[ace has been added to the chatroom.]

[ten out of ten members are online.]

hyena:
oh new meat

wave:
are you practising cannibalism again?

hyena:
i never even tried human meat

don't make me sound like a cannibal

needles:
with the amount of times you talked about consuming humans

i wouldn't be surprised if you did

green:
hyena cannibal confirmed

sweet:
guys, focus

we have a new member

hello ace!

ace:
uh...

am i in the right place?

this is the addicts chatroom, right?

sweet:
yes it is!

sorry for the weird introduction

when everyone is online this gets messy

blue:
this place is messy even when people are offline

all you need is hyena and thunder to ruin the day

thunder:
meanie

i'll remember that

blue:
like hell you will

roses:
blue is right though

hyena:
everyone here is ganging up on me huh

i will have you know

i am not interested in human meat

wave:
yes you are

but in a different sense

thunder:
hyena wants that good good meat

that big ol sausage meat

you know

spaces:
green, analysis

green:
it seems to me that hyena has been once again

outed as homosexual

wave:
that's not news to anybody

sweet:
can we focus on the fact that

we have a new member

please

spaces:
oh yes

hyena:
is needles online

needles:
fuck yeah

hyena:
answer my dm

needles:
fuck no

sweet:
guys

wave:
everybody pay attention to sweet or i will rip your livers out

sweet:
thanks wave

ace:
i am so confused right now

what is happening

sweet:
sorry for that.

this is the anonymous addicts chatroom that you registered for

we are here in groups of ten, helping people suffering with various addictions

some people here suffer with addictions others wouldn't call serious

but it's not them but us who decide that

because if it's ruining your life - it is serious

wave:
preach

green:
amen to that

spaces:
fax

sweet:
so, we are all here to help each other

you might feel awkward at first

but i promise you

we are all here to help you as long as you are willing to help us and yourself

ace:
yeah of course

i just feel a bit weird suddenly being here

sweet:
and that's normal

you don't know us yet

so guys let's all introduce ourselves. say your nickname and share something about yourself

would be great if you shared your addiction, but you do not have to if you don't feel comfortable yet

i will be first. my nickname is sweet and i am addicted to lsd

ace:
ok this will be a lot to process but hi hello

lsd? oh my

wave:
sup my nickname is wave and i have an addiction to asphyxiation

aka self-strangulation

aka depriving myself of oxygen

ace:
good god

hyena:
hyena, cigarettes

wave:
*human meat

hyena:
shut up. i smoke like a train and sound like a turbine

green:
hello i am green. i love seafood man, but my addiction?

i will keep it a secret for now

ace:
understandable

roses:
hi. i barely talk when everyone is online. i will also keep mine a secret for now

let's be friends, i will dm you

ace:
much appreciated and i understand

thunder:
i am addicted to man's best creation

alcohol

sweet:
thunder seriously?

thunder:
my bad

*man's second to best creation

sweet:
...

needles:
i will keep mine a secret for now but a fact about me is that

i think that the thought of humanity's inevitable extinction is neat

hyena:
wow what a surprise

spaces:
i am a hoarder. i admit it. i picked up a cool looking frame today and just.

i have no use for it

thunder:
throw it away

spaces:
no

spaces:
okay who else?

oh blue

@blue

where are you

roses:
toilet

blue:
not anymore

uhh i'm blue

i will also keep it a secret for now

but i do enjoy milkbread

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