lmfao fuck the parentheses idea, just remember that they are on a reality tv show so they are always being filmed👁👄👁

"sex ed?" namjoon questioned.

jin nodded. "yup! i think it would be good for us to go over everything again."

jungkook shifted in his seat. "hyung...we already know this stuff though.."

"shut the fuck up and watch the video." jin scoffed.

"it says 6th grade level-"

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hoseok blinked. "i- we're not that desperate to get laid."

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'this elastic, thin, rubbery sleeve is what we call a condom-'

yoongi's snores filled the room, the camera zoomed in on his double chin.

"jin, we know what a fucking condom is. we aren't dumb bitches." jimin stood up.

jin's eye twitched. "are you god damn sure? jungkook came crying to me yesterday because he didn't know how to peel a banana!"

the camera panned over to jungkook, who looked attacked. "it's not my fault my mom banned bananas from our household because of my dad's gay tendencies!"

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namjoon slurped his tea loudly. "this house is full of psychos, i swear."

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"why don't we just go to a club and test our skills?" taehyung suggested.

yoongi rolled over. "that's like telling a newborn to take a drivers test."

hoseok shrugged. "sounds legit."

"hoho lets go!" jimin shouted.

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"i truly hate being here. i don't think of them as my friends. they're all incompetent." yoongi sighed.