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Brian: Get out my face Karla!

Dave: You can give me face anytime Karla.

Micheal: Mind your own
business Dave!

Brian: Everyone shut up,
I can't hear myself think!

John: Sounds like a personal problem to me.

Karla: Do you desire her
or me Brian?

Dave: Geez, it's her or I,

"A mind Is a Terrible thing to Waste!"

Brian: Ok, Dave, knock it
off!

Dave: Well, everybody
knows that her breast are
knockoffs and made of silicone.

π΅π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘Žπ‘› 𝑦𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠, π‘‘π‘Žπ‘π‘˜π‘™π‘–π‘›π‘” π·π‘Žπ‘£π‘’ π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘¦ π‘€π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘ π‘‘π‘™π‘’ π‘‘π‘œ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘“π‘™π‘œπ‘œπ‘Ÿ...

Dave: Oww, quit hitting me so hard Brian, I was just joking, remember our pact, 'Bros before Hoes.'

𝑆𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 β„Žπ‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿ π‘œπ‘› π·π‘Žπ‘£π‘’, π΅π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘Žπ‘› 𝑦𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑...

πΎπ‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘™π‘Ž 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑑 π‘Ž β„Žπ‘œπ‘’, 𝐼'π‘š
π‘”π‘œπ‘–π‘›π‘” π‘‘π‘œ π‘˜π‘–π‘π‘˜ π‘¦π‘œπ‘’π‘Ÿ π‘‘π‘’π‘šπ‘,
𝑠𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑑 π‘Žπ‘ π‘ !

Micheal: Alright, calm down Brian, you know how crazy Dave is, he
says things like that all the time.

π‘€π‘–π‘β„Žπ‘’π‘Žπ‘™ 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘ π‘‘π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘›π‘”π‘’π‘ π‘‘, π‘–π‘›π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘£π‘’π‘›π‘’π‘  π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ π‘π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘Žπ‘˜π‘  π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘“π‘–π‘”β„Žπ‘‘ 𝑒𝑝.

Micheal: Ok guys, chill, this is supposed to be a vacation for god's sake.

Dave: Yeah, get the 'Funk
Out Ma Face,' heh, heh, heh, like that song by, The Brothers Johnson band.

Alright, I'm on vacation!

I love this resort, it has
everything, don't disturb
my groove guys...

I always like those soul
brothers, they could
play, really jam their music.

John: You're talking about my people Dave and slaps him a high five.

Karla: That's because you're a white nerd with no rhythm Dave and you are jealous of them, ha, ha.

John: Like Micheal always said, 'It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White.'

π΅π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘Žπ‘› π‘ β„Žπ‘Žπ‘˜π‘’π‘  β„Žπ‘–π‘  β„Žπ‘’π‘Žπ‘‘ π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ π‘”π‘œπ‘’π‘  π‘‘π‘œ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘˜π‘–π‘‘π‘β„Žπ‘’π‘› π‘‘π‘œ π‘”π‘Ÿπ‘Žπ‘ π‘Ž π‘π‘’π‘’π‘Ÿ...

Brian: Hey! Who took
the last beer? I called dibbs on that, you guys are the pits.

Micheal: I'll go make another beer run, who wants to ride shotgun?

Dave: I got two more cases inside my suv, I came prepared.

π΅π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘Žπ‘› 𝑠𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑠 π‘œπ‘’π‘‘π‘ π‘–π‘‘π‘’ π‘‘π‘œ π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘’π‘£π‘’ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘π‘’π‘’π‘Ÿ π‘“π‘œπ‘™π‘™π‘œπ‘€π‘’π‘‘ 𝑏𝑦 π‘€π‘–π‘β„Žπ‘’π‘Žπ‘™, π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘¦ π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘› π‘‘π‘œ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘ π‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘‘...

Karla: I bet she is a blonde bimbo, what's her name Brian? Huh?

John: No, she is a real
looker and quite smart,
more intelligent than
him, isn't that right Brian?

Brian: Geez! Must everybody tell my business?

Karla:Well, you need to choose between us, I will not play second fiddle!

Micheal: We did not come all the way to this state and resort to watch you two go at each other Karla.

When are we going hiking?

Brian: Yes, get off my back Karla, hey, everyone pack your gear we're heading out to Yosemite National park.

Yahoooo!

Dave: No, guys, we have to wait for my gal Brenda
to show up.

Hey! Here she comes now.

Hi my love!

π΅π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘›π‘‘π‘Ž π‘‘π‘Ÿπ‘–π‘£π‘’π‘  𝑒𝑝 π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘
π‘’π‘£π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘¦π‘œπ‘›π‘’ 𝑝𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 π‘–π‘›π‘‘π‘œ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘–π‘Ÿ
π‘£π‘’β„Žπ‘–π‘π‘™π‘’π‘  π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ β„Žπ‘’π‘Žπ‘‘ π‘œπ‘“π‘“
π‘“π‘œπ‘Ÿ π‘Œπ‘œπ‘ π‘’π‘šπ‘–π‘‘π‘’ π‘π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘˜...


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