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introducing the lost memoirs
of valkyrie haddock...

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summary

    THERE were dragons when Valkyrie Haddock was a girl. Where they went? Only a few know. One day, every memory of them might even cease to exist; they'll become nothing but fairytales, bedtime stories▬fiction. While she was determined to keep the secret forever, to keep the dragon's safe, she cannot bear to have her children, and their children, and the rest of her line to one day forget. She refused to let that happen. And so here she is; writing her memoirs of her late teenage years▬the bulk of her stories, of her experiences, and the start of her adult life. 

    These memoirs include, but are not limited to: the gruelling tales of the Legend of the Boneknapper; an intense dive into the Book of Dragons she helped scribe, and the introduction to the Viking favourite sport: Dragon Racing! 

    But most importantly, Valkyrie tells her story▬back, a long, long time ago, when she was still Valkyrie Frode. A vicious, headstrong girl with a loving taste of freedom (and her favourite flowers). A girl who was still learning how to grow up, with a few new dragons, islands, Dragon Hunters, deranged Berserkers and some really (really) strange occurrences along the way. 

     Perhaps, even, this might be the story▬the intense, insane and wonderful journey▬of how Valkyrie Frode, a vicious, adventurous girl finally becomes the vicious (and still very adventurous) Mrs. Valkyrie Haddock. 

character index

*ೃ༄ VALKYRIE 'THE VICIOUS' FRODE ▬
( esfj, aries, 6w7 )
as described
dragon: zephyr - windstriker
sharp class

*ೃ༄ HICCUP 'HORRENDOUS' HADDOCK III ▬
( entp, pisces, 5w4 )
as described
dragon: toothless - night fury
strike class

*ೃ༄ HOTT 'THE GREGARIOUS' FRODE ▬
( esfp, leo, 7w6 )
as described
dragon: spikemoth - deadly nadder
tracker class

*ೃ༄ ASTRID 'THE FEARLESS' HOFFERSON ▬
( istj, aries, 8w9 )
as described
dragon: stormfly - deadly nadder
tracker class

*ೃ༄ SNOTLOUT 'SNOTFACE' JORGENSON ▬
( estp, taurus, 3w2 )
as described
dragon: hookfang - monstrous nightmare
stoker class

*ೃ༄ FISHLEGS 'THOR BONECRUSHER' INGERMAN ▬
( isfj, virgo, 6w5 )
as described
dragon: meatlug - gronckle
boulder class

*ೃ༄ RUFFNUT 'THE SLUETHER' THORSTON ▬
( estp, sagittarius, 8w7 )
as described
dragon: barf - hideous zippleback
mystery class

*ೃ༄ TUFFNUT 'ALSO THE SLEUTHER' THORSTON ▬
( esfp, sagittarius, 7w8 )
as described
dragon: belch - hideous zippleback
mystery class

disclaimer▬I do not known the httyd universe, the movies, the shows, the shorts or the books and any references from games/the og books/comics etc. if i did, well ... I'd put us all in the universe and we'd just stay there flying dragons and living our best lives. 

I do, however, own valkyrie and her series, so please do not steal because she and this series is my heart and soul and istg I will raze hell. I also own any drawings that will be published throughout this book. these drawings are for the purpose of these stories and these stories alone and like I said, if I see them anywhere else without my permission? hell. 

again, I do not own the sight inspo the idea of the memos has - that is based of the og books and if I rly do hate myself this much, I probs will actually write a new httyd series which will explore the set out/lay out and theme of the books but in the story of the film/tv series. so keep a look out for that one because I rly do hate myself that much. 

oh, and by the way, this is not historically accurate by any means to vikings. there are dragons for god's sake. I say this because I had this little twat try and tell me in my yrsa series that she couldn't be black because there were no black people around the vikings and what I had was historically inaccurate and had the audacity to say that when ACTUALLY THEY WERE WRONG COS HISTORICALLY- 

yeah, don't get me into historical accuracies because this isn't historically accurate but that does not mean I do not know the historical accuracies of vikings-

that was such a rant I am so sorry. 

warnings!

mild violence and mild descriptions of violence.
pre-relationship hott and astrid lol believe me that's
a warning in itself. ruff and tuff being gross but we love them for it
some adult jokes that show up in the show
cuteness overload from hiccyrie
but also established relationship so if you guys ew at
me for jokes and pg-13 kissing scenes
y'all need to rewatch httyd and listen to all
of the innuendoes they put in believe me.

lol when I say pg-13 I literally
mean nothing its okay guys
its a kids show guys-
it's a kids show-

I promise I'm just joking ahah

uh heather. yeah. heather's a warning
pre-season 3 heather is a warning
because omfg the rants that will ensue- 

authors noteⴰ༢ ୧

hello, here's the interlude that I've posted while
I am still writing the epilogue of valhalla yay!

'character index' pffft haha I just was too lazy
to do character aesthetics - lol lets expose me and my crap-ass attitude
sometimes. 

nah but like its so hard to find aesthetics for characters other than astrid and hiccup its insane. besides, I'm probs gonna end up drawing some things if I feel up to it. I need to get a new iPad tho so digital drawings are sadly out of the question. 

imma be honest with you, I have no idea how I do this.

I also have no idea how imma write the book of dragons short but you know what? let's try and get creative eh?

I have this series. I have renegades. I have Yrsa's series which are all going through rtte now also. 

and guess what? I might publish a fucking FOURTH!

I am going to die. 

anyway this is gonna be a fun interlude that just delves back into the dumb theme of these shows but with my own characters. its full of light-hearted and dumb scenarios amongst the angst. they're chaotic. let them be chaotic <3