P A R T Y G I R L

5:12am

husband
you said ur in class 1A right
bitch
hello
heLLO
HELLO
ANSWER ME IDIOT
ILL KILL YOU

bitch

wtf do you want bakuhoe
can a mf not even get an hour of sleep without you bothering them?
read 5:12
bitch
eye- leave me on read then. i love that😘

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You sat up in bed and ran a hand through your hair, verbally cursing yourself out for not combing it before you went to sleep.

" Stupid ass HOE cant even brush our own hair "
you whispered. Without thinking you grabbed your phone and opened the Class 1-A groupchat.

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1-A GOT THE HOES IN THE BACK
5:13

elevengirl
hello hoes😔🤟🏼

BOOMBOOMMF💥
what the fuck do you want

gottagOFAST
hi y/n, are you alright?

elevengirl

purplearms
sis.
get some SLEEP
put this to BED
give us some REST
I BEG

daddyredhair😩😍
lmfao
BROCCOLI ANGRY💀

MINABABEY💕
hi ! i hope you've all had a good night !💓

thor?
hejailskskqlzllslzkemsoazosokz

RIBBIT🐸
shouldn't we be asleep

elevengirl
sleep? who's she? we don't know her🧘

pepsicola😻
yes. we should.
why are we awake?
god help us

BOOMBOOMMF💥

daddyredhair😩😍
WHAT LMAO

bigb00bs
I SCREAMED-
wait a minute
what the hell?
WHO MADE MY NAME BIGB00BS

perv🙄
hey...heyy...how y'all doin😅

MINABABEY💕
OMG NOOWKSNS

bigb00bs
I CANNOT WITH YOU
P E R V E R T
SOMEONE DELETE HIM OR I WILL

glitterhoe
he can have the honor of having
✨me✨
delete him from this world

airpod
i- i don't think she meant kill him

bigb00bs
honestly fuck it,
we killin a bitch😌

gravityfalls🥰
LMFAOAOAKS
i'll help you✨💘

elevengirl
GUYSSISKS JUST HIRE BAKUGO
HE'LL BURN THAT MF TO A CRISP😭
HE'D BE FRENCH TOAST IN SECONDS

tailmf😤
DID SHE LIE LMAOO

glitterhoe
i'm french toast

BOOMBOOMMF💥
NO SHE DID NOT HAHAHAH
ILL KILL YOU SMALL PERVERTED WEAKLING

sHoJi👨‍🎤
I WILL ALSO KILL YOU

thor?
1928929229929298262 WATTS COMIN YO WAY MINETA🚶🏼‍♂️

harrypottersinvisibilitycloak
I'LL STRANGLE YOU AND YOULL NEVER SEE IT COMING ! ! 😤

perv🙄
OKOK IM SORRY NO NEED TO PLAN MY MURDER😭
I WONT DO IT AGAIN
I PROMISE
PLEASE SPARE ME

pepsicola😻
learn to respect women and we'll spare you

daddyredhair😩😍
maybe

pepsicola😻
yes. maybe.

gottagOFAST
i'll "whoop yo ass bih" 👿

elevengirl
LMAOAOSK WE OUT HERE WHOOPIN BIH'S ASSES AND TAKIN BIH'S NAMES PLS😭

purplearms

MINABABEY💕
LMFAOAOAKSMSOSO

tailmf😤
IIDA WHEN DID YOU LERN TO TEXT💀
THAT WAS NICE

daddyredhair😩😍
incredibly manly my man😩👌🏼

BOOMBOOMMF💥
can you guys STFU and LET ME SLEEP

bigb00bs
no❤️

pepsicola😻
HA no.

elevengirl
PARTY GIRL SHE JUST WANNA *AGGRESSIVELY IMPERSONATES FUCKIN A BITCH* HAVE F U N TOO😤😤😤😩😩🤬😍

gravityfalls🥰
i'm just concerned that's all luv💘

elevengirl
LMFAOOO😭

purplearms
i'd rather break all the bones in my body then witness what you just typed y/n

BOOMBOOMMF💥
that can be arranged WEAK HOE

gottagOFAST
let's keep the threatening to a minimum, thank you

purplearms
bUt KATCHAN😭😭😭😭😭😕😕

BOOMBOOMMF💥
I WILL MURDER YOU A N D U R M O M

elevengirl
WOAAAHH THERE BUDDY
LETS DONT❤️

pepsicola😻

airpod
i fucking 👉🏼hate👈🏼 class 1-A

tailmf😤
in the magnificent words of y/n,
CANT HAVE SHIT IN CLASS 1-A

elevengirl
period.😖

perv
we all deserve something !

gravityfalls
SHUT YO PERVERTED ASS
U P😠

daddyredhair😩😍
OH H*CK EVEN SHES MAD

BOOMBOOMMF💥
did you just.....SWEAR IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
I WILL ASSULT YOU IDIOT😑

daddyredhair😩😍
that's it i'm done.
GOD IM COMIN UP

glitterhoe✨
alright peasants, i'm off to
✨rest my beautiful mind✨
goodnight, sleep well

gottagOFAST
i'm going to go too
goodnight everyone

MINABABEY💕
goodnight ! cya all tomorrow😸

thor?
my dudes it is tomorrow🚶🏼‍♂️

bigb00bs
stfu lightning whore you know what she means

thor?
DAMN NO NEED TO KILL ME

gravityfalls🥰
BAHAHA
NIGHT EVERYONE✌🏼

BOOMBOOMMF💥
gn idiots

purplearms
night KaTcHaN😌

BOOMBOOMMF💥
STFU BEFORE I MELT OFF ALL YOUR SKIN

elevengirl
eye-💀
homeboy katsuki got some anger issues on deck😤

airpod

^bakugo be like lol

BOOMBOOMMF💥
I WONT HESITATE TO KILL YOU ALL TOMORROW IN CLASS
YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF LORD EXPLOSION MURDER
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME YOU MORONS

RIBBIT🐸
chile....
nobody respond to this btw
it's like the final message🙏🏼
so gn
read by everyone 5:21am

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5:21am

bitch
hey my man
stg if you don't have sweet dreams and a nice rest💘😑

husband
you make me question my sanity

bitch
don't lie to yourself babe😕
what sanity?
read 5:22am

husband is typing...

husband left the chat

bitch

LMAOOOO
NIGHTY NIGHT THEN BITCH🤪

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KATSUKI CHUCKED HIS PHONE ONTO HIS DESK NEXT TO HIM AND SETTLED INTO HIS BED.

As he laid there, he thought about who the weirdass person from ClAsS 1-A could be texting him.

Could it be one of the b o y z🙏🏼 pulling a prank? Or could it be one of the g a l z🙄 also pranking him? He stared at his ceiling for a while before shrieking and jumping up in his bed.

" HOLY DANG DUDE WHAT IF ITS NOT A PRANK " he screamed to himself. Deadass screamed bloody murder and woke up his parents but that's for another story. CHILE ANYWAYS SO-

The boy slowly sank back down under his covers and rested his head on his pillow.

Sleep, he thought, sleep will help me sort everything out.

And with that Bakugo finally drifted off.

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THIS BOOK IS SUCH A JOKE LMFAOAOAK
I SUCK AT WRITING BUT THE THING IS IM SOULY WRITING THIS TO MAKE MYSELF LAUGH SO I CANT BE BOTHERED😭✨
i hope y'all like it tho bc that would b pretty cool😸
lUv yAlL❤️