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"Are you still on that fucking sofa?" Cal mutters as he walks out of his room a few hours later.

"Yeah? Whats the problem?" I mutter, directing my attention to the tv in front of me.

"Nothing, nothing at all," Cal sighs, walking into the kitchen and grabbing himself a water before taking his keys from the counter and walking towards the door.

"Where are you going?" I ask, quickly glancing at him putting his shoes on in the hall.

"Just a walk, nothing exciting. I need to clear my head," He smiles dimly, not making eye contact while tying his laces.

Doing a double take, I notice his outfit, which is quite fancy for a casual walk.

"Your outfit says otherwise, Cal," I scoff, standing up from my position on the sofa and walking towards him.

"What do you mean?" He awkwardly laughs, standing up and brushing his shirt down to obliterate any possible creases, which further proves my point of his outfit being too fancy for a casual walk.

"You're acting weird," I laugh, shaking my head at the false shock that laces his features.

"Whatttt??" He gasps, eyeing up everything in the apartment but me.

"Cal? What's going on?" I question, stepping closer to the man in front of me.

"I'm gonna go, see you in a bit!" He chuckles awkwardly, practically running out the door and slamming it behind him.

LUX

Harry
if you love me add me
back to the troops gc

Lux
what?

who said i love you

Harry
you aren't funny

add me back

Lux
you have literally left
like 4 times

Harry
I dont care

add me back

Lux
fine.

Harry
thanks mate

Lux
no

__

Callux has added you to a groupchat

THE TROOPS

Harry
guys

Will
ahh look who the
dogs dragged in

Chip
its look what the cat
dragged in you moron

Josh
yes?

Ethan
he's arisen

JJ
hello harold

Harry
what's everyone doing tonight

Vik
uhhhh

Simon
nothing..

Chip
sleeping

Ethan
typical

Chip
shut up ginge

Ethan
mind the language

Talia
watching simon do nothing

Freezy
walking

Tobi
same

JJ
eating

Josh
fat bitch

JJ
HEY???

Freya
that's unnecessary joshua

Josh
do not call me joshua

Simon
okay joshua

JJ
okay joshy woshy

Vik
sorry joshua

Harry
so no one is doing
anything?

Lux
errrr

Simon
not exactly..?

Freezy
nope im totally busy

Vik
same

Ellie
same

Tobi
sorry im occupied tonight

JJ
oooooo with
who??

Tobi
im not even gonna
bother

JJ
whats that supposed
to mean?

Harry
you guys arent
being helpful

are you busy or not

Josh
busy

Will
busy busy

Simon
me and talia are
busy

Talia
yep

Ellie
i speak for vik when
i say we're busy

Freezy
veryyy busy

Tobi
busy as a bee

Ethan
busy mate

JJ
im free

Freezy
JJ?????

Simon
NO JJ

Will
BAD DOG

Tobi
ARE YOU DUMB?

Vik
icba for this

Talia
so real vik

Lux
JJ MAN

JJ
WHAT DID I
DO????

Harry
whats going on?

Freezy
NOW LOOK WHAT
YOUVE DONE

Chip
your forehead is taking
too much of your brain
space

Ethan
HAHAHA

Simon
JJ you are literally
so dumb

Freya
i honestly dont get it

Ellie
same freya

Harry
can someone please explain

Freezy
no

Vik
i wouldn't particularly like
to but thanks for the offer!

Josh
no thanks

Simon
no

Talia
uhhh

Chip
no bro stay mad

Mia
hey guys

Freezy
WHICH MIA IS THAT

Talia
UHHHH

Simon
HELP

Vik
goodness me

Tobi
lord save us from
these shenanigans

Ellie
amen

Freya
preach

Ethan
IM DYING

Freezy
COULD THIS GET ANY
WORSE???

Vik
statistically, yes

Freezy
VIK?!

Chip
ergeggege

Ellie
really

Talia
haha ellie

Lux
not the time vik,
not the time

Mia
its mia mia

Freezy
i love both of you
but that's extremely
unhelpful

Ethan
im so confused

Simon
that did not help us

Vik
im vik vik

Chip
lordy lord

Will
ITS NOT HARRYS
MIA ITS  MY MIA

Freezy
DUDE

JJ
ohhh that clears things up

Vik
thanks for the explanation

Chip
cheers mate

Harry
hang on,
my mia???

Freezy
its bed time bog

Ethan
BATH TIME BOYS

Simon
oh gosh not that
again

Tobi
im still scarred

JJ
https://ukYhs8jims97

Simon
JJ...

Vik
MY EYES MY EYES

Talia
I NEED BLEACH

Freya
NOOO

Josh
HEHEEHHE

Ethan
ITS BATH TIME BOYS

Will
HOW ARE YOU LOT
ENJOYING THIS
TORTURE

Tobi
HE NEEDS JESUS

Chip
balls

Harry
JJ MAN LEAVE IT
IN THE PAST

Ethan
boggy balls is angry

JJ
https://ikNrd4wbpf63

Josh
CRYING

Freezy
JJ MAN THE FIRST
TIME WAS ENOUGH

Harry
THE DRAWING IS
UNNECESSARY

Ethan
WHY DID YOU DRAW
THAT ON TOP OF HIS
BALLS

Talia
i cant do this

Josh
freya is crying

Tobi
IM NOT SURPRISED

Freya
one photo

REAL TEARS

Talia
IM HERE FOR YOU
FREY

Ellie
WIPE YOUR TEARS
IT WILL BE OKAY

Will
JJ what have you started

JJ
im not even sorry

HHEHEHEHEHHEHSH

Chip
only the sidemen

Vik
for real

Lux
you are literally in
the sidemen

Vik
proves my point

Harry
i cant deal with you
lot any longer

Freezy
BYE BYE THEN👋

Harry has been removed

Lux
i swear if he begs me
to add him back again
im gonna throw hands

Chip
calm down luxy bear

Lux
luxy bear? when did mia
share her nickname

Chip
MIA CALLS YOU THAT??

Will
MY MIA???

Mia
ME????

Lux
NO

HARRYS MIA!!!

Will
ohhh

Chip
ohhh that clears things
up

Mia
i was gonna say

Simon
having two mias is
very confusing

Ethan
right

Vik
how do we solve
this dilemma

Josh
hmmmm

Freya
hes stroking his
beard guys

Simon
why am i not
surprised

Talia
I KNOW

Simon
that was a rhetorical
question tal...

Talia
i wasnt talking to you

Talia has changed Mia to Miamon

Talia
much better

Miamon
thanks

Talia
everyone say thanks talia
because im amazing

Freya
THANKS TALIA

Simon
THANKS TALIA

Vik
thank you talia

Tobi
thank youuu

Talia
you all are very welcome

Mia
what on earth have
i opened my phone to

Ellie
MIAAAA

JJ
MIAAAAA

Miamon
why didnt i get
this reaction😔

Vik
sorry other mia

Mia
AH MY EYES JJ
WTF

JJ
hhehehehhe

Freezy
right this is enough.

EVERYONE IS LATE

Ethan
oopsies

Talia
OH SHIT SIMON

Simon
WHAT DID I DO???

Talia
YOU DIDNT SAY
I LOST TRACK OF
TIME

Simon
BECAUSE I DID
ASWELL

Mia
late to what??

Lux
uhhh

Tobi
walking

Simon
nothing

JJ
eating

Josh
fat bitch

JJ
NOT AGAIN

Chip
sleeping

Mia
huh???

Freezy
bed time mia

Ethan
BATH TIME BOYS

Vik
NOOOOOO

JJ
HEHHEHEHE

Mia has been removed

Freezy
i swear you lot

get ready

Josh
sorry squeezy

-AUTHORS NOTE
AHAHA LONG ASS GC IM SORRY

it makes up for the writers block so actually im not sorry🤞