Dear Maths,

I don't regret killing you. I'm sick and tired of having to constantly solve your endless problems. You came to class, acting like we were your therapists, having to listen to you and give advice. And when they didn't work, you came after us, blaming the failure of your relationships and other shit on us. What the heck? Why should we, teenagers, help deal with your stupid adult problems?

First you ask us to help solve your financial problems, calculating the amount of interest you would get and which banks you should park your money in. Why can't you do that yourself? Or maybe talk to your financial adviser or something.

Then we have to find the angles and areas of different triangles for your stupid triangle house. Bruh what? Why do we have to learn trigo for that? Doesn't your contractor or architect do that for you? Do you know how hard trigo is? Your formulas are so confusing and can you just teach properly? Stop mumbling and going so fast! You're teaching like a train, just full speed ahead and don't care if anyone falls off onto the tracks in the process.

And the worst one would be to keep finding reasons for the values of your 𝑥. It is maddening to constantly have to find 𝑦. Why can't you just let it go? And why the hell do you have so many boyfriends? I swear having that many isn't normal.

We've told you many times to stop pushing your problems onto us and expect us to help solve them. But did you listen? No! Well, guess what? Enough is enough.

It was a terribly hot afternoon and you were extra cranky. This time, you made us calculate the speed you could drive home without going over the speed limit. Like isn't it obvious? Just drive at the speed limit. Duh. You won't get arrested and you will get home within the shortest time. How stupid could you be?

Anyways, you were unhappy when Onyx said that and then you slapped him across the face. How dare you touch him? God, I had never been so angry in my life. I didn't know what came over and the next thing I knew, you were dead and there was blood everywhere.

I remember Onyx holding me as the rest were racking their brains as to what to do next. Onyx decided to bury you in School's backyard. I helped Sapphire and Jasper clean up the blood while Onyx, Ruby and Beryl buried the body. Whatever is remaining of you should still be there since we never moved you.

With no regrets,
Amethyst