CHAPTER FIVE;
the BBGC introduction

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BARBIE BITCHES GC
AMALA, AKIRA, PETER, NED
6:39 p.m.

AMALA
hi?

NED
hey

PETER
hello

AKIRA
HEY BITCHES

WELCOME TO THE
BARBIE BITCHES GC

AMALA
love the name

but why did you make
this

AKIRA
cause we're all cool and
i've decided we should
befriend peter n ned

AMALA
hmmmmm
idk

NED
uh we're literally right
here

AKIRA
shh ned

we're thinking

PETER
🧍🏻

AMALA
i mean

they're kinda cool ngl

AKIRA
ya

and funny ig

not as funny as us
tho 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

AMALA
ofc ofc

AKIRA
🤔🤔🤔🤔

AMALA
🧐🧐🧐

ok decision made?

AKIRA
ya

alright

peter n ned, u guys
r our friends now lol

AMALA
mhm

NED
uh

thanks?

PETER
thank you 😃

AMALA
yw peter !!!

love the enthusiasm
ahem NED

NED
sorry.

my bad.

THANK YOU SO MUCH
IM LITERALLY GONNA
SCREAM AND THROW
UP 😭😭😭😭💗💗💗

AKIRA
YW BFFS 🤪

anyways who did the math
hw

AMALA
not me

PETER
me

NED
i did

AMALA
boi what

AKIRA
r u deadass rn ??

PETER
yes?

it was easy

AMALA
ohmygodimgonnathrowup

AKIRA
that actually just killed my
entire bloodline why would
u say this

PETER
😃😃😃

im sorry ???

AMALA
i'm literally gonna be sick

AKIRA
no bc i just threw up in my
mouth rn

NED
math is literally fun what's
wrong with y'all

AMALA
😀😀😀

AKIRA
aint no way.

AMALA
no bc i'm ACTUALLY gonna
be sick this time i can feel my
throat close up oh god

PETER
yea and it takes like 5
minutes

AKIRA
😪😪😪😪

AMALA
this is actually the worst
day of my life

is this what the end of the
world feels like ?

i can feel myself slowly slipping
away into the darkness

AKIRA
naw bc i litersllt just died rn

this is my texting u in hell rn

satan's kinda hot ngl

AMALA
ask jim to get me a bed ready
pls

*him

i'm gonna be there soon

PETER
what the hell is happening
rn

NED
idk but i'm scared

AMALA
fighting demons rn where's
god when you need him

AKIRA
god saw u and abandoned u
bc u used to be a fortnite kid

AMALA
BITCH ???????

NED
LOL WHAT

YOU USED TO ENJOY FORTNITE
??????

AMALA
AKIRA YOU FUCKER

ned it was a dark time in my life
i've change i promise you

AKIRA
🤣🤣🤣🤣

AMALA
i hope miss w gives you a
zero on your math hw you
stupid bitch

AKIRA
HOW DARE U !!!

take that back rn.

AMALA
over my dead body

horse

PETER
😧

NED
oh shit

why is she taking so
long to type

PETER
lol i'm scared

AKIRA
shut the fuck up u goose
looking gorilla

i hope nicki minaj blocks u
on twitter and tells u to die

PETER
💀

AMALA
did you just call me a
gorilla?????

is it bc i'm arab???

you ugly twig looking toad

PETER
💀💀💀💀

NED
what the fuck is happening

PETER
shh ned i'm listening

AKIRA
twig looking ?? r u calling
me a chopstick ?

is that bc i'm ASIAN

wow. ur not what i thought

ur a fake literally never speak
to me again u traitor

AMALA
your mom

PETER
😧

NED
maybe we should just
like leave or something

PETER
good idea!

lets just

🏃💨

AMALA
i hope you trip and fall down
the stairs and break all your
fingers and toes

AKIRA
i hope you fall in the shower
and make ur scoliosis worse

NED
🏃🏃🏃

AMALA
i hope you become blind so you
can never see a hot man ever
again and you can die lonely
like the hag you are 

AKIRA
i hope u stay single forever

enjoy being lonely goofy
bitch no one loves u

AMALA
i hope a kangaroo eats your
firstborn while you're on a
road-trip

AKIRA
i hope you win the lottery
only to have it taken away
after you spent all the money
so you live the rest of your life
in debt

AMALA
i hope a bookshelf falls on you
and you die

AKIRA
i hope a tornado swallows u and
rips u to pieces and u die

AMALA
i hope you get divorced to the
hottest man ever so you can
live the rest of your life in shame

AKIRA
i hope u NEVER get married
bc ur ugly and worthless and
deserve nothing

NED
omg are they still going

PETER
yes lol

AMALA
kys YOU SUCK!!!

AKIRA
no u

k word urself rn

PETER
yo ned

NED
yeah?

AMALA
shut up and choke

PETER
want some popcorn lol

NED
sure

PETER
🍿🍿

NED
🍿

AKIRA
🤡🤡🤡🤡

AMALA
😎🖕🏽🖕🏽

AKIRA
🐈🐈🐈

AMALA
😘😘😘

AKIRA
anyways wanna go to
starbucks at 5?

AMALA
yes lemme ask my
mom :)

AKIRA
k <3

NED
wtf

PETER
what just happened

NED
is it too late to back out
from this friendship

PETER
um

AKIRA
ya

AMALA
yes

NED
okay 🙂
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— END OF CHAPTER 5 —

[ NOTE ]
just a simple filler chapter
to let y'all breath :)

i made akira and amala's
friendship to be a lot like my
own. they love each other and
okay fight all the time !! shit gets
wild sometimes ^_^

anyways i'm finally gonna start
getting into the REAL action so
stay tuned for that 😎😎

as always, please like, comment..
etc! don't be a silent reader!!
motivation helps me a lot

enjoy your day!

pearl <3