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𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘-𝐎𝐍-𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄
by kristiana

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❛ if you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl i thought you were. ❜

in which heidi wood vows to make roger davies regret breaking up with her, and ends up just a little bit in over her head.

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𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 | IF THIS BE ERROR AND UPON ME PROV'D

" let's play a game "

" how old are you again? "

" two truths, one lie. "

TRUTH ─ ROGER DAVIES IS A TWAT

After Heidi's shiny, accomplished quidditch-captain boyfriend with great hair breaks up with her, she spends approximately three weeks feeling sorry for herself. Overcome with indignation and just the right amount of sheer persistence, she finally decides to drag herself out of bed, determined to make him regret ever leaving her.

Why did he leave her, one might ask?

Answer: she wasn't going to be very successful.

TRUTH ─ HEIDI WOOD IS GOING TO BE A LAWYER

Well, no one tells Heidi Elizabeth Wood what she will or will not do. Armed with nothing but bad decisions, Heidi begins a life that consists of nothing but reading various law books, irritating her teachers with various questions on the Wizengamot, and provoking arguments amongst her friends simply so she can prove a point.

Argumentative, loud, opinionated ─ Heidi makes it very clear that the last thing she needs in life is some boy telling her what to do. In fact, she doesn't even need a boy. Boys are gross, ugly, and annoying, and she's doing just fine without one, thank you very much.

George Weasley doesn't like this so much.

LIE ─ GEORGE WEASLEY DOESN'T LIKE HEIDI WOOD

Heidi Wood and George Weasley have done nothing but aggravate each other ever since they crossed paths five years ago. George hates Heidi's argumentative nature, her loud personality, and the way her hair glows as the sun sets; Heidi, in turn, loathes George's inability to apply himself to anything other than practical jokes, and how good his arms look in his quidditch uniform.

After a rather tragic skirmish in transfiguration, involving a broken chair, a dungbomb, and a frog, Heidi is given the task of tutoring George Weasley.

Heidi might as well have been sent straight to hell ─ it would have hurt less.

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𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊 | I NEVER WRIT, NOR NO MAN EVER LOV'D

i. campus vampire weekend ii. paper rings taylor swift iii. roll to me del amitri iv. dreams the cranberries v. supercut lorde vi. she's so lovely scouting for girls vii. motion sickness phoebe bridgers viii. make me feel janelle monáe ix. this side of paradise coyote theory x. just a girl no doubt xi. ribs lorde xii. line without a hook ricky montgomery xiii. somebody to you banners xiv. head over feet alanis morissette xv. everybody talks neon trees xvi. sweet talk saint motel xvii. only angel harry styles xviii. go crazy leslie odom, jr xix. signed, sealed, delivered stevie wonder

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© 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ©
copyright for storylines, characters  and dialogue associated with the Harry Potter franchise is due to J. K. Rowling, Warner Bros., and all others associated.

All other unrecognisable storylines, characters and dialogue are owned by me.

credit for the insanely gorgeous cover belongs to the inexplicably talented celineebabee.

However; I do not, under any circumstances, support J. K. Rowling's transphobic beliefs and agenda. Here are some petitions you can sign to support trans lives (not a list created by me, but I found it very helpful):

https://trans--rights.carrd.co/

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𝐃𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍
I'm dedicating this fever-dream of a book to three of the most gorgeous souls
i know ─ celineebabee , -wildkats and oscarisaacss. I'm obsessed with all of you, and our universe.

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This fic is part of the 'Lovefool' Universe, which also includes;

'Black Magic' by oscarisaacss
( percy weasley x alita byrnes )

'Booksmarts and Broomsticks' by -wildkats
( oliver wood x dria lockaby )

'Dragon's Blood' by celineebabee
( charlie weasley x mia eragon )

This universe also includes 'Coffee shops and Confidantes' by -wildkats ,
which acts as a prequel and surrounds Dria Lockaby's aunt.

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 ─
thank you for taking the time to read this book! so much love has gone into it, and i'm so grateful for those who have supported me so far. i hope you enjoy reading it, just as much as i'm enjoying writing it!

[part of the 'lovefool' universe]
[george weasley x oc]
[harry potter]
[03.12.2020. — xx.xx.xxxx]