Aries: I'am going to seduce this f*cker

Taurus: Is this indigestion?

Gemini: What the f*ck no!

Cancer: Not again.

Leo: Oh Gawd!

Virgo: No thanks.

Libra: Why I am so inexplicably happy?

Scorpio: But why me tho?

Sagittarius: Okay but whyyyy?!

Capricorn: I did not sign up for this.

Aquarius: Okay bye!

Pisces: Wait, what?!