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* . °•★ ~ 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 ~ ☆•° . *

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"Stuie cannot hurt anyone. He's my little golden retriever. But Billy's the black cat.

"How could you? How fucking could you?!"

"Tatum! Do you really have to announce my virginity status to the entire world?!"

"You are my entire heart. I. Love. You."

* . °•★ ~ 𝐓𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐦 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 ~ ☆•° . *

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"No Blair! I just...I'm in shock! Literal shock!"

"We need to talk about your taste in men Blair. They are really concerning."

"I'm going to kill you both!"

"He deserved it in my opinion I would have done worse though."

* . °•★ ~ 𝐃𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐲 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 ~ ☆•° . *

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"Stop! Stop! Oh please stop!"

"Mom told you both to stop that!"

"They creep me out when they talk like that."

"Why couldn't I have brothers instead?"

* . °•★ ~ 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 ~ ☆•° . *

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"You...murdered my mom."

"But...why didn't he attack you?"

"Thank you. For always being here for me."

"Tatum! You can't say that!"

* . °•★ ~ 𝐒𝐭𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 ~ ☆•° . *

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"There's my beautiful girl."

"How are you just so beautiful? I could just stare at you all day long."

"I'll be your golden retriever as long as I get to cuddle with you as long as I want."

"Horror comedy?"

* . °•★ ~ 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬 ~ ☆•° . *

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"If you go near her I'll kill you."

"Because I never wanted to just be your best friend."

"You're our final girl Blair. You always were."

"I got you. I got you, Blair."

* . °•★ ~ 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 ~ ☆•° . *

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"Did you just punch me?!"

"I do not particular like you either."

"Blair! He's dead! He's dead!"

"Aunt Gale? What?"

* . °•★ ~ 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 ~ ☆•° . *

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"Don't worry Blair. The virgin always survives."

"Who hasn't been in love with Blair Riley before? If you say you haven't been you are lying."

"I got you. Blair, it's okay. It's okay."

"Everyone knows that Billy Loomis is in love with you Blair."

* . °•★ ~ 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐦 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 ~ ☆•° . *

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"Damn. Mom now I know why Uncle Dewey calls you scary."

"It's weird...seeing her like this. So in love and happy."

"Ugh! Just hit him with a bat! Or a hammer!"

"Aunt Sids Aunt Gale I love you both but Aunt Tatum is my love."

* . °•★ ~ 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐃𝐰𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 ~ ☆•° . *

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"Idiot. Everyone knows the original killer was Jason's mother. Jason didn't show up until the sequel!"

"I vote for bat. Aluminum would be better."

"She's right Aunt Tatum is the best."

"Can we rewind that?! That was awesome! Mom why didn't you ever tell us you punched Aunt Gale?!"