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𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘹: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵
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In the courtyard outside on the fountain for lunch, Blair sat with her back against Stu whose arms were wrapped around her as Blair ate grapes and feed some to Stu behind her or Tatum beside her.

Randy was sitting beside Tatum and then Sidney sat between Billy's legs who keep grabbing Blair's hand to feed him some grapes making her laugh at him.

"They are so normal," Stuart whispers to Sam who nods before pushing his head away from her.

"What did Blair tell you, Stuart? My personal space is not yours," Sam tells him with a pointed look making Stuart smile at her.

"You smell so good," Stuart tells her making Sam roll her eyes.

"Hunt? Why would they ask if you like to hunt?" Tatum asks Stu regarding the questions from the deputies and the sheriff.

"I don't know, they just did," Stu tells her shrugging as Blair eats a grape.

"Because their bodies were gutted," Randy tells Tatum as if it was common sense making Blair and Sidney flinch.

"Randy!" Tatum yells leaning over and slapping him over the head with a glare as he winces.

"Sorry," Randy says towards Blair and Sidney who nods at him. 

"Thanks, Randy," Billy says with a pointed look as he looks at the two girls apologetically.

"They asked me where I was last night and if my relationship with Steven ended badly," Blair says eating a grape and making everyone look at her.

"Wait...you guys don't think they think I killed them do you?!" Blair asks worriedly making them look at her before all five of them began to laugh at her including Sidney.

Everyone in the theater begins to laugh at Blair's words beside Hayden Stuart Sam and Tara the four share a look. They knew how ruthless Blair could be when needed.

"What's so funny?!" Blair exclaims as the group laughs.

"Blair baby you cannot even kill a spider. You call me screaming to come and kill it," Stu tells her making her pout at him. Stu smiles leaning down and kissing her lips making Blair wrap her arms around his neck pulling him closer to her.

"Hey! No! Stop sucking my sister's face!" Tatum exclaims splashing water at the two from inside the fountain.

"The number of times I have to do that," Tatum says shaking her head while Blair blushes slightly.

"Tatum!" Blair exclaims although laughing as Stu pouts making Blair pat his cheek as she feeds him a grape.

"They didn't ask me if I like to hunt," Tatum says getting back on topic.

"Because there's no way a girl could have killed them," Stu says making Blair and Tatum simultaneously turn to him with an eyebrow raised.

"Ouch. Good luck Stu," Dewey says with a winced expression as Sidney laughs knowing how scary the twins can be at times. 

"That is so sexist!" Blair and Tatum exclaim looking at Stu who smiles at them. 

"A girl could easily do it. She just needs enough motivation. Never underestimate a girl's need for revenge Stuie," Blair says smirking at her boyfriend who was staring at her.

"Well when you put it like that Blair I begin to think maybe you did," Randy says staring at Blair who begins to eat some grapes.

"Agreed. And Blair is scary," Dewey says shivering making Blair stick her tongue out at him.

"But she hates the sight of blood. So it couldn't be her," Tatum tells Dewey making Blair nod. 

"It could be Tatum then. She's the one who's been saying she wanted to kill both of them," Randy says pointing to Tatum and making her scoff.

"Words are words. Actions are a completely different thing," Tatum tells him before pausing.

"Although...if I had known everything I probably would have hit him with my car," Tatum tells Randy nodding her head before placing her lollipop in her mouth.         

"I was busy last night. I was eating cinnamon rolls watching Clueless," Blair tells Randy as she leans into Stu.

"For the millionth time this month," Stu and Billy tell her making Blair glare at them as she throws grapes at them.

"Clueless is amazing!" Blair defends herself with a huff. 

"Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. Takes a man to do something like that," Stu tells Randy getting back on topic.

"Or a man's mentality," Blair and Tatum say simultaneously before high-fiving each other with bright smiles.

"They creep me out when they talk like that," Dewey says shivering as he shakes his head making Blair and Tatum laugh at him.

"You know what Tatum we should become serial killers! Prove anything a man could do. A woman could do better," Blair says smirking at her twin who laughs nodding her head.

"Yes," Tatum says making the two sisters laugh as they lean into each other missing the looks that were being sent to the brunette.

"How do you gut someone?" Sidney asks quietly almost to herself making Tatum and Blair stop laughing as all eyes turn to Sidney and a deadly serious silence comes over the group.

"Oh Sids," Blair says getting up as she pulls the brunette into her arms. Sidney smiles wrapping her arms around Blair cuddling into her as Blair runs her fingers through her hair.

"I love moms hugs," Stuart whispers wishing he could hug her.

"They are so warm and relaxing. Especially when she massages my scalp," Hayden says making Stuart nod.

"And they are followed by a cup of hot chocolate and cinnamon rolls," Sam says smiling thinking of Blair's hugs.

"It's so comforting," Tara whispers as they stare at Blair who feels the stares making her look towards them and smile softly at the group of teenagers.

"You take a knife and slit from the groin to the sternum," Stu answers her question making Sidney feel shivers down to her soul.

"Stu!" Blair exclaims slapping his chest while everyone else rolls their eyes at Stu.

"What? She asked," Stu says trying to justify his actions.

"Stu! There are questions you answer and others you do not!" Blair exclaims to her boyfriend shaking her head as she looks at him.

"It's called tact, you fuckrag," Billy tells Stu with a glare.

"Sorry," Stu says shrugging making Blair send him a look while Stu smiles at her sheepishly kissing her nose.

"Sorry baby," Stu tells her making her smile at him softly.

"Remember in Jaws when they caught the wrong shark at first and Richard Dreyfuss cut it open to look for body parts and all they found was a license plate and all this white milky goo," Randy says making Blair shiver at that. Stu leans over and socks Randy in the arm.

"You heard Billy-shut the fuck up," Stu tells Randy with a pointed look.

"Hey, Stu? Didn't you use to date, Casey?" Sidney asks Stu who is taken aback by that question.

"For about two seconds and then I dumped her when I found something out. And realized the girl I was going to marry was right in front of me the entire time," Stu says kissing Blair's nose and making her laugh at him.

"Who said I was going to marry you?" Blair asks Stu who laughs at her.

"Baby I already have our future planned. We will be getting married after college," Stu tells Blair who laughs at him.

"Oh really?" Blair asks Stu who nods his head.

"Yep! And then we will be traveling everywhere you want to go. Just like you always wanted to. And one day when we decide to settle down wherever you want we will be having a little girl just like you named...Hayden!" Stu exclaims making Blair laugh at him while she smiles brightly.

Stuart looks towards his sister and wraps his arm around her bringing her closer to him. Hayden cuddles into him holding him tightly.

"You two are disgusting," Tatum says gagging looking at the two as Blair laughs at her.

"I mean I do not blame him. Who hasn't been in love with Blair Riley before?" Randy says shrugging as he eats some grapes making everyone turn to him.

"What? If you say you haven't been you are lying," Randy tells them shrugging his shoulders before looking at Stu.

"True," Stu says shrugging his shoulders as he winks at Blair.

"And are the police aware you dated the victim?" Randy asks Stu making him look at Randy.

"What are you saying? That I killed her or something?" Stu asks Randy offended.

"Stuie cannot hurt anyone. He's my little golden retriever. But Billy's the black cat," Blair says chuckling slightly at herself.

"For you," Randy whispers under his breath eyeing the three.

"Stuie could never hurt anyone," Blair says looking at Stu as she squeezes his cheek.

"He's my little golden retriever," Blair says making Stu pull her closer to him.

"I'll be your golden retriever as long as I get to cuddle with you," Stu tells Blair who laughs at him.

"Maybe...," Blair says thinking about it before smiling at him.

"If I can have some more of your homemade cinnamon rolls," Blair offers him making Stu laugh as he puts a piece of hair behind her hair.

"Whatever you want baby," Stu tells her making Blair cuddle into his chest while Tatum rolls her eyes at the two. 

"I feel like an all-time third wheel with you two," Tatum informs her sister who smiles at her shrugging her shoulders. 

"And also Stu was with me last night. Oh and so was Billy. I made them watch Clueless and give me a foot massage," Blair says nodding her head and making the boys nod agreeing.

"While she laughed like a crazy person she to us touching her feet. She's ticklish," Billy says smirking at Blair who glares at him playfully.

"You really are," Tatum says looking at her sister. 

"Where were you last night?" Tatum asks looking at Randy with a raised eyebrow.

"Working, thank you," Randy answers her making Tatum roll her eyes at him.

"I thought Blockbuster fired you," Tatum tells him making Randy smirk.

"Twice," Randy tells her.

"Not something to be proud of Randy," Blair tells Randy making him look at her.

"What can I say? They always come back," Randy tells her winking making Blair laugh at him.

"I didn't kill anybody," Stu suddenly says making everyone look at him.

"No one's saying you did," Billy says giving Stu a pointed look as Blair looks between the two slightly confused.

"Besides-," Randy begins to say.
"Takes a man to do something like that," Randy says perfectly mimicking Stu making Tatum and Blair laugh.

"I'm gonna gut your ass in a second," Stu says jokingly to Randy.

"Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? I heard they found her liver in the mailbox," Randy says making Tatum and Blair eye Sidney worriedly.

"Randy! Shut up you goon-fuck!"  Tatum and Blair yell at him making Randy raise his hands in surrender.

"You know when they start insulting you simultaneously the best choice of action is being quiet," Dewey says nodding his head and making everyone agree with him, especially the kids.

Blair places her hand on Sidney's thigh rubbing it smoothly making Sidney smile at her as Blair winks at her.

"You okay?" Blair mouths to her making Sidney nod as she reaches and squeezes Blair's hand who squeezes her back.

Blair and Sidney look at each other and smile softly at each other.

"Yeah, Randy, they're getting mad. I think you better liver alone," Stu says as he begins to laugh at his joke while the others just groan. Blair shakes her head patting his chest sadly.

"No babe. Just no," Blair tells Stu who pouts at her making her pat his check.

"Stu that was terrible. Absolutely terrible!" Blair exclaims to her boyfriend laughing who looks towards her.

"It made you laugh though didn't it?" Stu asks her making her roll her eyes at him. While Hayden looks toward her twin.

"Well, now we know who you get your terrible jokes from," Hayden tells Stuart who looks at her offended.

"My jokes are not terrible," Stuart tells her pouting as Sam and Tara nod their heads.

"Yes, they are," Sam tells Stuart who pouts at her making her just ignore him.

"Do you think that who killed them might kill someone again?" Blair asks as she eats some grapes making everyone look at her.

"What? We all know a murder like that will not just happen once. It has some type of motive," Blair says as if it was common sense.

"See I do listen to some of the things you say Dewey," Blair tells her brother who smiles at her knowing how he rumbled sometimes.

"Don't worry Blair. The virgin always survives," Randy tells her making Blair just open and close her mouth as Stu smirks down at her.

"Sorry baby," Stu tells Blair making her elbow him in the stomach with a glare as everyone looks between the two.

"Wait what?" Dewey asks tilting his head to the side like a confused puppy as Blair holds in a wince. Sidney and Tatum turn her wide-eyed as Blair smiles sheepishly at them.

"You're not a virgin anymore!" Tatum screams making everyone look towards them as Blair glares at her twin.

"Tatum! Do you really have to announce my virginity status to the entire world?!" Blair asks her twin angrily.

"Wait what?! You had sex?!" Dewey screams as Blair wished the floor would swoll her whole instead of living in this moment.

"Please stop talking about my mom's sex life," Stuart says looking beyond disgusted.

"I wasn't even this scarred when gave me the sex talk," Hayden says disgusted making Tara and Sam look at her.

"Same! She gave it to me and I'm 23," Sam tells Hayden as Tara nods agreeing with her.

"Sorry, Blair! I just...I'm in shock! Literal shock! Why didn't you tell me?!" Tatum exclaims as Blair sighs before glaring at Stu.

"Thanks a lot," Blair tells him as Stu just smirks at her.
"Anytime," Stu tells her as she rolls her eyes.

"I have so many questions!" Tatum exclaims as Blair begins gathering her stuff.

"Nope. Not answering anything," Blair tells her sister who pouts.

"Why not?! As your sister you're supposed to share the smut!" Tatum says as Blair sighs.

"Nope!" Blair says popping the p as Tatum looks at her in disbelief.

"Why not?! I tell you!" Tatum tells Blair who sighs.

"And so does Sidney. We all tell each other about our sex life you were supposed to tell us," Tatum says making Sidney nod as Billy looks between the three.

"Why couldn't I have brothers instead?" Dewey asks himself dome with this conversation.

"Blair!" Tatum exclaims as she goes to chase after her twin before pausing and turning back around walking towards Stu.

"This is for sleeping with my little sister," Tatum says making Stu confused as Tatum pushes him back into the fountain.

Blair laughs loudly followed by Dewey who high-fives Tatum who begins laughing with Sidney.

"Meanies," Stu says pouting making Stuart and Hayden laugh shaking their heads.

Billy Sidney and Randy begin to laugh loudly at Stu who looks at Tatum in disbelief who smirks at him. Blair walks closer laughing.

"Help me?" Stu asks Blair who shakes her head laughing.

"So you can pull me in? No, thank you," Blair tells him laughing as Stu begins to laugh arms then wrap around her waist.

"No! Billy!" Blair exclaims as he drops her into the fountain. Stu laughs as he high five Billy and Blair glares at the two.

"I hate you two!" Blair yells slapping the two over the heads with a soft smile on her lips making the two smile at her.

"Ouch my ankle," Blair says wincing making the two look at her concern as Tatum laughs behind them.

"You okay?" Billy asks with his hand out to her making Blair grab it and then smirk as she pulls him into the fountain laughing loudly at him.

"Idiot," Tatum says laughing as Blair begins splashing the two and Billy and Stu begin splashing her.

"You are all a bunch of children," Tatum tells her sister who winks at her.

"You're just jealous because you aren't in it," Blair tells Tatum with a pointed look with her shrug.

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