"Mia..." A voice trailed off cynically as it approached the sleeping Avenger.

"Mia..." It spoke once more as their finger moved a strand of hair away from her face.

Mia's eyes didn't even open as she grabbed the hand and broke every bone in it before snuggling further into her pillow.

"Fuck me!" She heard the voice shout before another spoke, "Told you not to wake her up, Nat."

Natasha rolled her eyes at Elijah, "Wake her up for me? Mia, you're a little bitch," She muttered as she walked out, cursing about her now broken hand before joining the other siblings in the living room.

"She break your hand?" Kol asked, not even looking up from his phone as he sipped on a glass of blood.

"Yes," Natasha grunted.

Rebekah chuckled softly before biting into her wrist and letting some of her blood drip into an empty glass, "Told you it wasn't a good idea."

Klaus glanced at the woman as he walked inside, pulling Kol's legs off the couch before taking his seat, "Why do you even need her awake? It's nine am. She's never awake this early. She doesn't believe the day starts until at least 12 o'clock."

The Avenger chuckled as she felt her hand heal rapidly, "She's got a mission. A very fun one too."

The vampires frowned, "I thought she wasn't going on missions for a while?"

"Everyone else is... not the right criteria for this one."

"Criteria?" Kol asked, this time looking up from his phone.

"Mia never told you she took pole dancing classes?"

Their eyes widened as their jaws dropped, "What?"

Kol discreetly grabbed a pillow and held it on his lap while they continued to stare at the red head, "She did?"

Natasha nodded with a smirk, "Oh yeah, she got good at it too. An Avenger with the talents of a stripper is very helpful on honeypot missions."

"Honeypot?" Rebekah asked, her mind still in a trance at the thought of Mia's body covered in only red lingerie as she danced along a stage.

"Mhm. Seducing the target for information. Mia never told you about these? They are her favourite," Natasha teased as Mia herself walked in.

"They actually make me want to kill myself but close enough," The blonde corrected as she sipped on a cup of coffee Elijah had made her on their way down.

Kol smirked as he pulled her into his lap, "So, since when was our girl a stripper? And when were you going to tell us?"

Mia rolled her eyes, "I wasn't a stripper, I was a..." Natasha stared at her, causing her to sigh, "Yeah, I was a stripper. It was only for missions though... and for when Tony took away my credit card."

"He only took it away because you jumped off the tower in one of his suits before painting them all hot pink and filling them with glitter."

Mia shrugged, "All I did was make them look better. Besides, he and Steve said they wanted me to start flying lessons, so I did."

"You stole one of his suits."

"Well it was either that or I try to flap my arms real hard and hope for the best," Mia muttered as she sipped on her coffee earning chuckles from the vampires while Natasha rolled her eyes.

"You're so annoying. Missions tomorrow so get your ass ready and pack for three days. Mission report is on the table and the quinjet leaves at 1700 hours. If you're late again, you're training with Wanda."

Mia frowned as she remembered the last time she trained with the witch. It had not ended well for her, in fact, it ended her hanging upside down for an hour, "Got it. Won't be late. I- I'll be early even. Please don't make me train with magic fingers again. I have PTSD."

Natasha grinned as she stood up, "We'll see."

After the red head left, Mia held the manila file between her hands as she read through it. She glanced at the picture of the old man she had to seduce and scoffed, "Bitch."

She debated on grabbing her gun beside her but before she could even make her decision, Elijah stepped in and pushed the weapon away, "No."

"Such a dad," Mia muttered, "Look at this old fucker. He's a fucking perve- more of a perve than you old bastards."

He chuckled as he knelt in front of her, "That may be true, but that doesn't mean you can shoot yourself, Elskan."

Mia shrugged as she set down the file, "I don't know. Maybe you'll have to convince me..."

He smirked lightly as he stood up, "You need to pack, remember? Hop to it, doll."

The blonde rolled her eyes at his teasing, "Dickhead," She muttered but did as told.

He smirked as he discreetly read the file and took note of the bar she was supposed to entertain at.

— — —

Mia had chosen a black lace outfit for her mission. The bottoms were high-waisted so it would cover her larger scar and in the dark lighting, her others would be invisible.

She shoved it inside her bag, along with a pair of heals before zipping it closed and running down the stairs.

She smiled as Rebekah hugged her tightly, followed by both Kol and Klaus.

As they parted, a frown set on her lips, "Where's Lijah?"

"He had some business to do with some vampires. He told us to tell you he'd call you."

Mia nodded, slightly saddened by his disappearance but smiled nonetheless as she pulled Kol in for another hug before whispering, "Break my leg."

The vampire rolled his eyes as he stared down at her, "I will not break your leg, darling."

"Would you rather I suck another man's dick?"

Kol glanced at his siblings, "Can I break her leg?"

They contemplated it for a moment before shaking their heads, "Nastasha would kill us."

Kol recoiled, "Scary woman. No can do, darling. Go... Go suck that man's dick real good."

Mia sighed, "You three are useless. Ooh, maybe I'll ask Bucky."

"He's scared of Natasha too. You're shit out of luck, love," Rebekah told her with a small smile.

"I'll just stake myself then... Or! Nik, you like stabbing people. Stab me."

The hybrid rolled his eyes, "I am not stabbing you, Deyja. Besides, you melted all my daggers that time you got drunk."

Mia sighed, "Fuck you, past self. Fucking bitch. Fine, I'll just use a kitchen knife. Oh! Wanna play darts? I could be the target?"

Rebekah chuckled as she led Mia to the door, "Go. We are not going to stab, play darts or break any of your bones."

"What about shoot?"

The blonde Original rolled her eyes, "Not doing that either, love. Now go or you'll have to train with Wanda."

Mia grunted, "I hate you."

Rebekah smiled, "No you don't. Now go."

The Avenger sighed but walked out to her car. She glanced at the traffic only to hear Klaus yell, "No! You are not running out in open traffic, Deyja!"

Mia rolled her eyes as she got into her car, "Such a mom."

— — —

"Stupid Natasha. This is fucking bullshit. Fuck- Shit, Mother fucker," Mia cursed as she put on her high heals in the back of the strip club in Ohio of all places.

Mia hated Ohio. It was boring and her soulmates weren't there. That she knew of.

What she didn't know was that Elijah was sitting at the far back of the bar, smiling to himself as he listened to her words.

He couldn't take his eyes off her as she walked out on the stage. Her legs were accentuated by the long high heels she wore as she sauntered along the stage, her eyes never once leaving her targets.

He could tell by one look that she didn't want to be there. But he also knew it meant she got to potentially punch someone tonight so it was a lose/win situation.

His eyes followed her, a smirk set on his lips as he watched her sexily walk around her target.

In a matter of seconds, the man was under her spell. Hell, even Elijah was.

Her face lowered as she whispered something into his ear, something that couldn't be heard over the music. But Elijah could tell the man was excited by it.

She stood back up, holding out her hand which the man eagerly took, before she led him to a private room.

Her flirtatious eyes met his as she walked past him, a small smirk set on her lips as she glanced down at his pants.

"Might want to cover that up," She whispered quietly so only he would hear before she closed the door behind her.

Elijah blushed deeply as he glanced down at his prominent erection before adjusting his suit. She had known he was there the entire time. Of course she had. He should have known. She was far too perceptive for her own good.

He couldn't help himself from listening to her. She spoke softly, her voice full of sex, as she teased the man.

He listened as she kissed along his neck, her knee between his thigh as she grazed it along his hard bulge, whispering sweet nothings into his ear as she coaxed him into pure insanity.

She undid the buttons of his cheap shirt before dropping the material to the ground. Her kisses went south, moving along his chest as her fingers slid his rough dress pants down his thighs, leaving him bare.

Mia had to stop herself from retching as he came in full view to her eyes.

The man smirked above her as he wound her hair in a makeshift ponytail, "Gonna fuck that pretty mouth."

"Mmm," Mia muttered as she stared up at him with doe eyes.

The man moaned deeply from the look, his head tipping back as he pushed her head to his dick.

I'm going to kill myself, Mia thought to herself as she rolled her eyes.

Stupid men thinking they could control her.

She tsked as she kissed his lower stomach, removing his hand from her hair.

"Are you gonna be a good boy, Mr. Lowry?" She asked, her voice low as she kissed his tip, her thoughts being consumed by Elijah who she knew was standing just outside the door.

The man nodded quickly, "Yes- Yes, honey."

Her tongue reluctantly left her mouth as she licked a stripe along his short length.

She heard Elijah's grunt from out the door as a smirk settled on her lips, "My good boy," She whispered as she took the man's tip in her lips, sucking on the flesh.

The man above her was a babbling mess. He was completely out of it. Men are so easy.

"What do you know about the Russian transfers?" She asked softly as her lips moved back to his stomach.

"What?" He whimpered.

"Tell me or I won't let you cum," She warned as she stared up at him with feign innocence.

"They- The transfer is happening on Sunday. It," He choked a moan as she took his dick in her mouth once more, "It's selling scraps from the war. The chitauri metal, guns, whatever could be salvaged."

Mia grinned as she stood up.

He stared at her confused.

"Thank you for your cooperation," She told him before her fist slammed against his jaw, knocking him out completely.

She walked to the corner of the room and pulled out a bottle of mouthwash before chugging it. She would prefer bleach but Steve wouldn't let her bring it. He claimed it was bad for her health. 

She glanced at herself in the mirror. Her red lipstick was smudged slightly and her hair was rustled but other than that she looked good.

"I swear to god, Mia, if you don't unlock the door right now," She heard Elijah warn, his voice rough.

"And if I don't?" She asked teasingly as she stood on the other side of the red painted door.

He grunted, "You'll be punished."

Mia grinned, "What if that's what I want?... Daddy."

He didn't even care as he broke open the door and slammed her body against the now slightly crooked door, "You're playing a dangerous game, Elskan."

His eyes were dark as he glared down at her, eyes moving to the unconscious man on the ground before looking back at her, "Tell me, did you enjoy having his dick in your mouth?"

Mia grinned, "Why? Are you jealous, Lijah?"

"Incredibly," He answered.

"Well Kol did tell me to suck his dick real good," She whispered as she glanced down at his body that was laying on the ground, "I think I did a good job."

"Yes, well Kol's an idiot."

"A hot one," Mia muttered as she played with his tie, tugging it slightly to pull him closer.

Elijah grunted as the space between their lips turned non existent. He bit her bottom lip, drawing blood, as he held her tightly against the door.

He pulled away, his lips hungrily moving to her neck.

Mia moaned softly as her head tipped back, "Sh- Shield will be here any minute to pick him up."

She felt as his lips twitched up into a smirk as he unclasped her bra and let it fall, "They'll just have to wait."

His fingers slid down her abdomen as he knelt before her, sliding her panties down her legs. His eyes met the scar on her stomach and he softly kissed it as he pulled her leg over his shoulder.

He glanced up at her with dark eyes as his lips kissed along her inner thigh, only centimeters away from where she needed him.

"Do you want this, Elskan?" He asked as his hands rubbed along the skin of her thighs, gripping them tightly.

Mia whimpered as he kissed her thigh, "Please, Lijah."

His tongue licked long strips from her slit to her clit, each lick earning a soft whimper. His soft lips sucked on her clit as his finger teased her hole.

She moaned deeply as he kitten licked her sensitive clit, his eyes staring into hers, "Fuck, Lijah."

He smirked lightly as he pulled away before standing above her, "You didn't think I'd let you cum that easy, did you?"

Mia groaned as she gripped his suit lapels in an attempt to pull him closer. He persisted though and kept his distance. He smiled at the defeated look on her lips, "Get on your knees."

Her eyes widened at his request or rather demand.

"I won't ask again, Elskan."

With his words she quickly knelt before him, her hands on his thighs as she stared up at him.

He smirked at the innocence in her eyes, "You know what to do, pretty girl."

She slowly unbuckled his belt before letting his pants fall. She palmed him through his boxers, his quiet moans edging her.

She licked her lips as she pulled his hard cock out. She kept eye contact with him as she kissed his tip.

"No games, Mia," He warned.

"But games make it much more fun," She teased as she took him between her lips. She didn't waste any time in taking him down her throat.

Her hand jerked off what she couldn't fit in her mouth as his hand came down to pull her hair up into a ponytail. His fingers were gentle as he pulled the strands away from her face.

"So messy," He teased as he watched spit run down her chin.

Mia grinned as she pulled away, just inches away from his length. He smiled as he trailed his thumb along her chin, gathering the spit, "Are you doing okay down there, sweetheart?"

Mia nodded quickly as she took him back in her mouth.

He grinned as she hollowed out her cheeks, tapping his thigh as she stared up at him, "Gonna fuck that pretty mouth of yours," He spoke, repeating the mans words, as his hips moved slowly at first as he thursted into her mouth, testing the waters before his speed fastened.

"Fuck," He groaned out as his head tipped back.

If Mia could smirk she would as she listened to his throaty moans that only she could get out of him. She moaned around his length causing him to twitch.

"Not gonna last, baby," Elijah whimpered as his hand came up to hold the wall.

She moaned around him once more as she fondled his balls. That was all it took to send him over the edge.

His hips stuttered as thick ropes of cum shot down her throat.

Mia looked up at him as she pulled away before opening her mouth showing she had swallowed everything he had offered.

Elijah smirked as he pulled her back up, "Such a good girl for me."

She smiled as she kissed his lips, "I need you- Please."

"Need me to fuck that pretty pussy?"

Mia nodded quickly as she kissed along his neck, her leg wrapping around his waist, "Please."

"You won't do another one of these missions?"

"Never."

"Jump."

He caught her with ease, wrapping her legs around his thighs, before speeding her against the wall. The wall shook from the force as his lips encased hers.

His hand moved down between their bodies as he rubbed her clit harshly earning loud moans from her.

He didn't wait long before he thrusted his hard cock inside her tight hole. He groaned, burying his nose in her neck as she clenched around him.

Mia whined softly as his teeth bit into her neck, "Faster."

Her blood trailed down his throat deliciously as his thrusts picked up in pace. Her legs tightened around his waist as he hit her g-spot, "Fuck- right there."

He sped her body to a table and grabbed the back of her head as fucked her. The new angle let him get deeper, tears filling her eyes as she kissed his lips.

"Can't last much longer, Elskan," He warned against her lips as he lifted her knees up to her chest.

"Cum, Lijah," Mia moaned out as her eyes rolled to the back of her head.

She moaned deeply as his cock twitched inside her aching walls before his cum shot inside her. He breathed out as he stood there for a moment, his sweaty forehead pressed against hers as his lips kissed hers with a searing passion.

His hips never stopped rocking as he felt her walls tighten around him.

"Are you gonna be a good girl and cum on my cock?" He asked, his voice rough as his lips harshly sucked love bites into her neck.

Mia nodded through moans, unable to get out any words, as she gripped onto his free hand.

She whimpered as he hit her g-spot once more, the simple touch sending her over the edge.

Elijah's hands smoothed out her hair, pushing it away from her face as he stared into her lust-blown eyes, "I love you."

Mia smiled tiredly as she leaned into his touch, "I love you too, Lijah."

He chuckled softly as he pulled out, watching as his cum dripped out of her hole. His cock hardened once more from the sight.

His free hand trailed down between their bodies before his finger dipped between her folds, gathering up the liquids, before pushing them back inside her.

His smile widened as she whimpered from the touch, her pussy clenching around his fingers.

"Li- Lijah," She moaned as she stared at him.

"You can give me one more, can't you, sweetheart? I know you can," He spoke softly as he knelt between her thighs.

"I- I can't," She cried out as his tongue licked along her swollen clit.

"Yes, you can, baby," Elijah whispered as his fingers slowly pumped inside her, curling slightly to reach the spongy spot deep inside her.

She clenched tightly around him, almost stopping his movements, as her fingers pulled harshly against his hair, "One more," She choked out through moans. 

A/N

Ngl this is kinda out of my comfort zone but it was fun- I hope it was decent. Sorry it took so long i accidently set my toaster on fire and got a cold. I'm all better now and the toaster is no longer on fire :)