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SNEAK PEAK ━━ ❝ Lollipops are sweet, perfect and greatly coveted by many.

But they tend to be over sexualized.

Sometimes they are even described as too sweet or too much by those that have never encountered one before.

And when under enough pressure, they break.

All you have to do to reach the sweet center is be patient.

Slowly unwrapping the wrapper before melting it down completely with their mouth, ❞

Smelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze? If you're drunk on life, babe, I think it's great.

CASTING ━━ Natalia Dyer as Finch Evergreen

  Jensen Ackles as Alaric Slatzman

But while in this world. I think I'll take my whiskey neat.

COVER ━━

My coffee black and my bed at three. You're too sweet for me.

FONT ━━━ Euphemia UCAS
FONT SIZE ━━━ Readers Choice
*PREFERRED ━━━ Minus Two from the highest setting
BACKGROUND ━━━ Dark Mode
STORY STATUS ━━━ Ongoing

You're too sweet for me. But who wants to live forever, babe?

GIFS & MOOD BOARDS ━━

You treat your mouth as if it's heaven's gate.

QUOTES ━━

❝You underestimate the power of high schoolers that got over the whole supernatural trip within' a week. We'd rather insult them to death rather than fight them to death,❞ - Elena Gilbert

❝If stupidity were a currency, you'd be a millionaire,❞ ❝I'm a billionaire, love. If you're gonna insult me. At least do it right,❞ - Bonnie Bennett & Klaus Mikaelson

❝In a world of monsters and magic, it's intelligence that wins battles, not fangs or spells. Although spells can be quite useful considering you're dead and I'm still standing,❞ - Bonnie Bennett

❝I see that, your ignorance is only surpassed by your arrogance,❞ - Caroline Forbes

❝I've met door knobs smarter than you... Wait no dear brother, that's an insult to door knobs,❞ - Stefan Salvatore

❝I'd explain it to you, Damon. But I don't have the time nor the crayons,❞ - Elena Gilbert

❝Congratulations, you've achieved a new level of mediocrity,❞ - Katherine Pierce

❝You're not even a has-been; you're a never-was. Dick-face,❞
- Rebekah Mikaelson

❝If stupidity were an art form, you'd be a masterpiece. Sadly it's not so shut it before I invert your rib cage with it still inside you,❞ - Niklaus Mikaelson

❝You have the personality of a wet dishrag, Finn,❞ ❝Oh? I'm so sorry. I was truly unaware that my personality was meant to entertain you. Asshat,❞ - Kol Mikaelson & Finn Mikaelson

❝I'M THE HYBRID. I CAN'T BE KILLED,❞ ❝You're like a broken record, repeating the same nonsense over and over. All because I let you sacrifice me. Why couldn't I be sacrificed over something cool?❞ - Niklaus Mikaelson & Elena Gilbert

❝I'm surprised you can even tie your own shoes with that level of incompetence, Kol. For an original you seem to be the original idiot,❞ - Bonnie Bennett

❝Maybe you'd have a better love life if you stopped falling for your brother's girl. Just saying,❞ - Finch Evergreen

❝The only thing impressive about you is your ability to disappoint me so quickly,❞ - Elijah Mikaelson

❝I was thinking of adopting a kid... maybe naming her Ophelia,❞ - Damon Salvatore

❝I'm so glad vampires can't get pregnant cause that would mean I'd have a period for eternity,❞ - Caroline Forbes

"I don't need an alarm clock. My existential dread wakes me up every morning." - Bonnie Bennett

❝I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode,❞ - Jeremy Gilbert

❝I'm so bad at cooking, I burned water once,❞ - Finch Evergreen

"I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me, that's all." - Elena Gilbert

"If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd probably compete... later." - Jeremy Gilbert

"I'm not a control freak... but can we do it my way?" - Caroline Forbes

"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room?" - Finch Evergreen

❝I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas,❞ - Rebekah Mikaelson

❝You know saying 'Would you do it for a lollipop,' reminds me a lot of 'Would you do it for a Scooby snack....' Wait a minute,❞ - Finch Evergreen

The rest of you like
you're the TSA.

PLAYLIST ━━
Crazy In Love by beyoncé

Glory by dermont kennedy

The Fruits by paris paloma

Diet Mountain Dew by lana del ray

Echo by paris paloma

Sweet Nothing by taylor swift

Paris by taylor swift

May by humbird

Too Sweet by hozier

Magnetic by wage war

The Heart Wants What It Wants by selena gomez

When I Grow Up by the p.c.d

Falling For Ya by grace phipps

Speed Drive by charli xcx

Sweet by cigarettes after sex

Million Dollar Man by lana del ray

Pretty When You Cry by lana del ray

Salvatore by lana del ray

Say Yes To Heaven by lana del ray

Bejeweled by taylor swift

All The Girls You've Loved Before by taylor swift

Get Him Back by olivia rodrigo

Sweet Tooth by maya hawke

Golden Hour by jvke

Delicate by taylor swift

Hey Ya! by outkast

Training Wheels by melanie martinez

Dress by taylor swift

I Don't Wanna Live Forever by taylor swift and zayn

Valentine by laufey

London Boy by taylor swift

Miss Americana And The Heartbreak Prince by taylor swift

The Archer by taylor swift

Candy by doja cat

I wish that I could go along, babe, don't get me wrong.

You know, you're bright as the morning, as soft as the rain. Pretty as a vine.

As sweet as a grape.
If you can sit in a barrel.

maybe I'll wait. Until that day.

AUTHORS NOTE ━━
Feel free to rate the story out of five stars at one point. There will be a reminder chapter so you won't have to remember yourself! Love all my readers (yes even ghost readers. Thank you for reading and appreciating my work).

( current status; ongoing )
inspo. Too sweet by Hozier
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