"Holy shit-" I gasped, in shock. "Did I just hit someone with my car?!"

"Yes, Wonder, it says so in the chapter title." Glitch replied, just as shaken as I was.

"Oh. True."

I quickly opened the door of the car and jumped out, running to the man I had injured...only to realize that he wasn't a man at all. He was a sponge, and he didn't seem to be too injured, thankfully.

"Oh thank God...it's a miracle you weren't hurt!" I exclaimed in relief, hearing Glitch and Techno walking up to us.  I didn't bother to question the fact that we had just rammed into him at over 50 mph, and that he was now sitting up and doing fine. 

"Don't worry, you didn't hit me that bad!" the sponge said cheerfully. "My name's Spongebob, nice to meet you!"

"Same to you," I replied, extending a hand which he gladly shook. "These are my friends, Glitch and Technoblade." 

The two mentioned smiled and nodded.

"I'm so glad you're not hurt," I said. "We were driving really fast to try and catch a thief, and I didn't see you walk out into the road."

"A thief?" Spongebob asked. 

"Yes, a thief." Glitch replied. "He stole our Fre Shavoca Do while we were at Del Taco, and he shot Gordon Ramsay, all without apologizing for his actions. Someone has to stop this man."

"And that 'someone' is us." I declared, posing heroically like a superhero.

"Wow! Good luck catching him!" Spongebob said. "What did he look like?"

"He had messy black hair, a beanie, and a scar over one eye," I told him. "Do you know anyone that looks like that?"

Spongebob's cheery face darkened as I described the thief. "Yeah, I know him."

"Who is he then?" Techno asked.

"I don't know his name." Spongebob said. "I only saw him once before, and not for a long time. He works with a man I knew named Squidward. Squidward's the one who..." He paused for a moment and sniffled. "The one who killed my best friend, Patrick Star."

"Oh jeez..." I exclaimed softly. "I'm sorry to hear that."

"Yeah, that must have been awful." Glitch added.

"Yeah, that sucks." Techno said. "Do you have any idea where he would be going? Do he and Squidward have some sort of base or lair that you might know about?"

Spongebob smiled sadly. "Thanks guys. At least Patrick's my friend in my memories." He turned to Technoblade. "No, sorry. I don't know where he's going."

We all sighed, and turned to head back to the car. The man had gotten away, and we had to catch up to him again.

"But I know someone who does."