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Baylen's playlist, Baylen's Teeny Bops, plays through the speaker as the group sets up their things. Baylen and Ella had decided on running by the hotel real quick to get their bathing suits before going down to the beach.

"Please play Cruel Summer." Ella begs for like the fifth time to Baylen, "I'm no in control over the music anymore. Ask your boyfriend." he replies, digging for the volleyball.

"MATTHEW." Ella shouts, "Hm?" he hums in response, "Can you play Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift. Please." she requests, "Sure." he shrugs, searching it. "This is why your my favorite." she states, smiling at the boy before walking to Nick.

Before she could say anything, Baylen shouts, "WE'RE PLAYING VOLLEYBALL. BRING THE SPEAKER."

So they split up to teams. Chris and Matt on one, and Baylen, Nick and Ella on the other.

"Mine!" Ella calls, running for the ball. He hits it and Chris misses it, causing Ella's team to get the 19th point, tying the two. Baylen scores the winning point and Ella tries to do the thing where she picks him up and puts him on her shoulder but she fails as soon as Baylen is of the slightest lifted off the ground, resulting in him crashing down on the girl.

They both laugh, too much to the point where they can't get up.

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REAL LIFE,

"Alright I say we fuck around with some of these people." Baylen suggests, "K what do you have in mind?" Ella replies. "I don't know something, I'm bored." he complains, looking at the triplets for ideas. 

"You're the mastermind here." Chris says defensively, putting his hands up in surrender. 

"I have an idea. What if we find someone sleeping and put the speaker up to their ear, walk away so they can't see us, and play like the pirate call or something." Ella offers, "Oh my God yea. Let's do it." Baylen agrees.

They make sure Baylen has connected the pirate call to the blue tooth before putting it near some guy's ear. They create a distance between them and the guy before turning the volume up all the way and turning on the sound, laughing when the guy immediately shoots up and looks around, not even noticing the speaker. He stands up and begins to walk around the area, looking for whoever did that, allowing Baylen to go get the speaker and run back to the group.

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fakeassella back to the photo dumps :) photo creds 1: riversubbet photo cred 2: nicksturniolo photo cred 3 and 4: chrissturniolo 

comments

riversubbet glad we met :)
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↳ riversubbet ...

mattsturniolo bro the fans were so cool today
↳ fakeassella ikr meeting fans was the highlight of my day fs
↳ mattsturniolo hanging w u was my highlight of the day ;)
↳ fakeassella SHUT UP
↳ baylenlevine SHE'S BLUSHING AHHH
↳ fakeassella BAYLEN STFU
↳ baylenlevine not until u guys date :)

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↳ fakeassella anything for you boo ;)
↳ chrissturniolo 😘
↳ fakeassella 😘

nicksturniolo yep today was rly fun it was nice meeting everybody 

baylenlevine KENOBIIII
↳ kylethevile KENOBI
↳ lilpeej KENOBI
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↳ fakeassella we should just go to someone's random comment section and start doing this
↳ baylenlevine ON IT
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↳ fakeassella ...
↳ lilpeej oh yeah i forgot she got beef w that cat NVM GO TO mattsturniolo 
↳ fakeassella ON IT GOING RN
↳ mattsturniolo what did i do to you guys...?
↳ lilpeej u stole my little sister
↳ mattsturniolo wait she's ur sister??
↳ lilpeej not technically but i see her as one
↳ kylethevile we all do rly so fuck her up we fuck u up :)
↳ user5 we love the older brother figure 
↳ mattsturniolo ok...

KIERA SPEAKS: bye, gonna go spend 84 dollars on shekouwomen peace out <3