The wind blew faintly in the air, causing my hair to sway as I stepped out of my car in the parking lot of Del Taco. I looked up at the towering sign which held the logo and, more importantly, the words "Fre Shavoca Do". That's what we're here for.

"Isn't it beautiful?" my best friend, Glitch, asked as they stepped out of the car. I nodded in agreement, smiling as their beautiful British accent flowed through my ears.

"It's even better in person." I said, cringing slightly as I heard my stupid American voice. "The vine was amazing, of course, but the fact that we're actually here right now makes it better."

"Shall we head inside?" Glitch began to head for the door, without waiting for a response. I quickly followed them, still staring up at the majestic sign above me. The black letters seemed to sparkle in the afternoon sun's glow, adding to its radiance. I eventually tore my eyes from the sign to see that Glitch was holding the door open for me. I smiled at them as I entered the restaurant.

The first thing I heard was shouting from the kitchen.

"THIS LAMB IS SO UNDERCOOKED, IT'S FOLLOWING MARY TO SCHOOL! MY GRAN COULD DO BETTER AND SHE'S DEAD!"

I instantly recognized the voice as world-famous chef, Gordon Ramsay. Not bothering to question why he works at a Del Taco, I began to walk towards the countertop where our food could be purchased. The cashier turned to me as I approached.

"Hello, and welcome to Del Taco. What can I get for you?" he asked in a deep, monotone voice.

"May I please have two orders of Fre Shavoca Do? One for me, and one for...my friend..."

My voice trailed off as I looked at the cashier. Holy shit... I thought to myself. He was tall, with long, pink hair that was bundled in a loose ponytail. He wore a beautiful bejeweled crown and a pig's skull mask which covered his upper face. His jawline was sharp enough that it could cut diamond, and his red eyes sparkled with a mysterious wisdom from behind the mask. Unlike the other employees at Del Taco, he wore a red robe that reminded me of royalty, and golden rings on his fingers.

He was, no doubt, one of the sexiest people I've ever met.

"Two orders of the Fre Shavoca Do?" he repeated. Oh god his voice... "Coming right up."

"Thank you so much, Mr..." I looked down at his name tag. "Technoblade."

Technoblade smirked. "Call me Techno. And who might you be?"

"My name is WonderGirl1059, but most people call me Wonder." I replied, blushing.

"Wonder..." he said to himself. "What a beautiful name. Quite fitting for someone as beautiful as you."

My blush deepened. "Th-Thank you, Techno."

This beautiful moment was interrupted by Gordon Ramsay screaming.

"HEY! PANINI HEAD, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? THIS FRE SHAVOCA DO IS RAW, I TELL YOU! RAW!"

Glitch came up to me, followed by another man waiting in line.

"Who knew that Gordon Ramsay was working here?" they asked in disbelief. I shrugged, my eye still on Techno, the cashier. Glitch noticed and chuckled.

"He's kinda hot, not gonna lie..." they whispered. I scoffed, turning to them.

"Shush your mush." I advised them quietly.

Gordon Ramsay walked out of the kitchen, an extremely annoyed look on his face.

"Here you are, two orders of Fre Shavoca Do." he said, handing the bag to me.

I reached out to take the food, when all of a sudden, the man that was standing behind us in line ran forward. He snatched the Fre Shavoca Do from Gordon's hand and began to run away.

"Hey!" I shouted. "That's mine!"

"Ours!" Glitch corrected.

The man, who I noticed was wearing a beanie, pulled out a gun from his pocket. Everyone in the building screamed (save for me, Glitch, and Techno, 'cause we're not babies). Without turning around, he shot Gordon Ramsay twice in the chest, before kicking open the door and running outside. Gordon fell to the ground, bleeding heavily.

"Holy shit-" I was filled with rage. "THAT BITCH STOLE OUT FRE SHAVOCA DO!"

Technoblade kneeled down and felt Gordon's pulse. "He's dead." he announced.

"Who does that man think he is?" Glitch shouted angrily. "He stole our food and murdered one of the most famous chefs in the world! And he didn't even say 'sorry'!"

"This is a crime against humanity." I declared. "And I will have none of it! I'm gonna catch that man if it's the last thing I do!"

"Me too!" Glitch cheered.

Techno shrugged. "Well, anything's better than working here. I'm in."

I smiled at my two friends. "Well then, what are we waiting for?"