Can it get any worse than this? My guess is, No, it can't.

I was standing there with the other two guys in the room. Yoongi cleared his throat to get rid of the growing awkwardness in the room.

"Come on now" He started walking towards the doorway. But Taehyung talked making him halt.

" Isn't it creepy to stroll over woman's section? They might get suspicious" Yoongi stared at him and thought for a second. He seemed to savvy his point.

"What do you suggest then?"

"I know a shop, there aren't many customers. I once used to work there. I know the woman who's working there" his mischievous look made me low-key anxious. Yoongi aligned with his idea, as a result, we were driving to the place where Taehyung led us to.

The place didn't look it had lots of business going on. The letters on the board were almost faded. It didn't look attractive at all. Inside the shop wasn't that bright. The wall painting was getting greyish because of wetness and poor repairs. As Yoongi pushed and opened the door, the hanged wooden clamps scattered together making a mellow sound.

A middle-aged woman's head lifted as we entered. Even she was middle-aged she had a pretty face. Her plumpy lips were tinted with bright red. Long eyelashes were attractive enough to make any man fall for her. A black lace gown was hugging her curves perfectly, highlighting them. Her long fingernails were polished with glittering nail paint. She looked like she's totally into modelling and fashion. I noted her black mole in the corner of her lip, making her look more seductive as she smiles. The woman gleefully jogged at us.

"Taehyung! It's been a long time. What brings you here?" She snaked her slim arms around his neck, clasping her body with his. I looked away without wanting to witness something I don't wanna see. This is getting kinda awkward now. I kept digging my shoe from my toes.

"I missed you" she purred at him. Her words were smooth like honey and butter. She didn't even seem to notice or she didn't care that there are two other guys with him. To my surprise, Taehyung placed his big hands on her tiny waist. I gaped at him with widened eyes.

" Me too" His deep voice sounded dreamy. He didn't rejected her touches or her seductive words.

Is that Taehyung's girlfriend? That woman looks about ten years older than him.

Yoongi scoffed at their drama and impatiently poked the other guy on his back. I could see the somewhat confusion in Yoongi's face too.

"Tae, if you don't mind, we are here for something" the woman's face turned at us while still clinging in to Taehyung.

" Who is this?" She looked annoyed by both of us. Her eyes scrutinized our figures. Taehyung smacked his lips.

" Oh, these are my friends. I tagged them along with me since I'm bad at choosing things. I came here to pick a gift" He beamed at her with a mischievous grin. "For your girlfriend?" She closend her face to him with a somber. Taehyung shook his head " It's for my sister" His cooed from his deep voice.

What in the world is he talking about?

But Yoongi gestured me to be silent before I could interrupt. I swallowed the words I was going to say and zipped my mouth.

" I didn't know that you have a sister" she knitted her eyebrows together with surprise, but her words had a somewhat relief smeared in them. Taehyung chuckled at her and flickered his tongue out to wet his lips,

"There are so many things you don't know about me noona," he pulled her closer to him as she breathed to him. I started making weird noises from my mouth as the room was filling with heat.

"Taehyung!" Yoongi hissed at him. The woman glided away from Taehyung while throwing a nasty look at Yoongi as the blue banged guy took his hands off her. She paced back a little, making me relieved. Thank god, I didn't bless my eyes with something ridiculous.

"So what kind of gift? Necklace?" She queried him. Taehyung ran his fingers through his bangs

" Umm, I don't know. I was thinking about a dress, what do you think noona?" She agreed with him.

"Of course. Follow me"

She led us to a corner with racks filled with clothes and boxes. Some clothes have colour faded because of been hanged in the same place for a long time. The long table had some new looking fresh gowns. The woman glanced at Taehyung while carrying some boxes towards us.

" Do you know her size?"

"Aish, I forgot to ask her" He awkwardly laughed while taking the boxes from her hand.

"Oh, Tae you never change" she sneered at his bad memory. Taehyung thought for a second and suddenly snapped his fingers.

"But hey, she's about his size" his finger motioned towards me, pointing my figure. Ok, now I see what's coming.

The woman acquiesced and scanned me head to toes. I nervously gulped and tried to stay still.

"Let's see, try these ones " she dropped a pile of cloths on my hands. I took them to a side of the table and rummaged the pile.

"What kind of dress do you want? lace?Casual? Or maybe revealing?" Her words sounded sultry as she said the word revealing. I furrowed my face with aversion. I'm not going to wear something that expose my body for god's sake!

" Something good for a party, but also charming and not revealing" Taehyung tiptoes to peek at the higher racks. He tried to find an appealing dress for our mission.

"Why? You don't want to show off her sexy body?" Taehyung turned towards her with a smirk on his face.

"I need to protect her from the perverts you know," Yoongi didn't let him start flirting again.

"Can we get this done quickly?" He crossed his arms in front of his chest with a bothered look on his face. The woman scoffed and scattered some dresses on the table with vivid colour dresses.

"There you go" To my relief, she moved away giving us some space, letting us choose a dress.

I looked at all the pretty dresses. Even when I was not pretending like a guy I wasn't used to wearing dresses. I usually wore jeans and a tank , not much different. So I had no idea about it.

"Yoongi hyung, what do you think?" Taehyung asked his partner.

" You are asking me? She's your sister" Yoongi sarcastically said, making the other guy roll his eyes. Then he turned at me.

"Yeong Seok-ah, You choose one" He glanced at me.

"Me?" I looked at the table with a dumbfounded expression. The lady was getting frustrated seeing our hesitation.

" God, you guys, let me help you" Seeing our lack of knowledge about today's women's trends, she came forward pushing me aside. After digging up the pile, she pulled out an outfit.

"How's this?" She showed a gown with blue and black stripes. It looked too flashy to me, too short and the decorations on the pencil skirt attached to it wasn't my cup of tea.

"Too flirty" Yoongi didn't approve it either. He didn't look ammused from her choice.

"Come on, this is the trend these days" She frowned and put it aside as she started looking for another one.

"This? How about this one? " This time it was a dark brown dress with golden layers on it. It was a off shoulder dress with some parts cut out from it. How can I even wear that thing?

"Where are the other parts of that dress? " Yoongi mocked at her. He didn't even bother to search for anything. He just stood there like a statue while Taehyung was roaming near the racks full of dresses. Taehyung stepped near us, hearing all the bickering.

"You seriously don't have a taste of fashion" she spatted, looking pissed off by Yoongi's continues snub acts.

" Yeah, because I'm a man" She rolled her eyes to Yoongi's answer. Taehyung snatched the gown from her hand and took a look at the dress.

" Didn't I say not revealing ?" He sighed, tossing it to the table.

While they talk, my eye suddenly caught a red gown underneath the other clothes. I pulled it out to the surface.

Wow! It's beautiful.

I wasn't a big fan of them, but the red colour dress in my hand looked beautiful. It's not revealing, not too much, not overly exposed, it looked perfect. Taehyung noticed the dress in my hand.

" Wow, nice choice Yeong Seok-ah, It's beautiful" he rubbed his hands together with satisfaction. He looked happy about it.

" Well, yeah...I mean it's not bad. It's better than others. At least it has all the parts " The other guy came near us breaking his crossed arms from his chest. He heaved towards it and analyzed it. Yoongi looked ok with my choice.

" You guys seriously have no idea of fashion" a womanly voice muttered. I glanced at Taehyung to see what he says.

"I like this one, it's good" He nodded at me and strode towards the lady who was looked flustered and disappointed. He took her hand and closened to his chest before speaking,

"Noona, do you mind if he try that on him? I want to give her a perfect gift as her only brother" Her disappointed expression faded away from his words and behaviour.

" Anything for you" a smile crept on her lips. With her permission, Taehyung turned at me.

" Can you try that " He gotta be kidding me, what to do? I groaned and put on the dress upon my clothes. I looked stuffed because of that I was wearing my cloths underneath it.

" He looks like he's going to explode any minute now" Yoongi chuckled at me. I gave him an evil eye before taking off the dress.

"We'll buy it" Taehyung finally said satisfying with it. After paying for the dress, we greeted the owner with a wave of goodbye. I wanted to leave the horny woman soon as possible. She gripped Taehyung's hand before he could leave.

"Aren't gonna give me a goodbye kiss?" She pouted at Taehyung with a desirable look on her face. With her words, the blue-haired guy lowered his head towards her, lifting her chin. She closed her eyes as his lips get closer.

Don't tell me he's gonna-

"Maybe another day" He planted a small peck on her forehead instead of her rosy lips. Her eyes shut opened with surprise. Phew,

" Kim Taehyung!" Her words were angry and also confused. Already red cheeks were flushing with embarrassment. She flickerd at Taehyung with biting her lower lip.

" Sorry Noona, but I got some work" He blew her a flying kiss and hurried to the car waving his hand to her. Me and Yoongi followed him from behind.

"I didn't know that you had a fucking girlfriend. She's a horney ass" Yoongi scoffed, tossing the bags to the seat next to me. Taehyung locked his seatbelt in the front seat and frown his face at the other guy.

"She's not my fucking girlfriend! I swear to god, she's gonna be murdered by me real soon" My mouth opened with surprise with his words.

" What? But you-" I started but he cut off me.

" I know! I hate her. Why do you think I quit that job?" He shot a glance at me with a flustered expression. Well damn! All I can say is that he's a good actor.

" You nailed it Tae, wait till I tell them" Yoongi chuckled and started the engine.

" I am warning you hyung! Don't you dare let out a fucking word about it or I will stab you, I promise " He tried to cover his embarrassment from his loud words.

"Oh no... I'm scared " Yoongi sarcastically replied starting to accelerate the car on the road to hit home.

Ok, that's it for today.😅

Stream Dynamite ❤️

And speaking of dresses. I will show you the dress I imagined.

How is it? It's simple, but I love it. 😅❤️😆 When I'm searching this I found something...

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Ok ok I'll stop.

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