CHAPTER FIFTEEN;
group shenanigans

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BARBIE BITCHES GC
AMALA, PETER, NED, AKIRA
7:21 p.m.

PETER
hi

AKIRA
FUCKKKKK

AMALA
LETS GOOOOO

GET FUCKED GET FUCKED

AKIRA
😞😞😞

NOOOO

AMALA
WOOO

RUN ME MY MONEYYY
BITCHHHHH

AKIRA
duckckckskaidakks

i'm gonna kill myswlf

PETER
um

hello?

AMALA
hi peter :)

sorry lol akira just lost
a bet

PETER
hi amala :)

oh cool ?

AKIRA
I HATE IR HERE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED
TO ASSUME HW WOULD
TEXT FIRST ????? HES
LITERALLT A LONERNRN

AMALA
people change aki-noodle

don't judge a book by its
cover 😌✊🏼

AKIRA
shut up i hope you choke

i'm gonna go kill myswlf 🤣

PETER
are you guys okay?

AMALA
nah akira's being a little cry
baby bitch bc she lost a bet
we made for you

PETER
a bet we made for who??

AMALA
you

PETER
um 😃

AMALA
we bet to see if you would
ever text first on thid gc

i said you would before the
summer trip and akira said you
would after the

i was right 😎😎😎

AKIRA
i hate u so much

AMALA
no you don't meow meow
😘😘

PETER
oh ok

AMALA
i just won 500 robux, a
latte, and nicki minaj socks

PETER
you guys bet this much stuff
on me??

AMALA
yep

gotta make the loser reaallyy
feel the loss

PETER
i see

AKIRA
check ur acc i just sent u
500 robux 😒

AMALA
omg lemme check

WOOOOOO YAYAYAYAY
THANK YOU AKI MUAH
MUAH

AKIRA
i feel robbed 💔💔
💔😣

AMALA
at least you're not british

AKIRA
true 😍🇬🇧

PETER
what's wrong with british
people

AMALA
nothing

they're just not real

PETER
what

AKIRA
ya thwyre a hallucination

PETER
?????

you guys scare me

AMALA
it's all part of the charm
parker 😘😘😘

PETER
your charm 😗🥰😋

AKIRA
aw now kiss

AMALA
????

PETER
??

AKIRA
🎩🏓

anyways back to british
people not being real

y'all notice how they're all
called 1 of 5 names ?

AMALA
lol the royal names come
straight out of narnia

it's a simulation

AKIRA
YA AND THWYRE ALL
HENRY, WILLIAN, PHILIP,
VICTORIA OR ELIZABETH

AMALA
duke henry barnes II of whistetown
and his wife, duchess helena barnes
of whistletown 🎩🧐🇬🇧

PETER
and they're signing the petition for
the lacrosse agenda in merrywether
alley

AMALA
💀💀💀

and they're wearing pettycoats
and the family heirloom broach
that was given by the duke's
mother, marie-elizabeth joanne
whistetown

NED
what the fuck did i just walk
into

AKIRA
they're roleplaying

NED
roleplaying what

AKIRA
being british

NED
nice

wait whistletown is a last
name ???

PETER
yes

NED
ew

AMALA
are you speaking ill of
the royal name?

NED
no

AMALA
oh the horror! 🎩😣

@ PETER what shall we do
with this traitor

PETER
hang him

NED
wtf

AMALA
yes

in licorice square

as the town of poor peasant
children watch idly

AKIRA
good character development

NED
guys please

PETER
you may plead your case moments
before sundown

NED
😣😣😣

guys i didn't meant it i'm just a
silly little boy i don't know any
better

AMALA
no amount of begging shall rid
you of this offense

you have directly disrespected the
royal name

NED
😭😭😭

i'll do anything your highness pls
imt oo young and sexy to die

PETER
@ AMALA shall i arrange a pyre

AMALA
yes that would be quite lovely

NED
a pyre ?? 😪😪

AKIRA
can i light the torch

PETER
yes

NED
KIRA

you're supposed to be on my
side 😞😞😞😞

AKIRA
i'm sorry eddie but thin is too
fun

*ths

*this

fuck

NED
you've abandoned me

now i have no one in thid world
except for my demons💔⛓🖤

AMALA
I SRILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS
IN MY ROOM🖤⛓

AKIRA
I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS
IN MT ROOM😢😢

AMALA
HAHAHAHHAA STOP

AKIRA
GET OUT OF MT HEAD

PETER
?

AMALA
sorry. just had a moment

ahem

anyways! 🇬🇧🧑‍🍳 ned's body
will be burnt at the stake in
licorice square at sundown for
treason against the royal family

he shall plead his case moments
before his execution for the whole
village to see

the royal family will make the final
decision however peasants and those
alike may vote by a show of hands

PETER
exquisitely said your highness
🇬🇧✊🏼

should ned be innocent, he will
still serve time assisting the palace
to cleanse himself of his sins

should ned be guilty... well. his fate
will be most unfortunate 🧐🔎

AMALA
you have such a way with words your
highness 😩😊✊🏼

we rule a kingdom well wouldn't you
say?🧐😘

PETER
i must agree with you my queen

we command the nation with ease
🎩🇬🇧

AMALA
yes my king we do

AKIRA
are they ..

NED
should we?

AKIRA
ya

NED
swag

AKIRA
go priv

NED
👍🏼

AMALA
? lol

PETER
literally what's wrong with
them

AMALA
wish i knew

anyways  😊

excited for the trip tomorrow?

PETER
yeah

kinda need a vacation

school got boring

AMALA
trueee !!!!

the feelinf of not having
to wake up at the ass crack of
dawn is so 😊😊😊💕🌸💕

PETER
😭😭

and not having to watch Mary
cry over her ugly boyfriend for
9th time in a week 😎

AMALA
😭😭😭

they're back together bro

PETER
no way

AMALA
check her story

PETER
nooooo

he literally
looks like bolbi from jimmy
neutron

AMALA
WHO???? 😭😭

PETER

AMALA
NO FUCKINF WAYSIDMAKN

PETER
🙂

AMALA
IM GONNA PISS MYSWLFS

😭😭😭😭

PETER
i'm sorry i'm right

AMALA
I CANRBHEWATN

AKIRA
peter what did u do to
her

PETER
NOTHING

AKIRA
🤔

rhen why is she dying on
call ?

PETER
you guys are on call?

uh

AKIRA
lol she's choking rn

@ AMALA dtop choking
just breathe

AMALA
kele tixi

*tizi

( eat my ass in arabic )

AKIRA
talk to me when u don't
sound like a dolphin 🐬

NED
WHY IS IT EVERYTIME
I LWAVW RHIS GC FOR
2 MIN ALL THE GOOD
SHIT HAPPENS????

PETER
it's cause you suck

NED
your mother? absolutely

PETER
my mom is dead.

AKIRA
💀💀

AMALA
IM SCREAMIXNFNSN

[ 0:00 ——◦———— 0:20 ]
kept

AKIRA
ENOUGH AMALA UR LAUGH
IS MAKINF ME LAUGH ARE U
STOFKSOS

NED
peter 😕

why do you do tbis ti me

PETER
seeing you suffer brings me
joy

AKIRA
bro 💀💀💀💀

irs alwaus the quiet kids

AMALA
[ 0:00 ——◦———— 0:27 ]
kept

asiximdmwmxooqpxjxka

NED
dude your laugh is so
funny 😭

AKIRA
u sound like a horse

AMALA
I LITWRALLT XANT
BRAATH I XANTOSU THIS
RN I XANRO

@ PETER i need to be
compensated

i just poppd a riB

PETER
im sorry im this funny

carrying this talent has been
really hard

NED
yeah so has the weight of you
being a massive virgin

when's the last time you
touched a female who wasn't
your aunt

PETER
last night and it was your

NED
don't.

AKIRA
cant believe i'm spending
a whole summer with these
ass crowns 🤡

AMALA
tell me ab it dude 😭😭😭

AKIRA
UR INCLUDED U DUMB
FUCK

NED
💀

AMALA
😕

i hope you break your toes and
miss the flight

AKIRA
i hope they put u in the
luggage compartment
under the plane so u can
be tossed around for 11 hours

AMALA
i hope they put you on a no
fly lidt for beinf so incredibly
hideous looking

you're a hazard

AKIRA
ur EXISTENCE IS A HAZARD

i hope u get locked in the
bathrooms at the airport and
never make it out

AMALA
WHY ?

IS IR BC IM AN AEAB ?

are you calling me a terrorist??

ugly WENCH

NED
here they go again

PETER
i love when thwy do this

it's so entertaining

AKIRA
A WENCH ? is it cuz
i'm an asian ???

i'm getting u canceled on
twitter

AMALA
ILL GER YOU CANCELED
IN TOJR MOM

NED
@ PETER cant argue with
that because you're right

AKIRA
UR DAD !!!

AMALA
kess

AKIRA
don't you dare finish that.

AMALA
😊😊

NED
so ... anyways !

where we meeting tomorrow

PETER
in your mom

AMALA
in your mom

AKIRA
in ur mom

NED
seriously 😐

AMALA
MO WAYAYAISJ

PETER
💀

AKIRA
HAHAHAHHA

NED
you guys are the worst
read

— END OF CHAPTER 15 —

[ NOTE ]
and that's a wrap for
vol 1 !!! vol 2 is where
the ffh plot starts :)

thank you for the support.
it really means the world to
me <333 support has been
crazyyyyyy 🤍🤍🤍🤍

see you all in vol 2 <3

have a fantastic day!

pearl <3