the moderator here or?

green:
@sweet check your dm please

please

please

sweet:
green no

green:
pleaseeeeeeee just for like ten seconds i beg you

sweet:
we have a new person you are all too distracted

ace:
no this is a good way to join a chatroom

at least i know this place is lively

so go ahead and do what green asked

green:
bless yo heart

aaaammeeeeeeen

sweet:
no you don't understand what he asked

green:
please @sweet i will come over and make you do it

sweet:
fine for ten seconds!!

[sweet changed hyena's nickname.]

[hyena is now c o c k.]

c o c k:
ayo what the fuck

roses:
xddddddddd omggggg

needles:
coooooooooock

omg c o c k

cock we didn't know you felt this strongly about your homosexuality

c o c k:
sweet change it rn

[sweet changed c o c k's nickname.]

[c o c k is now hyena.]

hyena:
green was this your idea?

spaces:
no

hyena:
@spaces wasn't asking you

green:
... no

it was needles

needles:
no it was not omg

wait

ace never has the chance to tell us about himself

wave:
yeah that's what i have been waiting for

you himbos ruin everything

ace:
not sure what to tell you though

i am ace because i used to play poker a lot

wave:
gambling addict?

ace:
no worse

we'll get to that some day

roses:
well i hate to ruin the vibe but i gotta run

ace i sent you a dm check it later

peace out babes

[roses is offline.]

spaces:
thank you for joining us ace!! we will have a lot of fun!

i have to run too

see ya

[spaces is offline.]

thunder:
i leave for a minute and suddenly everyone is leaving

are we done bullying hyena?

green:
never done bullying hyena

[hyena is offline.]

needles:
coward

thunder:
gonna call him brb

[thunder is offline.]

needles:
well lads

looks like it's just us left

ace:
well i will have to  go soon too.

i have work to attend

just wanted to join and make introductions

sweet:
thank you for joining us

we all appreciate and love you already

blue:
you seem calm

green:
omg blue you're alive

blue:
took a shower

green:
send pics don't be shy

sweet:
seriously?

blue:
well i hope we get along

i will send you a dm too

let's have fun

and get better together

[several people are typing...]

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